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Old 06-27-2008, 12:28 AM   #3001
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are those the people that will save a napkin from a restaurant they went to 19 years ago or something?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:31 AM   #3002
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nooo like the people who save everything they have ever owned. i watched a show with a lady who filled a HUGE warehouse full of all the crap she hoarded for like 30 years. they sold it all and made like 500k. nuts.

some people hoard so much their homes are so cluttered they have died because of sh*t falling on them
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:31 AM   #3003
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are those the people that will save a napkin from a restaurant they went to 19 years ago or something?

yea but back in the day we saved matches, and now you can't get matches at resturants, but i bet you could get like .40 cents plus 5 bucks for shipping on EBAY for a pack of waffle house matches or shoney's too
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:33 AM   #3004
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i bet you get a whole dolar for some club54 matches
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:36 AM   #3005
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nooo like the people who save everything they have ever owned. i watched a show with a lady who filled a HUGE warehouse full of all the crap she hoarded for like 30 years. they sold it all and made like 500k. nuts.

some people hoard so much their homes are so cluttered they have died because of sh*t falling on them
holy **** thats insane.

it might be worth getting a warehouse and just keeping everything if you can sell it for 500k

i think i actually heard of that dying side effect from falling objects at some point and thought to myself 'wtf who dies from **** falling on them in their house'
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:36 AM   #3006
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

hey all,

i have taken a long leave of absence since the first version of this thread. I was ~15th most poasts in the original version. Im just wondering where this thread is at these days?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:38 AM   #3007
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i have taken a long leave of absence since the first version of this thread. I was ~15th most poasts in the original version. Im just wondering where this thread is at these days?
the best its ever been my friend, the best its ever been
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:39 AM   #3008
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follow up
just read that poast, it makes me sound kind of douche sorry, im not like that normally. Im too high 'n drunk, figured i would hit up the past and be entertained.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:40 AM   #3009
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back again all. won my match even with my phoenalic (sp) tip on my break cue. lucky imo.

how are we?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:40 AM   #3010
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just read that poast, it makes me sound kind of douche sorry, im not like that normally. Im too high 'n drunk, figured i would hit up the past and be entertained.




relax stay awhile
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:41 AM   #3011
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back again all. won my match even with my phoenalic (sp) tip on my break cue. lucky imo.

how are we?

good, dunk itt
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:41 AM   #3012
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yea i started reading again like ~3 weeks ago and realized that there are actual females on here poasting. it made me happy. Also i know you poasted pics already earlier before i came back. can you either pm me them or give me a keyword for a search where i can find them?

thanks alot.

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Old 06-27-2008, 12:43 AM   #3013
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back again all. won my match even with my phoenalic (sp) tip on my break cue. lucky imo.

how are we?
i r dyslexic or some **** that cant make me read goot today

how be you?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:46 AM   #3014
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yea i started reading again like ~3 weeks ago and realized that there are actual females on here poasting. it made me happy. Also i know you poasted pics already earlier before i came back. can you either pm me them or give me a keyword for a search where i can find them?

thanks alot.

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pics of wat? my face?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:47 AM   #3015
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amber rayne is my new fav porn star. she lieks it in teh butt
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:48 AM   #3016
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links to this amber in action??
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:49 AM   #3017
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amber rayne is a pretty ****ing cool name too imo
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:50 AM   #3018
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id hit it

lulz didnt even see the nipple

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Old 06-27-2008, 12:52 AM   #3019
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http://www.pornvalleynews.com/home/a...rayne_int.html
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couldnt find pr0n but this is her talking about how much she loves it up the butt. she fkn BEGS for it. HAWT!
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:52 AM   #3020
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i r dyslexic or some **** that cant make me read goot today

how be you?
i be goot homey. how it do?


also. from that grimace thread. i just made this.



not very goot, but i thought pretty funny.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:54 AM   #3021
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RAY: How do you prepare for an anal scene?

AMBER: A lot of girls say not to eat the night before after 8PM. They use ammodium. Then they give themselves enemas in the morning, followed by a butt-plug to warm up. But generally, I have to eat. I have to have food in me consistently, otherwise I get sick. The very first DP I did, I hadn’t eaten that night and I was so sick. I tried to talk myself out of feeling ill, but the next thing I knew, I was throwing-up all over the set. All that was in me was water and immodium. I went home and didn’t leave my bed for three days. So I’ve learned – I need to eat. I’ve never had the issue where I’ve eaten the night before and had a messy scene the next day. It’s never happened. Not even in my private life. Generally all I do is an enema to make sure it’s clean and then use a butt plug to warm up. I’ve heard some horror stories on sets. I don’t want to name-names, but it was her first anal. Let’s just say she caused a “sh*t-storm”. Sh*t was everywhere. On the bed, on the walls... Everywhere.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:55 AM   #3022
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Haha very nice jmitch.

Also, nipples itt.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:55 AM   #3023
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RAY: How do you prepare for an anal scene?

AMBER: A lot of girls say not to eat the night before after 8PM. They use ammodium. Then they give themselves enemas in the morning, followed by a butt-plug to warm up. But generally, I have to eat. I have to have food in me consistently, otherwise I get sick. The very first DP I did, I hadnít eaten that night and I was so sick. I tried to talk myself out of feeling ill, but the next thing I knew, I was throwing-up all over the set. All that was in me was water and immodium. I went home and didnít leave my bed for three days. So Iíve learned Ė I need to eat. Iíve never had the issue where Iíve eaten the night before and had a messy scene the next day. Itís never happened. Not even in my private life. Generally all I do is an enema to make sure itís clean and then use a butt plug to warm up. Iíve heard some horror stories on sets. I donít want to name-names, but it was her first anal. Letís just say she caused a ďsh*t-stormĒ. Sh*t was everywhere. On the bed, on the walls... Everywhere.

wat the **** is that?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:56 AM   #3024
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i be goot homey. how it do?


also. from that grimace thread. i just made this.



not very goot, but i thought pretty funny.


omg THIS IS GRWAT POST IT IN THE GRIMACE THREAD IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

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Old 06-27-2008, 12:56 AM   #3025
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Haha very nice jmitch.

Also, nipples itt.
no doubt. inlined and ****.

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