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99 completes from SB...I check from BB with 68

Flop 79T...We get it AI.. Turn.... T GG me

****!! and he is 2nd in chips now!! god damnit! **** god!

you are the opposite of sooperuser

dont worry if I top 3 this ill ship you 10 for the railing

**** **** ************** **** ****8888888

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU

This exchange made me LOL.

People actually read the posts that are > 2 min old?

Im so tilted now...Im ungodly raising everything PF

WTF...Just ran 8T into QQ and into KK AIPF on 2 tables

PokerStars Game #14949431988: Tournament #75574465, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/01/31 - 00:36:58 (ET)
Table '75574465 32' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: piperman-180 (10407 in chips)
Seat 2: skam2? (5583 in chips)
Seat 3: Bagonirix (4570 in chips)
Seat 5: kcj77 (35992 in chips)
Seat 6: Jmhatfi (3030 in chips)
skam2?: posts small blind 100
Bagonirix: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bagonirix [Ad Jh]
kcj77: folds
Jmhatfi: folds
piperman-180: folds
skam2?: raises 600 to 800
Bagonirix: raises 2000 to 2800
skam2?: raises 2783 to 5583 and is all-in
Bagonirix: calls 1770 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qh Tc Jd]
aktopcat is connected
*** TURN *** [Qh Tc Jd] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Tc Jd 8h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skam2?: shows [As 3c] (high card Ace)
Bagonirix: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Bagonirix collected 9140 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9140 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Tc Jd 8h 4d]
Seat 1: piperman-180 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: skam2? (small blind) showed [As 3c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: Bagonirix (big blind) showed [Ad Jh] and won (9140) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: kcj77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jmhatfi folded before Flop (didn't bet)

If it wasnt for NLHE, I would has monies online.

WTF??? DONT SHOW THIS!!! IT MAKES ME JEALOUS!!!

omg stepbangin for ur runbadness i will win this tourny for u

PokerStars Game #14949626299: Tournament #75574465, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/01/31 - 00:49:24 (ET)
Table '75574465 32' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: piperman-180 (11637 in chips)
Seat 2: baller_73085 (2717 in chips)
Seat 3: Bagonirix (7440 in chips)
Seat 4: aktopcat (5904 in chips)
Seat 5: kcj77 (42805 in chips)
Seat 6: pembellatoon (15182 in chips)
Bagonirix: posts small blind 100
aktopcat: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bagonirix [Kc Kh]
kcj77: folds
pembellatoon: folds
piperman-180: folds
baller_73085: raises 2517 to 2717 and is all-in
Bagonirix: calls 2617
aktopcat: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 5c Tc]
*** TURN *** [4h 5c Tc] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5c Tc Th] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bagonirix: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
baller_73085: shows [5h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Bagonirix collected 5634 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5634 | Rake 0
Board [4h 5c Tc Th Jc]
Seat 1: piperman-180 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: baller_73085 (button) showed [5h Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 3: Bagonirix (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and won (5634) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: aktopcat (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: kcj77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pembellatoon folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #14949725596: Tournament #75574465, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2008/01/31 - 00:56:00 (ET)
Table '75574465 32' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: piperman-180 (13037 in chips)
Seat 2: Flank Speed (3286 in chips)
Seat 3: Bagonirix (13907 in chips)
Seat 4: Twitchster (7499 in chips)
Seat 5: kcj77 (49059 in chips)
Seat 6: pembellatoon (20482 in chips)
piperman-180: posts the ante 25
Flank Speed: posts the ante 25
Bagonirix: posts the ante 25
Twitchster: posts the ante 25
kcj77: posts the ante 25
pembellatoon: posts the ante 25
Flank Speed: posts small blind 150
Bagonirix: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bagonirix [7s Kd]
Twitchster: folds
kcj77: folds
pembellatoon: folds
piperman-180: folds
Flank Speed: folds
Bagonirix collected 450 from pot
Bagonirix: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 450 | Rake 0
Seat 1: piperman-180 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Flank Speed (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Bagonirix (big blind) collected (450)
Seat 4: Twitchster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kcj77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pembellatoon folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Here is my poker career in a nutshell..

Before Now:

1) Play like **** in the Party steps...Win every all-in and profit.
2) Play the $30+3 $1000 added that would get anywhere from 7 to 25 players a night on a site I obv dont wanna name (They dont take US now) and profit like mad.
3) Get kicked Party and my secret site
4) Play Omahaha tournaments on Stars and win
5) Play Omahaha HU SNG's on Stars and absolutely crush them
6) Play NLHE tournaments on Stars and FTP and get it in with the best hand 99% of the time and lose
7) Play Omahahaha cash games and win a lot
8) Play Omahahahahaha tournaments and win a lot

NOW

9) Play any kinda poker and lose my monies, still getting it in way ahead all the time.

WTF, this is the drunk talking, but its true, it just doesnt make sense..I dont think.

[x] Yes
[ ] No
[?] Questionable
[!] Good move
[!!] Excellent move
[1-0] Black resigns

I think it's funny that these threads are described as no content, but they have the only poker content in BBV4Life.

[x] Humorous.

who else is goin to tell you to open shove 22 UTG for .5bb

No one imo.

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lol huckabee just said in the republican debate "i cant read peoples souls"

he just lost the poker vote imo

he needs a hole-card cam imo