Hey did you work for UPS j2zooted? If so, high 5!

yeah, i worked at a hub

GOD I HATE QVC RETURNS BECAUSE CMS CHANGES THE ZIPCODE AND THE CUSTOMERS TRY TO CORRECT ME AND IM LIKE GOD****INGDAMMIT WE SHIP 10X+ A DAY TO THIS ADDRESS TRUST ME ITS FINE!!!

Does that mean you're a Teamster?

no, i never joined the union. i started loading trucks, then i got promoted to supervisor, then i quit.

some guy at the bar whipped out a rock of crack last night and tried selling it to me

was he a crackhead?

obiedman (12:15:34 AM): just so you know, i'm permabanned so i really am never coming back
MAYOsoROGGEDiyam (12:15:43 AM): that sucks
obiedman (12:16:13 AM): oh well

**** FEDEX AMIRITE????

could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff, and it told him to play a leprechaun

lol @ permabans

Not a laughing matter.

no, just went to school. actually did good the semster i quit.

I am listening to obie's weird song atm in tribute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls8kDnhkjgw

OIC.

Brag: reading second canterbury tale

this is funny ****

not haha funny imo

i'm not sure if he was a crackhead

do you think I shoulda bought it?

lol ups

no, i dont think it was crack, prob crushed asprin or chalk or some ****.

This Alison replied: "Now who is there?
And who knocks so? I'll warrant it's a thief."
"Why no," quoth he, "God knows, my sweet roseleaf,
I am your Absalom, my own darling!
Of gold," quoth he, "I have brought you a ring;
My mother gave it me, as I'll be saved;
Fine gold it is, and it is well engraved;
This will I give you for another kiss."
This Nicholas had risen for a piss,
And thought that it would carry on the jape
To have his arse kissed by this jack-a-nape.
And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
"O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die.
And like one mad he started in to cry,

wtf

word

Wait, why did obied get permabanned, link?