Show his girlfriend this link too. She'll definitely want to marry you.

Wow you got Bryant Reeves good. He'll be completely humiliated now.

Also so many people are going to see that video. Its very popular and relevant nowadays.

LOL OK.

I'm talking about the "MSPaints that don't represent anything thread," though.

But maybe she'll enjoy it, too.

Then he'll go laugh and figure out how many ATVs and ammunition he can buy with his all his Canadian millions.

Wow there's some real quality material on my favorites list too. You'll especially like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY

Pretty random I would favorite that actually. As with most of the list.

btw, thanks for subscribing. When I'm famous, you can tell people you were my first subscriber except for some spammer.

You're in elite company on my subscriptions list. Along with this kid.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever

Recent action ITT while I've been away:

- Conspire became unbanned but seems grumpy
- People talked about infraction points (i got 4-5ish day ban, how many is that?)
- Mayo sent creepy messages to his BFFs GF
- Something about God and drawings of Alizee

Did I miss anything else relevant?? It's like a soap opera, I can't stand to miss any episodes!

btw mayo - some guy in my avatar thread requested one which morphs from pic into paint like gtpitch's (and now yours), if you feel like doing it?

oh, i just found out I have 10 points. that sucks. i'm going to need to be posting some necrophilia or something.

Link? I can't find it on cursory inspection.

What'd you do?

Also, shameless spame: Comment on my video, please. Just say "Jeffords sucks"

Thanks

I somehow restrained myself from putting any Alizee in my 4 favorites in that thread.

hey guys. this is a long thread

I've seen longer.

Hand #100: Phil Ivey Wins the WPT L.A. Poker Classic ($1,596,100)

Hand #100: Quinn Do has the button, he limps for 160,000, Ivey raises to 560,000, and Quinn calls. The flop comes A86, Ivey bets 700,000, and Quinn thinks for about 30 seconds before he calls, leaving himself just 1.02 million behind. There is already 2.92 million in the pot.

The turn card pairs the board with the A, and Ivey moves all in. Quinn goes into the tank, shuffling his chips as he ponders the situation.

After four minutes, Quinn quietly says, "I call."

Ivey shows A8 for a full house, aces full of eights, and Quinn dejectedly shows 98 for two pair, aces and eights. No card can help Quinn here; he is drawing dead. (The meaningless river card is the 4.)

Quinn Do is eliminated in second place, earning $909,400.

History is made as Phil Ivey wins the 2008 WPT L.A. Poker Classic, his first WPT title after reaching a record eight final tables. Ivey earns $1,596,100 and a huge trophy from the Commerce.


I HEART IVEY

[x] Best hand won

[x]

Hey iplayscared:

Comment on my video, please. Just say "Jeffords sucks!"

Thanks!

Jesus Christ! That is the most impressive donkament stats I've ever heard.

posted!

FullTiltPoker Game #5439448225: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:30:38 ET - 2008/02/29
Seat 1: jmark01 ($368.50)
Seat 2: IplayScared ($338)
jmark01 posts the small blind of $2
IplayScared posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IplayScared [Kc 7c]
jmark01 raises to $8
IplayScared calls $4
*** FLOP *** [6c Kh 5c]
IplayScared checks
jmark01 bets $12
IplayScared raises to $36
jmark01 calls $24
*** TURN *** [6c Kh 5c] [Ts]
IplayScared bets $60
jmark01 raises to $280
IplayScared raises to $294, and is all in
jmark01 calls $14
IplayScared shows [Kc 7c]
jmark01 shows [Ad Ks]
*** RIVER *** [6c Kh 5c Ts] [7d]
IplayScared shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
jmark01 shows a pair of Kings
IplayScared wins the pot ($675.50) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $676 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c Kh 5c Ts 7d]
Seat 1: jmark01 (small blind) showed [Ad Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: IplayScared (big blind) showed [Kc 7c] and won ($675.50) with two pair, Kings and Sevens

oopsies

[ ] Best hand won