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Old 02-08-2008, 01:10 AM   #4176
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Anyone remember Spamesky's AP name?
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:11 AM   #4177
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Here Himself. Print this out and give it to your girl. It'll hold up in any court.

thats awesome
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:13 AM   #4178
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saved to my computer, i'm definitely showing it to her
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:13 AM   #4179
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hey mayo, u watching gs/chi? pretty good imo
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:14 AM   #4180
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does her mouth work?
she's not that nice, plus it's actually uncomfortable for her to be in most of the positions where my **** goes into her mouth
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:14 AM   #4181
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she's not that nice, plus it's actually uncomfortable for her to be in most of the positions where my **** goes into her mouth
Get a bigger penis FFS!
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:16 AM   #4182
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hey mayo, u watching gs/chi? pretty good imo
No. What channel?

EDIT I found it.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:17 AM   #4183
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BEN WALLACE IS GOOD AT FREE THROWS!!!
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:18 AM   #4184
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Hey what about Shaq to PHX!

What are the Suns thinking?
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:18 AM   #4185
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O RLY?
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:19 AM   #4186
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I hate Reggie Miller and always have.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:19 AM   #4187
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i want mitt to adopt me
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:19 AM   #4188
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Im gonna 9 table on AP so I can lose my monies 9x faster
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:20 AM   #4189
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saved to my computer, i'm definitely showing it to her
Hey give her this, too.



From xkcd.com
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:21 AM   #4190
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i want mitt to adopt me
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:22 AM   #4191
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Ben Wallace missed both free throws = 2 shots = dead before halftime
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:22 AM   #4192
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Im gonna 9 table on AP so I can lose my monies 9x faster
Sounds good. GOGOGOGO!!
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:23 AM   #4193
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i kinda like gs, but i have money on chicago for this season long bet
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:24 AM   #4194
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hey step, u wanna play some 10nl?
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:25 AM   #4195
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i kinda like gs, but i have money on chicago for this season long bet
They just showed a Marc Broussard commercial. My sister drug me to see him, once. He sucks.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:25 AM   #4196
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i kinda like gs, but i have money on chicago for this season long bet
I hate Ben Wallace, so GS ftw!!!
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:26 AM   #4197
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Full Tilt Poker Game #5166582837: $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) (39266064), Table 1 - 60/120 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 0:23:13 ET - 2008/02/08
Seat 1: BaCqUa (1,410)
Seat 2: DaGrandeFormag (1,130), is sitting out
Seat 3: handclap (1,715)
Seat 4: rockin dr (1,225)
Seat 5: luckyguppy (3,520)
DaGrandeFormag posts the small blind of 60
handclap posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to handclap [3c Kc 4s As]
rockin dr calls 120
luckyguppy folds
BaCqUa folds
DaGrandeFormag folds
handclap raises to 420
rockin dr calls 300
*** FLOP *** [2s Ah 8d]
handclap bets 900
rockin dr calls 805, and is all in
handclap shows [3c Kc 4s As]
rockin dr shows [6s 3h 5d 7s]
Uncalled bet of 95 returned to handclap
*** TURN *** [2s Ah 8d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [2s Ah 8d 4c] [7h]
handclap shows two pair, Aces and Fours
rockin dr shows a straight, Eight high
rockin dr wins the pot (2,510) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,510 | Rake 0
Board: [2s Ah 8d 4c 7h]
Seat 1: BaCqUa (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: DaGrandeFormag (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: handclap (big blind) showed [3c Kc 4s As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 4: rockin dr showed [6s 3h 5d 7s] and won (2,510) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 5: luckyguppy didn't bet (folded)
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:27 AM   #4198
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Absolute Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1460
Hero (SB): t1480
BB: t1500
UTG: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
UTG+2: t1400
MP1: t1760
MP2: t1500
CO: t1400

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 9 9
3 folds, MP1 calls t20, 1 fold, CO calls t20, BTN raises to t100, Hero calls t90, 1 fold, MP1 calls t80, CO calls t80

Flop: (t420) 9 K T (4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets t80, CO folds, BTN raises to t160, Hero raises to t400, MP1 calls t320, BTN folds

Turn: (t1380) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t980 all in, MP1 calls t980

River: (t3340) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:30 AM   #4199
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Joakim Noah's freethrows should be illegal for being so terrible.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:37 AM   #4200
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its like a slider in baseball
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