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Old 02-09-2008, 12:40 AM   #4626
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A mathematician called Klein
Thought the Moebius strip quite divine.
.....Said he "when you glue
.....The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine."
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:40 AM   #4627
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
.....He said with a grin,
.....As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a **** I would **** it."
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:42 AM   #4628
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There once was a Minister's daughter
who hated the pony he'd bought her,
.....'til she found that it's dong
.....was as hard and as long
as the prayers that her father had taught her.

PassaDaughter?
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:43 AM   #4629
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If M's a complete metric space
And nonempty, we know it's the case
.....That under the action
.....Of a contraction
One point will remain in its place.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:43 AM   #4630
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Null vectors have zero projection.
So you ask, "What can be their direction?"
.....They point any which way.
....."That's magic!" you say?
Not really; it's just misdirection.

Rhyming direction and misdirection LAMMEEE!!!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:44 AM   #4631
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There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
.....from riding a bike
.....on a cobblestone pike
but it really was broken from pokin'
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:44 AM   #4632
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Now Im gonna lose it all online
You guys prob wont believe me and I understand if you dont, but I swear I just got home, logged on to AP, started 4 and exactly 4 SNG's and finished 1st in all 4 of them.. three $2's and one $5 I ball high stakes
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:45 AM   #4633
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You guys prob wont believe me and I understand if you dont, but I swear I just got home, logged on to AP, started 4 and exactly 4 SNG's and finished 1st in all 4 of them.. three $2's and one $5 I ball high stakes
No one will see this since Mayo is spaming
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:47 AM   #4634
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No one will see this since Mayo is spaming
I see it.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:48 AM   #4635
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I see it.
yay!

Are you trying to get tok 10k tonight?

Do you have an AP account?
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:54 AM   #4636
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i do and have some money there, u wanna play?
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:57 AM   #4637
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i saw it step

but mayo needs to stop this ****.

update was just at the mardi gras party, finished my mixed drink so i came back to refill, now im off again, the wet t-shirt contest has not started yet. i wanna try and get pics so i can poast them for you all, wish me luck.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:57 AM   #4638
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tread lightly step, your next is 10k
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:00 AM   #4639
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yay!

Are you trying to get tok 10k tonight?

Do you have an AP account?
Isn't AP rogged for realz? Why would I have money there?
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:00 AM   #4640
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hey subaru,

i haven't said hi to you in like a month so here it is; Hi!
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:00 AM   #4641
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i saw it step

but mayo needs to stop this ****.

update was just at the mardi gras party, finished my mixed drink so i came back to refill, now im off again, the wet t-shirt contest has not started yet. i wanna try and get pics so i can poast them for you all, wish me luck.
I MADE THIS THREAD WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT!
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:01 AM   #4642
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spame
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:05 AM   #4643
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:08 AM   #4644
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I MADE THIS THREAD WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT!

I disagree, i think of it more like the b4l chatroom. spamming chatrooms kinda sucks imo
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:14 AM   #4645
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i've been gone like all day what'd i miss?
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:14 AM   #4646
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Oh boy, everybodys' gettin Illustrator. B4L MSPaints are going to be epic in the near future.
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:18 AM   #4647
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what the hell is illustrator, i dont like change

also, whats up himself
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:20 AM   #4648
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i do and have some money there, u wanna play?
Not now, I work in 7 hours so I should probably go to bed

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Isn't AP rogged for realz? Why would I have money there?
I dont care if you have money there, I just wanted to know if you have an account.

Almost all of their gtd tournaments have overlay and there cash games are full of ******s. You can double add-on at break in their rebuys and the $5 and $10 rebuys dont get many people and they are SUPER SUPER soft. It is a very profitable site.

Last edited by StepBangin; 02-09-2008 at 01:21 AM. Reason: And some people get to see everyones hole cards, log on to see if you can
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:24 AM   #4649
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so much for 5555
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:25 AM   #4650
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shemales are the new horse pron afaik
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