congrats i think?

post2learn more like learn2post...oooooooooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Srs biz: congrats that's pretty awesome. As long as your now-fiancee is hot and not a psycho bitch or anything like that.

all hot girls are generally psycho bitches lennie

it comes with the territory

I didn't even realise this until just now...I am dum.

I guess I should rephrase my statement to - 'as long as she's hot enough to make up for being a psycho killer bitch'

so anyone got any psycho girl stories?

Not a psycho girl story really, but a funny story anyway.

A friend of a friend was getting sexy with his gf, and she decided it would be fun to try fisting (him fisting her obv). He was a bit ??wtf?? about it but said okay I'll try. So he lubes up his hand and starts trying to work his way into her, but can't get in. It's not hurting her, just can't fit. So he decides to try Bruce Lee's one inch punch. On her vagina. It didn't work. They are no longer together.

lulz

Yeah, it tilts me pretty hard. I gave TubaSteve his back ffs!

Also, your new avatar's not very good. You should go back to Natalie imo.

I was browsing NVG (cos I was feeling suicidal obv) and I've seen 3 people already saying 'omg post2learn ur avatar is AWESOME lololol!!!1'. not cool.

+1


also lmao at that story


ill tell you guys some good ones when i get back

Easy game

Stage #1101965449 Tourney ID 1858086 Omaha Single Tournament Pot Limit $30 - 2008-02-24 20:20:56 (ET)
Table: 1076593 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 - 4CARDHOLDEM ($1500 in chips)
Seat 6 - JIMMYBUM ($1500 in chips)
JIMMYBUM - Posts small blind $15
4CARDHOLDEM - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to 4CARDHOLDEM [7s 9s 10s 6h]
JIMMYBUM - Calls $15
4CARDHOLDEM - Checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 8d 9c]
4CARDHOLDEM - Bets $60
JIMMYBUM - Raises $240 to $240
4CARDHOLDEM - Calls $180
*** TURN *** [6c 8d 9c] [Ks]
4CARDHOLDEM - Checks
JIMMYBUM - Bets $540
4CARDHOLDEM - Raises $1080 to $1080
JIMMYBUM - All-In(Raise) $690 to $1230
4CARDHOLDEM - All-In $150
*** RIVER *** [6c 8d 9c Ks] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
4CARDHOLDEM - Shows [7s 9s 10s 6h] (Straight, six to ten)
JIMMYBUM - Shows [7h 5h 4s 9d] (Straight, five to nine)
4CARDHOLDEM Collects $3000 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3000)
Board [6c 8d 9c Ks 2h]
Seat 4: 4CARDHOLDEM (big blind) won Total ($3000) All-In HI$3000) with Straight, six to ten [7s 9s 10s 6h - P:10s,B:9c,B:8d,P:7s,B:6c]
Seat 6: JIMMYBUM (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Straight, five to nine [7h 5h 4s 9d - B:9c,B:8d,P:7h,B:6c,P:5h]

vn step bangin

why were you dealt 4 cards?

sometimes they have bonus card tables for heavy rake players

3bet flop imo

I just lost to "wierdgayboy" HU

hey Spamesky, PM me with your new name

lol'd hard at 'sweet name iyam'

wow wonder why you lost on that site

I am flying in the sunday million imo

NICE KHALYN

I will come railbird you

sn please

MAHACALA

ok im watching

wont let me talk on the table

JUST SAW YOU DOUBLE UP WITH A10 VS 99

SHIP IT

ban