"Tis summer, the time to be gay" is the modern line.

i know but i'm old school

If the DNC reschedules primaries in Florida and Michigan, I hope that Obama sues those mother****ers all the way to the Supreme Court.

You're not from KY, are you?

nope just you posted it before and i looked it up to see if it was a real song, and "the darkies are gay" stuck with me

lets all consider of course that the possibilities are limited only by the size of the structure which is two by two inches which pretty much means that it is filled with its own micro universe if I were to make my own conclusion, which i wont considering that the box is GREEN, which means it is filled with spiders, and by spiders I of course am referring to animatronic dogs. Dogs of course will choose their own path down the windy hills withing the micro universe, their own origional path programmed by the bunnies. These bunnies are blue with red antennaes soi they clash terribly with green which is icky. Their knowledge of C++ and robotics are astounding considering that there is a universe wide ban on all electronics by the murfaflufaflurfs.
These spiders harvest the bunnies souls which the bunnies voluntarily feed to them to protect them from the murfaflufaflurfs soul reaping ability. Most of the spiders have taken refuge in the corners of the universe waiting for a rainy day so that they can become plasma soul spiders. but one rebel spider dares to climb the 15km high ivory tower of the soul reapers. And it contains the most valuable soul of all. Join us next time in the adventures of climb alone spider complex. It is very windy.

spaceman Bryce

CHUCK TODD TEEING OFF ON HILLARY RIGHT NOW!!!!

I MOTHER ****ING CAME, BY WHICH I MEAN I MASTURBATED, CLIMAXED, AND EJACULATED!!!

Beat: My girlfriend rang me at 7am because I sent her a text while I was drunk that said 'omg i am going to die, i love you', and she thought I was going to commit suicide. In fact I was just drunk.

btw mayo check out my chatbox thread. i told some guy i am your mommy.

* thread imo

I thought it was potentially my first good bbv4l thread.

Poker is not fair imo

C0D3BR3AK3R folds
wookierocks raises to $7.40
lennie257 calls $3.70, and is all in
wookierocks shows [Td Tc]
lennie257 shows [Ad As]
Uncalled bet of $1.40 returned to wookierocks
*** FLOP *** [Js Qd Kc]
*** TURN *** [Js Qd Kc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Js Qd Kc 9h] [9s]
wookierocks shows a straight, King high
lennie257 shows two pair, Aces and Nines
wookierocks wins the pot ($11.25) with a straight, King high
lennie257 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.50 | Rake $1.25
Board: [Js Qd Kc 9h 9s]
Seat 1: hotflame3 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: C0D3BR3AK3R folded before the Flop
Seat 3: wookierocks showed [Td Tc] and won ($11.25) with a straight, King high
Seat 4: NetKingCool didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: lennie257 showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 6: eawalk2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: IdahoSteeli (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: moneymouse79 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: daeh0105 is sitting out

Also, why is Mason Malmuth in our forum? Are we getting shut down?

No need for alarm. He likes to check in on us from time to time. I've heard serious talk that he's jealous of the traffic the other forum is getting, since it cuts into his ad revenue. He brought that on himself iyam.

Quality song parody imo.

i have another paper im writing so i am pulling an all nighter

probably gonna be posting ITT

Wat's the topic?

Compare and contrast the Prioress of the General Prologue and the Prioress who tells the Prioress's tale.

Theres more but thats the basic prompt

Is that Canterbury Tales? If so, ultra beat. I hate that ****.

Hey, here's a pic of Chaucer you can use!

canterbury tales is fun to read but a bitch to analyze when im given stupid subjects like this

hurrr multifaceted characterization hurrrrr i think this hurrr i think that image hurrrr the vowel sounds here hurrrrrr antisemetism hurrr rice krispies

i have 2 pages written and need to write about 6 more, time to earn that degree in bull****ting

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr essays r goot

WTF - I'm talking to two foreigners itt?

Could be worse, I guess. You guys could be those morons in Texas who were "inspired" by Hillary Clinton.