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Old 06-26-2008, 10:36 PM   #2876
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honestly its not that important, i tend to pay attention to the girl and her terts and kunt... now if it affected the girls performance that could be an issue, but i have yet to see that
i think you're lying!!!!! if you were watching porn and this hot girl was getting rammed by a tiny penis, you'd be like wtf this is ******ed. admit it!!!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:36 PM   #2877
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what is the biggest leak in your game?
bbv4l, more specifically this thread
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:37 PM   #2878
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i think you're lying!!!!! if you were watching porn and this hot girl was getting rammed by a tiny penis, you'd be like wtf this is ******ed. admit it!!!!
no i'd be moar like "hey that could be me!"
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:38 PM   #2879
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i think you're lying!!!!! if you were watching porn and this hot girl was getting rammed by a tiny penis, you'd be like wtf this is ******ed. admit it!!!!
not really, cuz in all honesty, if it was a pr0n, the girl would be acting like it was a horse ****, and therefore the viewer would think it was and not know any better
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:38 PM   #2880
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no i'd be moar like "hey that could be me!"
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:40 PM   #2881
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who's smokin itt aorn??
if it's after 5pm pacific time i'm always high
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:44 PM   #2882
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that can't be goot for the pokers imo
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:45 PM   #2883
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no pokah itt
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:45 PM   #2884
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Q for brian:

how large was the hudgest dump you ever took and on a scale from 1-10 how good did it feel afterwards?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:46 PM   #2885
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easily a 10, and it was like 2 weeks ago... almost worth taking a pic iyam

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:46 PM   #2886
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i think you're lying!!!!! if you were watching porn and this hot girl was getting rammed by a tiny penis, you'd be like wtf this is ******ed. admit it!!!!
the reason I prefer watching porn when the guy has a big **** isn't because I like watching big *****, but because of the reaction and craziness it elicits from the girl.

when a girl is just sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is about to go to sleep, it sucks. when she is sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is trying to win an oscar (so she can jam it up there too ldo), it sucks.

when a girl is getting nailed by a big **** and is actually going off because of it or is having trouble taking it, that is convincing, making for better, more real porn.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:47 PM   #2887
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we need some 4L pr0n imo
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:48 PM   #2888
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what's the gayest thing you've ever done?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:48 PM   #2889
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the reason I prefer watching porn when the guy has a big **** isn't because I like watching big *****, but because of the reaction and craziness it elicits from the girl.

when a girl is just sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is about to go to sleep, it sucks. when she is sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is trying to win an oscar (so she can jam it up there too ldo), it sucks.

when a girl is getting nailed by a big **** and is actually going off because of it or is having trouble taking it, that is convincing, making for better, more real porn.
finally the truth.

i believe this. i think you all are just to self conscious about things. it doesn't make you gay just because you think bigger kawks are more attractive. if you didn't believe that your whole gender wouldn't be obsessed with having big kawks. amirite?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:49 PM   #2890
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how much $ would it take for you to quit poker forever?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:49 PM   #2891
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the reason I prefer watching porn when the guy has a big **** isn't because I like watching big *****, but because of the reaction and craziness it elicits from the girl.

when a girl is just sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is about to go to sleep, it sucks. when she is sitting there getting nailed by a small **** looking like she is trying to win an oscar (so she can jam it up there too ldo), it sucks.

when a girl is getting nailed by a big **** and is actually going off because of it or is having trouble taking it, that is convincing, making for better, more real porn.
this
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:50 PM   #2892
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what's the gayest thing you've ever done?
dont think its really gay, but just skinny dipping with a bunch of peeps, girls and guise

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finally the truth.

i believe this. i think you all are just to self conscious about things. it doesn't make you gay just because you think bigger kawks are more attractive. if you didn't believe that your whole gender wouldn't be obsessed with having big kawks. amirite?
uarerite
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:51 PM   #2893
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how much $ would it take for you to quit poker forever?
even though im not very good at it, i still enjoy playing it. however, my current life situation would warrant a change from what i think. i would venture if someone offered anywhere from 10k up i would give it up. not sure how this sounds, but its what popped into my head.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:54 PM   #2894
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how much $ would it take for you to quit poker forever?
50$

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:54 PM   #2895
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Do you like Watermellon?
What do you usually smell like?
Are you a fan of dragons?
Do you own something shaped like a tiki?
What is your definition of a kiwi?
What does the word mandrill make you think of?
Have you ever been guilty about throwing a waterballoon?
Have you ever though about jumping out of a window?
Have you ever hit a Czech guy?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:55 PM   #2896
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i forgot this was an ask FideICa$hflo any question thing...lol
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:56 PM   #2897
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0.02$

bonoedge (lexington) on stars
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:57 PM   #2898
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Do you like Watermellon? love it
What do you usually smell like? curve
Are you a fan of dragons? only in moves
Do you own something shaped like a tiki? just kiwi
What is your definition of a kiwi? not sure, but it tastes good
What does the word mandrill make you think of? fantasy worlds
Have you ever been guilty about throwing a waterballoon? never - not my fault she wore a white tshirt
Have you ever though about jumping out of a window? no
Have you ever hit a Czech guy? not as far as i know
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:57 PM   #2899
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i forgot this was an ask FideICa$hflo any question thing...lol
shut up BRIAN

I just opened the thread to this page.

yes i prefer 10 posts/page
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:57 PM   #2900
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0.02$

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