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Old 03-05-2008, 03:12 AM   #9551
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skip the line about the darkies being gay though
"Tis summer, the time to be gay" is the modern line.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:13 AM   #9552
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i know but i'm old school
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:14 AM   #9553
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If the DNC reschedules primaries in Florida and Michigan, I hope that Obama sues those mother****ers all the way to the Supreme Court.
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i know but i'm old school
You're not from KY, are you?
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:16 AM   #9555
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You're not from KY, are you?
nope just you posted it before and i looked it up to see if it was a real song, and "the darkies are gay" stuck with me
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:16 AM   #9556
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lets all consider of course that the possibilities are limited only by the size of the structure which is two by two inches which pretty much means that it is filled with its own micro universe if I were to make my own conclusion, which i wont considering that the box is GREEN, which means it is filled with spiders, and by spiders I of course am referring to animatronic dogs. Dogs of course will choose their own path down the windy hills withing the micro universe, their own origional path programmed by the bunnies. These bunnies are blue with red antennaes soi they clash terribly with green which is icky. Their knowledge of C++ and robotics are astounding considering that there is a universe wide ban on all electronics by the murfaflufaflurfs.
These spiders harvest the bunnies souls which the bunnies voluntarily feed to them to protect them from the murfaflufaflurfs soul reaping ability. Most of the spiders have taken refuge in the corners of the universe waiting for a rainy day so that they can become plasma soul spiders. but one rebel spider dares to climb the 15km high ivory tower of the soul reapers. And it contains the most valuable soul of all. Join us next time in the adventures of climb alone spider complex. It is very windy.

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Old 03-05-2008, 03:18 AM   #9557
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lets all consider of course that the possibilities are limited only by the size of the structure which is two by two inches which pretty much means that it is filled with its own micro universe if I were to make my own conclusion, which i wont considering that the box is GREEN, which means it is filled with spiders, and by spiders I of course am referring to animatronic dogs. Dogs of course will choose their own path down the windy hills withing the micro universe, their own origional path programmed by the bunnies. These bunnies are blue with red antennaes soi they clash terribly with green which is icky. Their knowledge of C++ and robotics are astounding considering that there is a universe wide ban on all electronics by the murfaflufaflurfs.
These spiders harvest the bunnies souls which the bunnies voluntarily feed to them to protect them from the murfaflufaflurfs soul reaping ability. Most of the spiders have taken refuge in the corners of the universe waiting for a rainy day so that they can become plasma soul spiders. but one rebel spider dares to climb the 15km high ivory tower of the soul reapers. And it contains the most valuable soul of all. Join us next time in the adventures of climb alone spider complex. It is very windy.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:24 AM   #9558
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CHUCK TODD TEEING OFF ON HILLARY RIGHT NOW!!!!

I MOTHER ****ING CAME, BY WHICH I MEAN I MASTURBATED, CLIMAXED, AND EJACULATED!!!
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:40 AM   #9559
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Beat: My girlfriend rang me at 7am because I sent her a text while I was drunk that said 'omg i am going to die, i love you', and she thought I was going to commit suicide. In fact I was just drunk.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:45 AM   #9560
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btw mayo check out my chatbox thread. i told some guy i am your mommy.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:49 AM   #9561
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btw mayo check out my chatbox thread. i told some guy i am your mommy.
* thread imo
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:52 AM   #9562
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* thread imo


I thought it was potentially my first good bbv4l thread.
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:56 AM   #9563
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Poker is not fair imo

C0D3BR3AK3R folds
wookierocks raises to $7.40
lennie257 calls $3.70, and is all in
wookierocks shows [Td Tc]
lennie257 shows [Ad As]
Uncalled bet of $1.40 returned to wookierocks
*** FLOP *** [Js Qd Kc]
*** TURN *** [Js Qd Kc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Js Qd Kc 9h] [9s]
wookierocks shows a straight, King high
lennie257 shows two pair, Aces and Nines
wookierocks wins the pot ($11.25) with a straight, King high
lennie257 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.50 | Rake $1.25
Board: [Js Qd Kc 9h 9s]
Seat 1: hotflame3 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: C0D3BR3AK3R folded before the Flop
Seat 3: wookierocks showed [Td Tc] and won ($11.25) with a straight, King high
Seat 4: NetKingCool didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: lennie257 showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 6: eawalk2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: IdahoSteeli (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: moneymouse79 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: daeh0105 is sitting out
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:04 AM   #9564
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Also, why is Mason Malmuth in our forum? Are we getting shut down?
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:18 AM   #9565
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Also, why is Mason Malmuth in our forum? Are we getting shut down?
No need for alarm. He likes to check in on us from time to time. I've heard serious talk that he's jealous of the traffic the other forum is getting, since it cuts into his ad revenue. He brought that on himself iyam.
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:21 AM   #9566
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Some folks are born, made to bet real small.
Ooh, they're flingin' all that poo.
But when they chase down all their draws,
Ooh, they'll take the pots from you.

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no minbettor's son, no.

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one.

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Some folks are born built to cap their hands,
Lord, they don't have no souls, oh.
But when the turn card comes out the door,
Lord, won't nobody fold, no.

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no potcommit son, no,

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one.
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Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, "How much did you lose?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh,

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no gambler's son, no.

It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no fortunate one.
Quality song parody imo.
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:22 AM   #9567
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i have another paper im writing so i am pulling an all nighter

probably gonna be posting ITT
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:28 AM   #9568
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i have another paper im writing so i am pulling an all nighter

probably gonna be posting ITT
Wat's the topic?
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:32 AM   #9569
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Compare and contrast the Prioress of the General Prologue and the Prioress who tells the Prioress's tale.

Theres more but thats the basic prompt
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:35 AM   #9570
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Is that Canterbury Tales? If so, ultra beat. I hate that ****.
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:37 AM   #9571
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Hey, here's a pic of Chaucer you can use!

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Old 03-05-2008, 04:39 AM   #9572
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canterbury tales is fun to read but a ***** to analyze when im given stupid subjects like this

hurrr multifaceted characterization hurrrrr i think this hurrr i think that image hurrrr the vowel sounds here hurrrrrr antisemetism hurrr rice krispies

i have 2 pages written and need to write about 6 more, time to earn that degree in bull****ting
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:40 AM   #9573
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hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:40 AM   #9574
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hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr essays r goot
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:44 AM   #9575
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WTF - I'm talking to two foreigners itt?

Could be worse, I guess. You guys could be those morons in Texas who were "inspired" by Hillary Clinton.
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