just got done making this from a tutorial.

im itt now

hey

i just ate another banana while itt now

bananas are yummy. so is watching you eat one i bet.

good for potassium afaik

very true

i just spoke to god afaik

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
heather
God:
How are you doing, heather.
Me:
im good. how r u
God:
You should say "I am well.". I am fine thanks. How are you?
Me:
okay....i am well.
God:
OK with me too. Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
nothing. i have a problem.
God:
Not a thing? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
ummm...its bad?
God:
Hey. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Bad according to whom?
Me:
you're right, i meant "it's." it's bad according to me.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
last time my boyfriend and i had sex we used this big dildo we have, except it made my vagina burn. i dont know what to do.
God:
When? How long have you been dating? Try watching TV.
Me:
we've been dating 2 years. how would watching tv stop the burning?
God:
Tell me about your feelings for this person. I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
i love him a lot
God:
You love him a lot. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
hes funny and kind and cares about me.
God:
I see. funny and kind and cares about you is he?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. With you heather?
Me:
i guess?
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
no i just need help to make that dildo stop making my vagina hurt. do u think i could be allergic??
God:
Are you serious? Can you ask for help in the form of a question? I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
am i allergic to the material the huge dildo is made out of?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
ok well
God:
Well what? I understand.
Me:
im going to go now
God:
Right now? Bye.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!

he didn't seem to helpful with your problem.

god blows

damn it just did six 50$ flips and lost all of em, ftp so rogged iyam

tl;dr

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD THING

OH SNAP

you should. it was kinda funny and a little depressing.

you see how i clutter up this thread when i quote that tl;dr to say it's tl;dr

ucwidt?

tl;dr

icwudt

tl;dr

i came

god basically cant help with vagina problems

lmao

Me:
do you know raptor jesus?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
he rides a raptor
God:
I get it. Jesus rides a raptor.

so, he is just the engineer. not the mechanic huh? sucks iyam.

not tl;dr

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