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Old 02-09-2008, 12:12 AM   #4601
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A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot
.....said the two to the tutor,
....."is it tougher to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:13 AM   #4602
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There was a young chemist from Ryde,
Who drank a foul poison and died.
.....It was ortho-hydroxy-
.....para-methoxy-
tri-nitro benzaldehyde!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:15 AM   #4603
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
complacently stroking his madam
.....and great was his mirth
.....for on all of the earth
there were only two balls, and he had 'em
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:16 AM   #4604
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There once was a man named Sweeney,
who somehow spilled gin on his weenie.
.....Just to be couth,
.....he added vermouth,
and then slipped his date a martini.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:16 AM   #4605
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There once was a lady from Trent
Whose nose was most horribly bent
.....One day I suppose
.....She followed her nose
And nobody knows where she went
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:17 AM   #4606
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There once was a man name of Enis
Who with limerick writing was genius
.....wrote one thousand thirty
.....not one of them dirty
til he noticed his name rhymed with penis
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:17 AM   #4607
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
.....Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
....."Let us fly," said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:18 AM   #4608
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
.....But a rascal named Ohm
.....Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:18 AM   #4609
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His critics insist that Obama
Is Muslim, like evil Osama.
.....Well, they don't know their biz;
.....For if that fellow is,
Then so is the damn Dalai Lama.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:19 AM   #4610
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I used to find Slashdot delightful
But my feelings of late are more spiteful
.....My comments sarcastic
.....The iconoclastic
Keep modding to +5 (Insightful).
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:20 AM   #4611
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At the party, some girls got out Twister
and I joined, although one was my sister.
.....It may be the drinks
.....But I heard "right hand pink"
And the only way out was to fist her.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #4612
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There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
.....But she started absorbin'
.....A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #4613
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You may deem all lim'ricks uncouth;
you could not be farther from truth.
.....Fulfillment is ample
.....to learn, for example,
just how to pronounce Don Knuth.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #4614
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Im 3 handed in 2 SNG's with over 1/2 the chips in play...2 places pay, will i bubble both?
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #4615
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Regarding "Hey Diddle Diddle"
Remember the Cat with his fiddle?
.....Did he know how they made
.....The strings that he played?
'Cuz they came from a relative's middle
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:22 AM   #4616
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Im 3 handed in 2 SNG's with over 1/2 the chips in play...2 places pay, will i bubble both?
ya
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:28 AM   #4617
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There once was a man from Nantucket
whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
.....One day walrus groaned,
.....it had just gotten pwned;
Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:29 AM   #4618
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There was c$%@ called mayo

Everybody knew he was Gayo

He made me feel Sicko

So i hit him with a Bricko

Now he doesn't sing anymore-o
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:30 AM   #4619
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:30 AM   #4620
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There once was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
.....So to save himself trouble
.....he folded it double
And instead of coming he went
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:32 AM   #4621
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There was c$%@ called mayo

Everybody knew he was Gayo

He made me feel Sicko

So i hit him with a Bricko

Now he doesn't sing anymore-o
A limerick must rhyme well and scan
To be pulled off with any elan
.....But yours is ******ed
.....Do not get me started
You're only a newbie, my man!

- A The Mayo original
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:33 AM   #4622
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Jesus Christ I just pwned TAXIDEL 3!!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:34 AM   #4623
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"OT - Mayo or Miracle Whip"
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:34 AM   #4624
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Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): t2172.50
SB: t4430
BB: t2397.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A J
Hero raises to t400, SB raises to t3400, 1 fold, Hero calls t1772.5 all in

Flop: (t4445) 7 8 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t4445) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4445) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:35 AM   #4625
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What did you do to my beautiful Petite Fleur de Lis?
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