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02-08-2008 , 06:03 PM
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02-08-2008 , 07:53 PM
i'm currently pregaming for the vagina monologues
TR to follow if anything remotely interesting happens
02-08-2008 , 07:56 PM
huh? Vaginas can talk?
02-08-2008 , 08:12 PM
wat
02-08-2008 , 10:17 PM
I hate Skip Bayless, too!
02-08-2008 , 10:19 PM
sup everybody
02-08-2008 , 10:20 PM
hai
02-08-2008 , 10:22 PM
hay mayo
02-08-2008 , 10:26 PM
just got back from my big party friday . went to this pizza place and played one game of foosball. I <3 foosball, but my mouthbreathing friend would only play one game. grrrr. i won 5-3
02-08-2008 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by j2zooted
just got back from my big party friday . went to this pizza place and played one game of foosball. I <3 foosball, but my mouthbreathing friend would only play one game. grrrr. i won 5-3
Did you have sex with anyone?
02-08-2008 , 10:35 PM
Yeah me neither.
02-08-2008 , 10:35 PM
I plan on getting laid on Valentine's Day, when some girl is bummed out that no one loves her. That's my time to shine!
02-08-2008 , 10:36 PM
But it probably won't work.
02-08-2008 , 10:37 PM
So I'll prob just watch Star Wars: Episode II and be sad that no hot senator will secretly marry me in the mountains by a waterfall.
02-08-2008 , 10:37 PM
no. i was only out of my house for about 1hr, not like that affects my likely hood of seksin any girls. i need to be less of a hermit. i used to have a life.
02-08-2008 , 10:37 PM
Then I'll clone a bounty hunter.
02-08-2008 , 10:37 PM
mayo i said hi
02-08-2008 , 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2zooted
no. i was only out of my house for about 1hr, not like that affects my likely hood of seksin any girls. i need to be less of a hermit. i used to have a life.
Where do you live? And can I call you Jackie Soots?
02-08-2008 , 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by kruli
mayo i said hi
You have < 1K posts. Therefore, I ignore you.
02-08-2008 , 10:38 PM
JK. Hi kruli!

FREE LABARDE!!!
02-08-2008 , 10:39 PM
what are you doin today mayo
02-08-2008 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mayo
Where do you live? And can I call you Jackie Soots?

austin tx, sure
02-08-2008 , 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kruli
what are you doin today mayo
"Whatever I wanna do. Gosh!"

I hate this movie.

In reality: Going to sleep because I have to work in the morning
02-08-2008 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by j2zooted
austin tx, sure
UT football games are great because they always have some really hot girls in front of the cameras. You should find them and seduce them imo.
02-08-2008 , 10:48 PM
the jello shots are flowing. me and my friends made 300 for tonight, we have downed 80 or so right now.

      
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