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im watching cspan right now, mccain just told this joke:

whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

one is a bottom feeding scrounger, and the other is a fish

02-05-2008 , 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by benza13

clinton: my husband was president
obama: I'm basically just awesome.
mccain: I'm a veteran, dammit
romney: I'm ****ing loaded, lol
huckabee: I'm really really christian, lol

fyp afaik.

02-05-2008 , 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by j2zooted

im watching cspan right now, mccain just told this joke:

whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

one is a bottom feeding scrounger, and the other is a fish

This style of jopke is always funny. Steve Rushin used to do these. I miss his column so much

Rick Reilly I can take or leave. Or actually just leave.

02-05-2008 , 03:17 AM

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obama definitely has a lot of potential, but he is being rushed into the position because Hilary is the other option

I'll be voting for him, but I would much rather wait 8 more years while he gets some more experience with foreign affairs and such

too bad there have been no really solid presidential candidates recently

02-05-2008 , 03:24 AM

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benza some guy tried to sell me crack last night

02-05-2008 , 03:33 AM

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Experience can kiss my black ass.

And I wish Wes Clarke had won in 2004.

02-05-2008 , 03:52 AM

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Good night

VOTE TOMORROW VOTE TOMORROW VOTE TOMORROW VOTE TOMORROW

02-05-2008 , 03:53 AM

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And I wish Wes Clarke had won in 2004.

lol wtf

02-05-2008 , 03:54 AM

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benza some guy tried to sell me crack last night

how was it?

02-05-2008 , 03:55 AM

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how was it?

i didn't buy any cuz i don't smoke crack

maybe i should start

02-05-2008 , 03:58 AM

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bobby brown told me its pretty sweet

02-05-2008 , 04:18 AM

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we've gotten over 330 inches of snow this year so far, and its snowing again, time for bed so i can ride powder all morning...again

02-05-2008 , 05:15 AM

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Dealer: Game #15071410793: wheelzzz wins pot (60)
Dealer: oX BORIS Xo has a flush, King high
Dealer: wheelzzz has a straight, Deuce to Six
Dealer: Game #15071412810: oX BORIS Xo wins pot (1850) with a flush, King high
oX BORIS Xo: bad river
wheelzzz: mice
Dealer: wheelzzz, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
oX BORIS Xo: mice lol
oX BORIS Xo: wherew
Dealer: Game #15071418912: oX BORIS Xo wins pot (30)

02-05-2008 , 10:44 AM

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02-05-2008 , 12:55 PM

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obiedman (3:02:50 AM): hey do me a favor and let everybody in the omg omg omg thread know i'm perma'd
obiedman (3:02:53 AM): and tell them
obiedman (3:02:59 AM): i'm dropping out of school
obiedman (3:03:12 AM): and tell benza that donkaments suck

02-05-2008 , 01:40 PM

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Holla 4Life day crew!

These Viva Viagra commercials are the most disturbing things on television.

02-05-2008 , 01:50 PM

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this makes me sad.
and why is he dropping out of school?

i need answers

02-05-2008 , 01:51 PM

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this makes me sad.
and why is he dropping out of school?

i need answers

I don't know.

02-05-2008 , 01:52 PM

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HEY GET OUT AND VOTE FFS!!!

02-05-2008 , 01:52 PM

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but this is relevant to my interests

02-05-2008 , 01:53 PM

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iyam

02-05-2008 , 01:54 PM

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wow, getting banned really ****ed his life up I guess. srs biz

02-05-2008 , 01:55 PM

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this makes me sad.
and why is he dropping out of school?

i need answers

Doesnt he make a ****load playin teh pokerz?

Screw school imo

02-05-2008 , 01:59 PM

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VOTE!

02-05-2008 , 01:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

wow, getting banned really ****ed his life up I guess. srs biz

Other way around.

EDIT: Meaning his srs biz in life is what made him get banned.

Last edited by Mayo; 02-05-2008 at 02:00 PM. Reason: clarification

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