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Dan Rather

I wrote on your gf's wall!!!

"We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."

best one evar

i know

"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."

"One's reminded of that old saying, 'Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.'"

"Bush is sweeping through the South like a big wheel through a cotton field."

"We need Billy Crystal to Analyze This"

"If you try to read the tea leaves before the cup is done you can get yourself burned."

"John Kerry's moon has just moved behind a cloud, as far as Florida is concerned."

"To use a metaphor, he's gotta draw to an inside straight. But hey, sometimes you get lucky and hit that straight."

"closer than Lassie and Timmy"

"Keep in mind they are teetotally meetmortally convinced they have Ohio won."

"Tight as the pages in a book."

"This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O."

"He swept through the South like a tornado through a trailer park."

"It's too early to say he has the whip hand."

"It's a ding dong battle back and forth."

"If he doesn't carry Florida Slim will have left town."

"This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."

"It's about as complicated as a wiring diagram to some dynamo."

"This will show you how tight it is - it's spandex tight."

"He's going to find that people will hang on him like a coat rack."

"This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford."

"You talk about a ding-dong, knock-down, get-up race."

"It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat, Republican or a mugwump, elected officials play it straight."

"The presidential race still hotter than a Laredo parking lot."

"This will have the people in Austin standing up like they got stuck with hat pins."

"...in Austin, between the 10 gallon hats and the Willie Nelson head bands."

"The big burrito out there in California"

"They'll be doing back flips in Nashville."

"None of this television mumbo jumbo, let's get in there and count the votes."

"Frankly we don't know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon."

I'm gonna miss him this year!

I don't really like tortillas, either.

scame

There's one pic of her that you posted where you said something like "I have nothing to say except that I love you." I thought that was very very sweet.

You're a lucky guy.

i am indeed

You said it. That's a true fact. You can look it up.

bump for day crew

**** the day crew!

so mayo really facebook stalks himself's gf or is this just a scam?

creepy if true sorry mayo but i always try to speak the truth

Ya rly. We're fb friends as of yesterday!

sup mayo?

poast em?

no

oh yes

Off to work.

whats her name?

oh is it liz schultz?

hey mayo just wondering what is alizee saying in your avatar

sup dk?

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