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but that's not how i roll,
im more than just a troll,
i came, lolaids, try hitting her, wat?
these are not the only lines i have got
but you already know this,
me rhyming is like a sexual bliss
only except instead of alizee
there's a 12'' penus, oh and its attached to me

02-17-2008 , 08:40 AM

#5954

siouxbrew

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i can respect your style to a point
but really i dont see the hype
you really actually dissapoint
i tend to see your style with a wipe
a wipe of my azz
a scoop of my poop
it seems to display your stopp

02-17-2008 , 08:43 AM

#5955

JokersAttack

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"i can respect your style to a point?",
lol please nukka, so far, how many joints?
clearly you're on something strong,
and i don't just mean that 8'' shlong
lolol i made a funny,
o snap i loled, i need the dunny

02-17-2008 , 08:47 AM

#5956

JokersAttack

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oh and someone please refer dids to this thread,
unless ofcourse he can't get out of bed,
i really want my custom title,
maybe "freestyler", maybe "BBV4L idol",
either way, i don't care,
as long as I get it, it's only fair,
i mean this siuuxbrew dude is kinda okay,
me and him have had a good play,
but at the end of the day my skill is beyond question,
i mean even to slim shady i could give some suggestions

02-17-2008 , 08:49 AM

#5957

its_just_me

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lol. you honkys are funny imo

02-17-2008 , 08:49 AM

#5958

JokersAttack

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o look i keep poasting,
giving this chump a good ole roasting,
but really its my poastcount i so care about,
some of these verses aren't even that well thought out,
but still they crush my feeble opponent,
of true freestylen, i am a proponent

02-17-2008 , 08:49 AM

#5959

siouxbrew

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what is it you want?
a verse that lays it down
and shows whose king?
well ill do just that
your style is scat
and im far from it
i tend to hype the crowd
more than you know
more than you could hope
im holier than the pope
yea thats right im religious
greater than christ
when i wanna be
but trust that youll never be me
never to this level
not on this plataue
im sure youll just die
before you can ever touch me
and trust me
this aint now bust be
i know you must be
a straight wigga
who wants to be bigga
but like i said you aint got a chance
unless you like arthur with a lance

02-17-2008 , 08:54 AM

#5960

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here i go again,
now it's time to address your love for men,
you like how they move, their style,
and btw, what's up kyle?? (shoutout)
ok back to the point,
it's a man that you anoint,
as your lover, your sexual toy
boy o boy, you like boys!
i open your throat
and squirt milk like a goat
but let's not go there,
this is not really that fair

02-17-2008 , 08:55 AM

#5961

siouxbrew

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is 25 a little better than 4?
but what do you have to say
ducking like your on the course
about to yell for everyone FORE!

02-17-2008 , 08:56 AM

#5962

siouxbrew

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squirting milk from your teet?
i personally prefer to skeet
but maybe thats just me
cum to think of it your the one talking bout boys
perhaps you prefer to guzzle the skeet
or maybe drizzle it on your feet?

02-17-2008 , 08:58 AM

#5963

siouxbrew

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not sure you got me confused
more than an African at a buffet
should i call you aiken, clay?
cause you seem a little gay

02-17-2008 , 08:58 AM

#5964

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alright i won't lie,
you certainly try,
but dude i have poise,
and i certainly don't liek boys!
you said you're religious?
yet you said you're greater than christ,
lol i don't have time for this,
that dude could walk on water,
yet all you can do is touch your dad's daughter,
that's right i mean your sister,
are sure you don't fist her?
because last time i did her she was certainly loose,
i needed so much help i almost called up the little red caboose,
but once again i don't wanna get inappropriate,
being unbanned is somethign id ont want to have to negotiate!

02-17-2008 , 09:00 AM

#5965

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and dude whats with the little 4 liners,
your rapping is like a blank countryside filled with patches of chinese miners,
sure they occasionally find some gold,
but in the blazing sun they're getting old,
just quit while you're behind,
and true solace you might be able to find

02-17-2008 , 09:03 AM

#5966

siouxbrew

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just keep on comming back
im really not keeping track
of your weird azz whack
type of s hit you thinks a trap
but reallt trust me its alot of crap
get yourself checked for clap
in a snap
cause it might be a trap
if any questions just try the wrap
usually works before the tap
but since your gay and love the chaps
im guessing your fate is entrapped

02-17-2008 , 09:04 AM

#5967

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wow this is going for a while,
but i can last many more miles,
down under in aus its just hit midnight!
but my rap transcends darkness and light!
that's right believe the hype,
the bark is venom just like my bite,
so step away,
and you just may,
be able to live out the day

02-17-2008 , 09:06 AM

#5968

siouxbrew

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hey joker
what time is it there
i know my lines tend to scare
the pants off your sisters and mom
but trust me i wont it in too deep
just enough to make em leep
about 5 feet in the air
and hell ill jizz in their hair

02-17-2008 , 09:06 AM

#5969

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you just said trap 3 times,
lol you deserve some fines,
you can't repeat yourself like that,
or i'll chuck a spat,
and bring a whip to your pasty rind

02-17-2008 , 09:07 AM

#5970

siouxbrew

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lol its 7am here man
i still havent gone to bed
prolly wont till your dead
but i guess thats just who i am
i play poker like kenny tram
and ill eat you like tender lamb

02-17-2008 , 09:08 AM

#5971

JokersAttack

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ok dude ready to call a time out?
in your ability to win i'm starting to doubt,
i think we're just wasting time,
and I value yours just as much as mine,
you could be playing some cards,
making some mobniez, its not really that hard,
so how about we organise a deal,
whereby we end this **** for real,
i can be declared a winner,
and you can go earn your dinner

02-17-2008 , 09:09 AM

#5972

siouxbrew

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i believe i said trap twice
but lets consult bryce
oh wait were the only two here
and im still drinking beer
but its all good
cause i have a long weekend
and i think i made a new best friend

02-17-2008 , 09:11 AM

#5973

siouxbrew

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yea im down to concede
i spose you need to smoke some weed?
crazy ausies always seem to need
to spread their seed i mean bread

02-17-2008 , 09:12 AM

#5974

JokersAttack

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entrap pretty much equals trap
im not gonna argue, just continue to rap,
best friend, lol, you gotta be kidding,
if you wanna be friends you best start the bidding,
for im an expensive wigger,
for which you'll be paying a high figure