ZOMG WHAT DID YOU SIIHP????

WHAT IS THIS FROM??? It's called haydenbioass.gif. What dies that mean???

QFHayden

Why was I not informed of this Alizee? How did I ever came before?

dunno. must be a conspiracy afaik

Goin' to work.

sigh, skill game obv

PokerStars Game #15102553916: Tournament #76533219, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/02/06 - 14:46:19 (ET)
Table '76533219 10' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: psg boy (1405 in chips)
Seat 2: ABRATZZI (3515 in chips)
Seat 3: benza13 (2985 in chips)
Seat 4: Timbo_Jones1 (1495 in chips)
Seat 5: mashek (1745 in chips)
Seat 6: NickySn (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: YuanZhou (1435 in chips)
Seat 8: LuckyRum (2795 in chips)
Seat 9: royalhicacos (185 in chips)
ABRATZZI: posts small blind 15
benza13: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benza13 [Kd Kh]
Timbo_Jones1: folds
mashek: folds
NickySn has timed out
NickySn: folds
NickySn is sitting out
YuanZhou: folds
LuckyRum: folds
NickySn has returned
royalhicacos: raises 155 to 185 and is all-in
psg boy: folds
ABRATZZI: calls 170
benza13: raises 775 to 960
ABRATZZI: raises 2555 to 3515 and is all-in
benza13: calls 2025 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h 8d 3h]
*** TURN *** [5h 8d 3h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [5h 8d 3h Qs] [As]
benza13 said, "lol]"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABRATZZI: shows [5s 3s] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
benza13: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
ABRATZZI collected 5600 from side pot
royalhicacos: shows [Ac 5c] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
mashek said, "no kidding"
royalhicacos collected 555 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6155 Main pot 555. Side pot 5600. | Rake 0
Board [5h 8d 3h Qs As]
Seat 1: psg boy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ABRATZZI (small blind) showed [5s 3s] and won (5600) with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 3: benza13 (big blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Timbo_Jones1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mashek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: NickySn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: YuanZhou folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: LuckyRum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: royalhicacos showed [Ac 5c] and won (555) with two pair, Aces and Fives

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Full Tilt Poker Game #5146374136: $17,500 Guarantee (38390856), Table 27 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:55:28 ET - 2008/02/06
Seat 1: ChipnaChrrrr (2,700)
Seat 2: cptstevo (5,305), is sitting out
Seat 3: dzagar33 (1,615)
Seat 4: mad money 2007 (7,218)
Seat 5: Beanz02 (4,435)
Seat 6: sladgie (3,730)
Seat 7: Eversti78 (6,687)
Seat 8: Sui0 (2,078)
Seat 9: LeFores (3,189)
ChipnaChrrrr posts the small blind of 50
cptstevo posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipnaChrrrr [9s 9c]
dzagar33 calls 100
mad money 2007 calls 100
Beanz02 folds
cptstevo has returned
sladgie has 15 seconds left to act
sladgie folds
Eversti78 folds
Sui0 calls 100
LeFores folds
ChipnaChrrrr raises to 600
cptstevo folds
dzagar33 has 15 seconds left to act
dzagar33 folds
mad money 2007 calls 500
Sui0 calls 500
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3d 6d]
ChipnaChrrrr has 15 seconds left to act
ChipnaChrrrr bets 2,100, and is all in
mad money 2007 has 15 seconds left to act
mad money 2007 calls 2,100
Sui0 folds
ChipnaChrrrr shows [9s 9c]
mad money 2007 shows [4d 4h]
*** TURN *** [Qh 3d 6d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3d 6d 5h] [2c]
ChipnaChrrrr shows a pair of Nines
mad money 2007 shows a straight, Six high
mad money 2007 wins the pot (6,200) with a straight, Six high
ChipnaChrrrr stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,200 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 3d 6d 5h 2c]
Seat 1: ChipnaChrrrr (small blind) showed [9s 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: cptstevo (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: dzagar33 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: mad money 2007 showed [4d 4h] and won (6,200) with a straight, Six high
Seat 5: Beanz02 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sladgie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Eversti78 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Sui0 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: LeFores (button) didn't bet (folded)

you must suck at poker benza

we'll miss ya obie, and i'll play more cash, i promise

well, i am losing everything today, so you are probably right

brb

mayo let me know when you deliver my xbox

losing at poker = sucks at poker

just kidding, cheer up charlie!

willy wonka raped my father and **** on my mothers chest

did she suck off his everlasting gobstopper?

don't take it personally he does that often

not really everlasting iyam

what a scame

in which i make a sick call

PokerStars Game #15105604337: Tournament #76543678, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/02/06 - 17:04:08 (ET)
Table '76543678 14' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Martom2 (5455 in chips)
Seat 2: yzbrad (5711 in chips)
Seat 3: sebasso (4826 in chips)
Seat 4: seemyenutz (2575 in chips)
Seat 5: Raingardian (14928 in chips)
Seat 6: Reby97 (2724 in chips)
Seat 9: benza13 (4010 in chips)
yzbrad: posts small blind 100
sebasso: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benza13 [7c Ad]
seemyenutz: calls 200
Raingardian: folds
Reby97: folds
benza13: raises 600 to 800
Martom2: folds
yzbrad: folds
sebasso: folds
seemyenutz: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [5d 3h 6c]
seemyenutz: bets 1775 and is all-in
Cantplay3 is connected
benza13: calls 1775
*** TURN *** [5d 3h 6c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3h 6c 6h] [3s]
seemyenutz said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seemyenutz: shows [Kd Jh] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
benza13: shows [7c Ad] (two pair, Sixes and Threes - Ace kicker)
benza13 collected 5450 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5450 | Rake 0
Board [5d 3h 6c 6h 3s]
Seat 1: Martom2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: yzbrad (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: sebasso (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: seemyenutz showed [Kd Jh] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 5: Raingardian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Reby97 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: benza13 showed [7c Ad] and won (5450) with two pair, Sixes and Threes

omfg all-in with a draw you didn't even have a pair weaksauce. if i was your opponent i would have cussed you out for like 12 minutes in the chat

yea i owned him pretty bad there