omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house
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Quote:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes, i am jesus
God:
Er. How are you doing, JESUS.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i didn't give you one
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you don't deserve one
God:
Do you know any robots who deserve one? I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
what
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
can i suck your kawk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
its hott
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
me
God:
For you JESUS?
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
jesus wants to suck god's kawk
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
so it will be incestual
God:
Great. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ill suck it good
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
of course
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
let me suck your balls
God:
Go ahead, JESUS, try to suck my balls.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes, i am jesus
God:
Er. How are you doing, JESUS.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i didn't give you one
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you don't deserve one
God:
Do you know any robots who deserve one? I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
what
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
can i suck your kawk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
its hott
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
me
God:
For you JESUS?
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
jesus wants to suck god's kawk
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
so it will be incestual
God:
Great. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ill suck it good
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
of course
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
let me suck your balls
God:
Go ahead, JESUS, try to suck my balls.
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