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Old 02-24-2008, 08:16 PM   #6876
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hai guise, i caught teh ghey last night and ask my girlfriend to marry me lol

She obv said yeah and I gave her the ring that I had been hiding in my laptop case for 7 months
congrats i think?
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:21 PM   #6877
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so post2learn has to get banned because he stole my avatar. i probably won't use it again anyway, but the fact that he stole it makes me ideas?
post2learn more like learn2post...oooooooooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:26 PM   #6878
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hai guise, i caught teh ghey last night and ask my girlfriend to marry me lol

She obv said yeah and I gave her the ring that I had been hiding in my laptop case for 7 months
Srs biz: congrats that's pretty awesome. As long as your now-fiancee is hot and not a psycho ***** or anything like that.
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #6879
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all hot girls are generally psycho bitches lennie

it comes with the territory
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #6880
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lol pnwd
I didn't even realise this until just now...I am dum.
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:28 PM   #6881
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all hot girls are generally psycho bitches lennie

it comes with the territory
I guess I should rephrase my statement to - 'as long as she's hot enough to make up for being a psycho killer *****'
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:30 PM   #6882
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so anyone got any psycho girl stories?
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:42 PM   #6883
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Not a psycho girl story really, but a funny story anyway.

A friend of a friend was getting sexy with his gf, and she decided it would be fun to try fisting (him fisting her obv). He was a bit ??wtf?? about it but said okay I'll try. So he lubes up his hand and starts trying to work his way into her, but can't get in. It's not hurting her, just can't fit. So he decides to try Bruce Lee's one inch punch. On her vagina. It didn't work. They are no longer together.

lulz
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:56 PM   #6884
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so post2learn has to get banned because he stole my avatar. i probably won't use it again anyway, but the fact that he stole it makes me ideas?
Yeah, it tilts me pretty hard. I gave TubaSteve his back ffs!

Also, your new avatar's not very good. You should go back to Natalie imo.
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Old 02-24-2008, 08:58 PM   #6885
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so post2learn has to get banned because he stole my avatar. i probably won't use it again anyway, but the fact that he stole it makes me ideas?
I was browsing NVG (cos I was feeling suicidal obv) and I've seen 3 people already saying 'omg post2learn ur avatar is AWESOME lololol!!!1'. not cool.
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:09 PM   #6886
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I was browsing NVG (cos I was feeling suicidal obv) and I've seen 3 people already saying 'omg post2learn ur avatar is AWESOME lololol!!!1'. not cool.
+1


also lmao at that story


ill tell you guys some good ones when i get back
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:22 PM   #6887
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Easy game

Stage #1101965449 Tourney ID 1858086 Omaha Single Tournament Pot Limit $30 - 2008-02-24 20:20:56 (ET)
Table: 1076593 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 - 4CARDHOLDEM ($1500 in chips)
Seat 6 - JIMMYBUM ($1500 in chips)
JIMMYBUM - Posts small blind $15
4CARDHOLDEM - Posts big blind $30
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to 4CARDHOLDEM [7s 9s 10s 6h]
JIMMYBUM - Calls $15
4CARDHOLDEM - Checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 8d 9c]
4CARDHOLDEM - Bets $60
JIMMYBUM - Raises $240 to $240
4CARDHOLDEM - Calls $180
*** TURN *** [6c 8d 9c] [Ks]
4CARDHOLDEM - Checks
JIMMYBUM - Bets $540
4CARDHOLDEM - Raises $1080 to $1080
JIMMYBUM - All-In(Raise) $690 to $1230
4CARDHOLDEM - All-In $150
*** RIVER *** [6c 8d 9c Ks] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
4CARDHOLDEM - Shows [7s 9s 10s 6h] (Straight, six to ten)
JIMMYBUM - Shows [7h 5h 4s 9d] (Straight, five to nine)
4CARDHOLDEM Collects $3000 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3000)
Board [6c 8d 9c Ks 2h]
Seat 4: 4CARDHOLDEM (big blind) won Total ($3000) All-In HI$3000) with Straight, six to ten [7s 9s 10s 6h - P:10s,B:9c,B:8d,P:7s,B:6c]
Seat 6: JIMMYBUM (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with Straight, five to nine [7h 5h 4s 9d - B:9c,B:8d,P:7h,B:6c,P:5h]
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:24 PM   #6888
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vn step bangin
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:33 PM   #6889
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why were you dealt 4 cards?
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:39 PM   #6890
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why were you dealt 4 cards?
sometimes they have bonus card tables for heavy rake players
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:42 PM   #6891
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3bet flop imo
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:47 PM   #6892
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I just lost to "wierdgayboy" HU

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Old 02-24-2008, 09:48 PM   #6893
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hey Spamesky, PM me with your new name
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:53 PM   #6894
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lol'd hard at 'sweet name iyam'
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Old 02-24-2008, 09:53 PM   #6895
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wow wonder why you lost on that site
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:40 PM   #6896
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I am flying in the sunday million imo
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:43 PM   #6897
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I am flying in the sunday million imo
NICE KHALYN

I will come railbird you

sn please
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:44 PM   #6898
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MAHACALA
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:49 PM   #6899
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ok im watching

wont let me talk on the table

JUST SAW YOU DOUBLE UP WITH A10 VS 99

SHIP IT
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:49 PM   #6900
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