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A mathematician called Klein
Thought the Moebius strip quite divine.
.....Said he "when you glue
.....The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine."

02-09-2008 , 12:40 AM

#4627

Mayo

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
.....He said with a grin,
.....As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a **** I would **** it."

02-09-2008 , 12:42 AM

#4628

Mayo

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There once was a Minister's daughter
who hated the pony he'd bought her,
.....'til she found that it's dong
.....was as hard and as long
as the prayers that her father had taught her.

PassaDaughter?

02-09-2008 , 12:43 AM

#4629

Mayo

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If M's a complete metric space
And nonempty, we know it's the case
.....That under the action
.....Of a contraction
One point will remain in its place.

02-09-2008 , 12:43 AM

#4630

Mayo

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Null vectors have zero projection.
So you ask, "What can be their direction?"
.....They point any which way.
....."That's magic!" you say?
Not really; it's just misdirection.

Rhyming direction and misdirection LAMMEEE!!!

02-09-2008 , 12:44 AM

#4631

Mayo

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There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
.....from riding a bike
.....on a cobblestone pike
but it really was broken from pokin'

02-09-2008 , 12:44 AM

#4632

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

Now Im gonna lose it all online

You guys prob wont believe me and I understand if you dont, but I swear I just got home, logged on to AP, started 4 and exactly 4 SNG's and finished 1st in all 4 of them.. three $2's and one $5 I ball high stakes

02-09-2008 , 12:45 AM

#4633

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

No one will see this since Mayo is spaming

02-09-2008 , 12:47 AM

#4634

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

No one will see this since Mayo is spaming

I see it.

02-09-2008 , 12:48 AM

#4635

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

I see it.

yay!

Are you trying to get tok 10k tonight?

Do you have an AP account?

02-09-2008 , 12:54 AM

#4636

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

i do and have some money there, u wanna play?

02-09-2008 , 12:57 AM

#4637

siouxbrew

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

i saw it step

but mayo needs to stop this ****.

update was just at the mardi gras party, finished my mixed drink so i came back to refill, now im off again, the wet t-shirt contest has not started yet. i wanna try and get pics so i can poast them for you all, wish me luck.

02-09-2008 , 12:57 AM

#4638

siouxbrew

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tread lightly step, your next is 10k

02-09-2008 , 01:00 AM

#4639

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

yay!

Are you trying to get tok 10k tonight?

Do you have an AP account?

Isn't AP rogged for realz? Why would I have money there?

02-09-2008 , 01:00 AM

#4640

Burlap

banned

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,065

hey subaru,

i haven't said hi to you in like a month so here it is; Hi!

02-09-2008 , 01:00 AM

#4641

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by siouxbrew

I MADE THIS THREAD WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT!

02-09-2008 , 01:01 AM

#4642

Mayo

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spame

02-09-2008 , 01:05 AM

#4643

frotteur

adept

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02-09-2008 , 01:08 AM

#4644

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

I MADE THIS THREAD WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT!

I disagree, i think of it more like the b4l chatroom. spamming chatrooms kinda sucks imo

02-09-2008 , 01:14 AM

#4645

Himself

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i've been gone like all day what'd i miss?

02-09-2008 , 01:14 AM

#4646

fozzy71

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Oh boy, everybodys' gettin Illustrator. B4L MSPaints are going to be epic in the near future.

02-09-2008 , 01:18 AM

#4647

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

what the hell is illustrator, i dont like change

also, whats up himself

02-09-2008 , 01:20 AM

#4648

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2zooted

i do and have some money there, u wanna play?

Not now, I work in 7 hours so I should probably go to bed

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

Isn't AP rogged for realz? Why would I have money there?

I dont care if you have money there, I just wanted to know if you have an account.

Almost all of their gtd tournaments have overlay and there cash games are full of ******s. You can double add-on at break in their rebuys and the $5 and $10 rebuys dont get many people and they are SUPER SUPER soft. It is a very profitable site.

Last edited by StepBangin; 02-09-2008 at 01:21 AM. Reason: And some people get to see everyones hole cards, log on to see if you can