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Old 02-08-2008, 11:26 PM   #4576
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i knew she looked familiar from all my hawt chic searching on youtube
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:26 PM   #4577
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There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable.
.....And every full moon,
.....she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

This one is fantastic for so many reasons.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:27 PM   #4578
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There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable.
.....And every full moon,
.....she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

This one is fantastic for so many reasons.
and gross for some others
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:28 PM   #4579
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If a pendulum's swinging quite free
Then it's always a marvel to me
.....That each tick plus each tock
.....Of the grandfather clock
Is 2 pi root L over g.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:28 PM   #4580
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where u gettin all these thangs from?
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:29 PM   #4581
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A poet whose friends called him Steve
Once showed quite a will to achieve
.....His skill grew so strong
.....That his poems grew long
And he sadly was forced to abbrev.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:29 PM   #4582
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how cum others dont poast itt?
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:29 PM   #4583
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where u gettin all these thangs from?
http://limerickdb.com/?top150
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:30 PM   #4584
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niice
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:31 PM   #4585
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if wanted to read i would go to school
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:33 PM   #4586
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u dont have to read at school
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:49 PM   #4587
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if wanted to read i would go to school
sorry.

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Old 02-08-2008, 11:50 PM   #4588
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Hai guise, I just live pokered an won a lot.

Live Pokah > Interwebs pokah
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:51 PM   #4589
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Now Im gonna lose it all online
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:57 PM   #4590
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Now Im gonna lose it all online
Very 1st hand of the night!! LMAO!!

Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
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BTN: t1500
SB: t1500
Hero (BB): t1500
UTG: t1500
MP: t1500
CO: t1500

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A A
UTG raises to t40, 1 fold, CO calls t40, 1 fold, SB calls t30, Hero raises to t220, UTG calls t180, CO calls t180, 1 fold

Flop: (t700) 5 4 4 (3 players)
Hero bets t700, UTG calls t700, CO folds

Turn: (t2100) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t580 all in, UTG calls t580 all in

River: (t3260) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:57 PM   #4591
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just thought i would check back in for a bit, i had to come back to my room to pick up my reserve bottle of russias finest, tripple distilled vodka


yea its 12 dollars after taxes for a 1.75L
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:58 PM   #4592
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ok just thought i would update, back to more drinking for me.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:01 AM   #4593
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The poker Gods obv think Im still playing live

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Hero (BB): t1500
DOUBLE A 10 (UTG): t1840
MRGREEK888 (MP): t1420
WALSALL31 (CO): t1000
POKERBUFF869 (BTN): t1760
HUNTDEER (SB): t1480

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with T T
2 folds, WALSALL31 raises to t1000 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t980

Flop: (t2010) 3 5 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2010) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2010) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:01 AM   #4594
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I feel so dirty winning these hands. I feel like I suckedout on the people cuz I lose these like 95% of the time
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:04 AM   #4595
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step,
go buy as many lottery tickets as you can, this is your chance.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:10 AM   #4596
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A dozen, a gross, and a score
plus three times the square root of four
.....divided by seven
.....plus five times eleven
is nine squared, and not a bit more!
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:11 AM   #4597
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There once was a man named Eugene
who invented a screwing machine.
.....Concave and convex,
.....it served either sex,
and played with itself in between.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:11 AM   #4598
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Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 4 players
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SB: t4620
Hero (BB): t2085
CO: t1405
BTN: t890

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 2 9
CO calls t30, 1 fold, SB calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t90) 4 Q 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets t180, SB calls t180, Hero folds

Turn: (t450) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, CO bets t210, SB calls t210

River: (t870) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, CO checks

Spoiler:




4CARDHOLDEM: lol
4CARDHOLDEM: wtf
4CARDHOLDEM: I had 92 also
4CARDHOLDEM: 2h 9d
4CARDHOLDEM: I didnt play it like a ****** though
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:11 AM   #4599
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There was a young man from Kildare
who was ****ing a girl on a stair.
.....The banister broke,
.....but he doubled his stroke,
and he finished her off in mid-air.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:12 AM   #4600
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There once was a man from O'Doole
who discovered red spots on his tool.
.....He went to the doc,
.....who looked at his ****,
and said, "wipe off the lipstick, you fool."
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