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Old 01-30-2008, 05:17 AM   #1151
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

SpaceofAids: i'm doing like 12 things
bonoedge: oic
Dealer: Game #14928237606: WLC94 wins pot ($0.47)
bonoedge: im doing like 12 women
bonoedge: atm
SpaceofAids: i did that once
bonoedge: TR?
SpaceofAids: my *****es hurt
bonoedge: small price to pay imo
Dealer: Game #14928241368: MaximHungis wins pot ($0.47)
SpaceofAids: penii?
Dealer: Game #14928244720: konobe wins pot ($0.12)
SpaceofAids: they don't censor that
bonoedge: ***** is censored?
bonoedge: so i t is!
bonoedge: what a scame
Dealer: calexanderp has a pair of Fives
bonoedge: what about ******?
bonoedge: yep
Dealer: Game #14928246070: calexanderp wins pot ($0.15) with a pair of Fives
SpaceofAids: ****
bonoedge: thats funny
SpaceofAids: they even censor ******
bonoedge: we're gonna get some emails imo
bonoedge: anus
bonoedge: theres one
MaximHungis: balls
SpaceofAids: *******
Dealer: calexanderp has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Game #14928250009: calexanderp wins pot ($1.72) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
SpaceofAids: ******
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Old 01-30-2008, 05:28 AM   #1152
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lolol
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Old 01-30-2008, 05:29 AM   #1153
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mayo and i talked about this, but we need a weekly bbv4l home game at mirco limits. who's game?
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mayo and i talked about this, but we need a weekly bbv4l home game at mirco limits. who's game?
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:07 AM   #1155
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Expert collusion in this hand

PokerStars Game #14928610174: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/30 - 05:03:21 (ET)
Table 'Halaesus III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: WLC94 ($12.69 in chips)
Seat 2: stellaces ($8.44 in chips)
Seat 3: SpaceofAids ($12.97 in chips)
Seat 4: bonoedge ($7.10 in chips)
Seat 5: New Shawboy ($22.09 in chips)
Seat 6: deviIbiss ($10.73 in chips)
SpaceofAids: posts small blind $0.02
bonoedge: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bonoedge [4h Kh]
New Shawboy: folds
deviIbiss: folds
WLC94: folds
stellaces said, "no pik on u"
deviIbiss said, "this table is srs biz"
New Shawboy said, "I dont want that"
stellaces: calls $0.05
SpaceofAids: calls $0.03
bonoedge: raises $0.05 to $0.10
New Shawboy said, "why would you want someone to do something like that?"
stellaces: calls $0.05
SpaceofAids: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [3c 8h Qd]
SpaceofAids: checks
bonoedge: bets $0.05
stellaces: calls $0.05
New Shawboy said, "thats disturbed.....very much so!"
SpaceofAids: calls $0.05
*** TURN *** [3c 8h Qd] [9s]
SpaceofAids: checks
bonoedge: bets $0.05
stellaces: calls $0.05
New Shawboy said, "I just want to have fun and play"
SpaceofAids: calls $0.05
*** RIVER *** [3c 8h Qd 9s] [6s]
New Shawboy said, "no killing"
SpaceofAids: checks
bonoedge said, "juicing the pot"
bonoedge: bets $0.05
stellaces: folds
SpaceofAids: calls $0.05
bonoedge said, "rise!"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bonoedge: shows [4h Kh] (high card King)
SpaceofAids: mucks hand
bonoedge collected $0.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.70 | Rake $0
Board [3c 8h Qd 9s 6s]
Seat 1: WLC94 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: stellaces (button) folded on the River
Seat 3: SpaceofAids (small blind) mucked [2d Td]
Seat 4: bonoedge (big blind) showed [4h Kh] and won ($0.70) with high card King
Seat 5: New Shawboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: deviIbiss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:15 AM   #1156
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bonoedge said, "this is my prescription meds money"
deviIbiss: posts small blind $0.02
WLC94: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SpaceofAids [Kh Ks]
stellaces: folds
bonoedge said, "j2s go allin!"
SpaceofAids: raises $0.15 to $0.20
bonoedge: calls $0.20
New Shawboy: folds
deviIbiss: folds
WLC94: calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [Td 5h 3s]
WLC94: checks
SpaceofAids: bets $0.45
bonoedge said, "cbet"
bonoedge said, "I will float you"
bonoedge: calls $0.45
WLC94: calls $0.45
*** TURN *** [Td 5h 3s] [Jc]
stellaces said, "go all in"
WLC94: checks
stellaces said, "46"
bonoedge said, "i dont want to go allin"
SpaceofAids: bets $1.15
bonoedge said, "but i will"
bonoedge: raises $5.83 to $6.98 and is all-in
WLC94: folds
SpaceofAids said, "i think you have JT"
SpaceofAids: calls $5.83
bonoedge said, "you know your calling"
*** RIVER *** [Td 5h 3s Jc] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [Kh Ks] (a pair of Kings)
bonoedge: shows [Jh Qh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
bonoedge collected $15.18 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.93 | Rake $0.75
Board [Td 5h 3s Jc Qd]
Seat 1: WLC94 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: stellaces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SpaceofAids showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: bonoedge showed [Jh Qh] and won ($15.18) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: New Shawboy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: deviIbiss (small blind) folded before Flop

rogged mayo you ****ing rogger
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:18 AM   #1157
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

bonoedge: yo
bonoedge: 69
Dealer: bonoedge, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
Dealer: New Shawboy, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: Player New Shawboy has requested TIME
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 6
bonoedge: 969
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 6
New Shawboy: gh
Dealer: Game #14928708904: bonoedge wins pot ($4.38)
bonoedge: 969
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
SpaceofAids: i'm so sick
bonoedge: im gonna get an email from support
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:21 AM   #1158
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I can get the name brand cheerios this week!
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:27 AM   #1159
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bonoedge: I am a Jedi Knight.
bonoedge: Like my father before me
Dealer: WLC94 has a pair of Tens
deviIbiss: im so good at teh pokerz
Dealer: Game #14928774130: WLC94 wins pot ($0.85) with a pair of Tens
bonoedge: jk my dad's an engineer
bonoedge: and he's bipolar
bonoedge: calling for set value

Last edited by Mayo; 01-30-2008 at 06:30 AM. Reason: I just thought this was funny.
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:35 AM   #1160
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bonoedge: I can't believe you lost with 92s!
stellaces: me?
Dealer: Game #14928829993: bonoedge wins pot ($1.42)
bonoedge: its such a strong hand
bonoedge: yeah you
Dealer: stellaces, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: I am taunting you to make you play suboptimally
stellaces: u got lucky
Dealer: stellaces, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: Then I will exploit your play
bonoedge: Then I will make money
Dealer: stellaces has a pair of Threes
Dealer: RoU9RkE has a pair of Threes - Ace kicker
Dealer: Game #14928836332: RoU9RkE wins pot ($0.47) with a pair of Threes
bonoedge: Then I will purchase pornography
SpaceofAids: 92 is for stupids
bonoedge: then i will masturbate
bonoedge: jk I'm already masturbating.

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Old 01-30-2008, 06:43 AM   #1161
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SpaceofAids: posts small blind $0.02
bonoedge: posts big blind $0.05
dentechman: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SpaceofAids [8s 7d]
bonoedge said, "the boards have stopped working again"
SpaceofAids said, "i know"
deviIbiss: folds
SpaceofAids said, "**** that"
bonoedge said, "i took your money"
CharlesM65: folds
stellaces said, "by dumness"
SpaceofAids: raises $0.05 to $0.10
bonoedge: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [5s Jh 6h]
SpaceofAids: bets $0.05
bonoedge said, "now your dog will never be able to avoid taht deuglification surgery"
bonoedge: raises $0.45 to $0.50
SpaceofAids: raises $1.50 to $2
bonoedge: raises $5.34 to $7.34
SpaceofAids: calls $5.34 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s Jh 6h] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5s Jh 6h 7s] [9s]
bonoedge said, "55"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
bonoedge: mucks hand
SpaceofAids collected $14.18 from pot
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:53 AM   #1162
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

i'm so good at poker

PokerStars Game #14928969836: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/30 - 05:50:39 (ET)
Table 'Halaesus III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: CharlesM65 ($7.72 in chips)
Seat 2: stellaces ($3.16 in chips)
Seat 3: SpaceofAids ($14.43 in chips)
Seat 4: bonoedge ($11.94 in chips)
Seat 5: dentechman ($5.88 in chips)
Seat 6: deviIbiss ($14.67 in chips)
SpaceofAids: posts small blind $0.02
bonoedge: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deviIbiss [7c 2c]
dentechman: raises $0.05 to $0.10
bonoedge said, "When I breathe through my mouth and it's cold I get a sore throat"
deviIbiss: raises $0.25 to $0.35
CharlesM65: folds
CharlesM65 leaves the table
stellaces: calls $0.35
SpaceofAids: folds
bonoedge: folds
dentechman: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3d Qd]
dentechman: checks
deviIbiss: bets $0.30
stellaces: folds
dentechman: folds
Funky777 joins the table at seat #1
deviIbiss collected $1.07 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.12 | Rake $0.05
Board [Qc 3d Qd]
Seat 1: CharlesM65 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: stellaces (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: SpaceofAids (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bonoedge (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: dentechman folded on the Flop
Seat 6: deviIbiss collected ($1.07)
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:57 AM   #1163
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SpaceofAids: posts small blind $0.02
bonoedge: posts big blind $0.05
dentechman: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SpaceofAids [8s 7d]
bonoedge said, "the boards have stopped working again"
SpaceofAids said, "i know"
deviIbiss: folds
SpaceofAids said, "**** that"
bonoedge said, "i took your money"
CharlesM65: folds
stellaces said, "by dumness"
SpaceofAids: raises $0.05 to $0.10
bonoedge: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [5s Jh 6h]
SpaceofAids: bets $0.05
bonoedge said, "now your dog will never be able to avoid taht deuglification surgery"
bonoedge: raises $0.45 to $0.50
SpaceofAids: raises $1.50 to $2
bonoedge: raises $5.34 to $7.34
SpaceofAids: calls $5.34 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s Jh 6h] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [5s Jh 6h 7s] [9s]
bonoedge said, "55"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
bonoedge: mucks hand
SpaceofAids collected $14.18 from pot
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:06 AM   #1164
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Dealt to SpaceofAids [Ts Js]
stellaces said, "no"
bonoedge: raises $14.75 to $14.80 and is all-in
dentechman: folds
deviIbiss: folds
Seeheim: folds
stellaces: folds
stellaces said, "ure weakj"
deviIbiss said, "my cards were different colors"
SpaceofAids said, "gamboool"
deviIbiss said, "or i woulda"
SpaceofAids: calls $12.81 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ah 8c Jh]
bonoedge said, "73o"
SpaceofAids said, "JT"
stellaces said, "hahahahaha"
bonoedge said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [Ah 8c Jh] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 8c Jh 6s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [Ts Js] (a pair of Jacks)
bonoedge: shows [7d 3h] (high card Ace)
bonoedge is sitting out
SpaceofAids collected $24.49 from pot
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:07 AM   #1165
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gg you guys, that was fun
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Dealt to SpaceofAids [Ts Js]
stellaces said, "no"
bonoedge: raises $14.75 to $14.80 and is all-in
dentechman: folds
deviIbiss: folds
Seeheim: folds
stellaces: folds
stellaces said, "ure weakj"
deviIbiss said, "my cards were different colors"
SpaceofAids said, "gamboool"
deviIbiss said, "or i woulda"
SpaceofAids: calls $12.81 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ah 8c Jh]
bonoedge said, "73o"
SpaceofAids said, "JT"
stellaces said, "hahahahaha"
bonoedge said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [Ah 8c Jh] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 8c Jh 6s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [Ts Js] (a pair of Jacks)
bonoedge: shows [7d 3h] (high card Ace)
bonoedge is sitting out
SpaceofAids collected $24.49 from pot


I run so bad at flips its ridiculous.
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mornin
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gg you guys, that was fun
Yeah it was.
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p.s. sorry mayo for running good those two hands
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mornin
Wat we're all going to bed.
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p.s. sorry mayo for running good those two hands


post a really hot Natalie Portman pic and we'll be bff again.
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I lost $23.94!!
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