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Old 06-26-2008, 10:21 PM   #2851
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i will assume you mean what R34 said... freakiest eh? on an amusement park ride
was it "It's a Small World"
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:22 PM   #2852
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what kind of amusement park ride? and with your bf or gf?
gfy afaik
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:22 PM   #2853
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was it "It's a Small World"
Probably for the other person.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:22 PM   #2854
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i mean giving.. well or receiving if ur into that
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:22 PM   #2855
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Brian, what's your idea of a dream guy?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:23 PM   #2856
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was it "It's a Small World"
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:23 PM   #2857
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you wouldn't have sex with a goat if you were a goat? lame.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:23 PM   #2858
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do you like big butts?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:24 PM   #2859
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which would you rather do? Grind microstakes razz or stick a fork in you eye?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:24 PM   #2860
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Brian, what's your idea of a dream guy?
someones whose interests are:
Poker, music, and having pretty much the most supportive friends/family ever - I love them all
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:25 PM   #2861
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you wouldn't have sex with a goat if you were a goat? lame.
nope, id be weird imo

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do you like big butts?
some are good iirc

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which would you rather do? Grind microstakes razz or stick a fork in you eye?
razz ftw ldo, i love razz
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:25 PM   #2862
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what do you use as a spooge rag?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:26 PM   #2863
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This DOES sound like a dream guy.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:27 PM   #2864
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what do you use as a spooge rag?
i prefer right in her mouth, but if we have to, an old random rag works

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This DOES sound like a dream guy.
except he sounds gay
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:28 PM   #2865
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To you, how important is a guys dick size in a porno?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:28 PM   #2866
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what do you use as a spooge rag?
excellent question..
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:28 PM   #2867
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If for some reason from that crime above, you DID get arrested.. and you were in the shower and had your choice of a caucasian 275lb guy, a black 130lb guy or a mexican 180lb guy... who would it be and why? Fwiw, they all dropped their soap at the same time.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:29 PM   #2868
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To you, how important is a guys dick size in a porno?
honestly its not that important, i tend to pay attention to the girl and her terts and kunt... now if it affected the girls performance that could be an issue, but i have yet to see that
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:30 PM   #2869
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If for some reason from that crime above, you DID get arrested.. and you were in the shower and had your choice of a caucasian 275lb guy, a black 130lb guy or a mexican 180lb guy... who would it be and why? Fwiw, they all dropped their soap at the same time.
the smallest one, cuz i would have a better chance of fighting him off. i would give up an give it up like some people would

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:32 PM   #2870
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the smallest one, cuz i would have a better chance of fighting him off.
Yeah but he's black so he probably has all that crazy black skills and would kick your ass anyways, does this affect your decision?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:32 PM   #2871
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do you think you are a good poker player?

what is the biggest leak in your game?

what's the most vile thing you've ever done?

are you good at picking up chicks?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:32 PM   #2872
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i'm getting a contact buzz from all the weed getting smoked around here lol
who's smokin itt aorn??
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:35 PM   #2873
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Have you ever grimmed someone?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:35 PM   #2874
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Yeah but he's black so he probably has all that crazy black skills and would kick your ass anyways, does this affect your decision?

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do you think you are a good poker player?
good?
what is the biggest leak in your game?


what's the most vile thing you've ever done?


are you good at picking up chicks?
nope... cuz in prison he cant be having a fun

not really. i have my good days and bad, but i would not say i am good or above average. in some situations i am

cash games for sure. i play too timid, and just cant pull the trigger when i tell myself i should

setting up an ex at a club full of lesbians...lolz

i would say i am above average. i am pretty good on my feet afaik... and other ways too...hehe
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:35 PM   #2875
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Have you ever grimmed someone?
not afaik
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