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Old 02-05-2008, 01:05 AM   #2751
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Hey did you work for UPS j2zooted? If so, high 5!
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:06 AM   #2752
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yeah, i worked at a hub
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:07 AM   #2753
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GOD I HATE QVC RETURNS BECAUSE CMS CHANGES THE ZIPCODE AND THE CUSTOMERS TRY TO CORRECT ME AND IM LIKE GOD****INGDAMMIT WE SHIP 10X+ A DAY TO THIS ADDRESS TRUST ME ITS FINE!!!
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:07 AM   #2754
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yeah, i worked at a hub
Does that mean you're a Teamster?
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:11 AM   #2755
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no, i never joined the union. i started loading trucks, then i got promoted to supervisor, then i quit.
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:11 AM   #2756
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some guy at the bar whipped out a rock of crack last night and tried selling it to me
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:15 AM   #2757
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was he a crackhead?
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:16 AM   #2758
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obiedman (12:15:34 AM): just so you know, i'm permabanned so i really am never coming back
MAYOsoROGGEDiyam (12:15:43 AM): that sucks
obiedman (12:16:13 AM): oh well
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #2759
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no, i never joined the union. i started loading trucks, then i got promoted to supervisor, then i quit.
**** FEDEX AMIRITE????
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #2760
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could be a crackhead got hold to the wrong stuff, and it told him to play a leprechaun
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:18 AM   #2761
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obiedman (12:15:34 AM): just so you know, i'm permabanned so i really am never coming back
MAYOsoROGGEDiyam (12:15:43 AM): that sucks
obiedman (12:16:13 AM): oh well
lol @ permabans
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:20 AM   #2762
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lol @ permabans
Not a laughing matter.
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:20 AM   #2763
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**** FEDEX AMIRITE????
no, just went to school. actually did good the semster i quit.
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:21 AM   #2764
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I am listening to obie's weird song atm in tribute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls8kDnhkjgw
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:23 AM   #2765
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no, just went to school. actually did good the semster i quit.
OIC.

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Old 02-05-2008, 01:25 AM   #2766
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Brag: reading second canterbury tale
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:26 AM   #2767
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this is funny ****
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:26 AM   #2768
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not haha funny imo
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:27 AM   #2769
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i'm not sure if he was a crackhead

do you think I shoulda bought it?
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:28 AM   #2770
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lol ups
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:28 AM   #2771
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no, i dont think it was crack, prob crushed asprin or chalk or some ****.
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:32 AM   #2772
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This Alison replied: "Now who is there?
And who knocks so? I'll warrant it's a thief."
"Why no," quoth he, "God knows, my sweet roseleaf,
I am your Absalom, my own darling!
Of gold," quoth he, "I have brought you a ring;
My mother gave it me, as I'll be saved;
Fine gold it is, and it is well engraved;
This will I give you for another kiss."
This Nicholas had risen for a piss,
And thought that it would carry on the jape
To have his arse kissed by this jack-a-nape.
And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
"O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die.
And like one mad he started in to cry,
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:32 AM   #2773
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wtf
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:33 AM   #2774
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:45 AM   #2775
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Wait, why did obied get permabanned, link?
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