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There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable.
.....And every full moon,
.....she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

This one is fantastic for so many reasons.

02-08-2008 , 11:27 PM

#4578

nehianh

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,784

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

and gross for some others

02-08-2008 , 11:28 PM

#4579

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,972

If a pendulum's swinging quite free
Then it's always a marvel to me
.....That each tick plus each tock
.....Of the grandfather clock
Is 2 pi root L over g.

02-08-2008 , 11:28 PM

#4580

nehianh

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,784

where u gettin all these thangs from?

02-08-2008 , 11:29 PM

#4581

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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A poet whose friends called him Steve
Once showed quite a will to achieve
.....His skill grew so strong
.....That his poems grew long
And he sadly was forced to abbrev.

02-08-2008 , 11:29 PM

#4582

nehianh

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,784

how cum others dont poast itt?

02-08-2008 , 11:29 PM

#4583

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nehianh

where u gettin all these thangs from?

http://limerickdb.com/?top150

02-08-2008 , 11:30 PM

#4584

nehianh

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,784

niice

02-08-2008 , 11:31 PM

#4585

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

if wanted to read i would go to school

02-08-2008 , 11:33 PM

#4586

nehianh

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,784

u dont have to read at school

02-08-2008 , 11:49 PM

#4587

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2zooted

if wanted to read i would go to school

sorry.

02-08-2008 , 11:50 PM

#4588

StepBangin

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Hai guise, I just live pokered an won a lot.

Live Pokah > Interwebs pokah

02-08-2008 , 11:51 PM

#4589

StepBangin

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Now Im gonna lose it all online

02-08-2008 , 11:57 PM

#4590

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

Now Im gonna lose it all online

Very 1st hand of the night!! LMAO!!

Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1500
SB: t1500
Hero (BB): t1500
UTG: t1500
MP: t1500
CO: t1500

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A

UTG raises to t40, 1 fold, CO calls t40, 1 fold, SB calls t30, Hero raises to t220, UTG calls t180, CO calls t180, 1 fold

Flop: (t700) 5

(3 players)
Hero bets t700, UTG calls t700, CO folds

Turn: (t2100) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets t580 all in, UTG calls t580 all in

River: (t3260) T

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Spoiler:

02-08-2008 , 11:57 PM

#4591

siouxbrew

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

just thought i would check back in for a bit, i had to come back to my room to pick up my reserve bottle of russias finest, tripple distilled vodka

yea its 12 dollars after taxes for a 1.75L

02-08-2008 , 11:58 PM

#4592

siouxbrew

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

ok just thought i would update, back to more drinking for me.

02-09-2008 , 12:01 AM

#4593

StepBangin

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The poker Gods obv think Im still playing live

Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1500
DOUBLE A 10 (UTG): t1840
MRGREEK888 (MP): t1420
WALSALL31 (CO): t1000
POKERBUFF869 (BTN): t1760
HUNTDEER (SB): t1480

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with T

2 folds, WALSALL31 raises to t1000 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t980

Flop: (t2010) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2010) 6

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2010) K

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:

02-09-2008 , 12:01 AM

#4594

StepBangin

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I feel so dirty winning these hands. I feel like I suckedout on the people cuz I lose these like 95% of the time

02-09-2008 , 12:04 AM

#4595

siouxbrew

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

step,
go buy as many lottery tickets as you can, this is your chance.

02-09-2008 , 12:10 AM

#4596

Mayo

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A dozen, a gross, and a score
plus three times the square root of four
.....divided by seven
.....plus five times eleven
is nine squared, and not a bit more!

02-09-2008 , 12:11 AM

#4597

Mayo

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There once was a man named Eugene
who invented a screwing machine.
.....Concave and convex,
.....it served either sex,
and played with itself in between.

02-09-2008 , 12:11 AM

#4598

StepBangin

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 12,589

Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t4620
Hero (BB): t2085
CO: t1405
BTN: t890

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 2

CO calls t30, 1 fold, SB calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t90) 4

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets t180, SB calls t180, Hero folds

Turn: (t450) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, CO bets t210, SB calls t210

River: (t870) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, CO checks

Spoiler:

4CARDHOLDEM: lol
4CARDHOLDEM: wtf
4CARDHOLDEM: I had 92 also
4CARDHOLDEM: 2h 9d
4CARDHOLDEM: I didnt play it like a ****** though

02-09-2008 , 12:11 AM

#4599

Mayo

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There was a young man from Kildare
who was ****ing a girl on a stair.
.....The banister broke,
.....but he doubled his stroke,
and he finished her off in mid-air.

02-09-2008 , 12:12 AM

#4600

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,972

There once was a man from O'Doole
who discovered red spots on his tool.
.....He went to the doc,
.....who looked at his ****,
and said, "wipe off the lipstick, you fool."

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