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A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot
.....said the two to the tutor,
....."is it tougher to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"

02-09-2008 , 12:13 AM

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Mayo

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There was a young chemist from Ryde,
Who drank a foul poison and died.
.....It was ortho-hydroxy-
.....para-methoxy-
tri-nitro benzaldehyde!

02-09-2008 , 12:15 AM

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Mayo

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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
complacently stroking his madam
.....and great was his mirth
.....for on all of the earth
there were only two balls, and he had 'em

02-09-2008 , 12:16 AM

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Mayo

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There once was a man named Sweeney,
who somehow spilled gin on his weenie.
.....Just to be couth,
.....he added vermouth,
and then slipped his date a martini.

02-09-2008 , 12:16 AM

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Mayo

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There once was a lady from Trent
Whose nose was most horribly bent
.....One day I suppose
.....She followed her nose
And nobody knows where she went

02-09-2008 , 12:17 AM

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There once was a man name of Enis
Who with limerick writing was genius
.....wrote one thousand thirty
.....not one of them dirty
til he noticed his name rhymed with penis

02-09-2008 , 12:17 AM

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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
.....Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
....."Let us fly," said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

02-09-2008 , 12:18 AM

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Mayo

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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
.....But a rascal named Ohm
.....Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.

02-09-2008 , 12:18 AM

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Mayo

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His critics insist that Obama
Is Muslim, like evil Osama.
.....Well, they don't know their biz;
.....For if that fellow is,
Then so is the damn Dalai Lama.

02-09-2008 , 12:19 AM

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Mayo

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I used to find Slashdot delightful
But my feelings of late are more spiteful
.....My comments sarcastic
.....The iconoclastic
Keep modding to +5 (Insightful).

02-09-2008 , 12:20 AM

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Mayo

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At the party, some girls got out Twister
and I joined, although one was my sister.
.....It may be the drinks
.....But I heard "right hand pink"
And the only way out was to fist her.

02-09-2008 , 12:21 AM

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Mayo

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There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
.....But she started absorbin'
.....A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!

02-09-2008 , 12:21 AM

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Mayo

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You may deem all lim'ricks uncouth;
you could not be farther from truth.
.....Fulfillment is ample
.....to learn, for example,
just how to pronounce Don Knuth.

02-09-2008 , 12:21 AM

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Im 3 handed in 2 SNG's with over 1/2 the chips in play...2 places pay, will i bubble both?

02-09-2008 , 12:21 AM

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Regarding "Hey Diddle Diddle"
Remember the Cat with his fiddle?
.....Did he know how they made
.....The strings that he played?
'Cuz they came from a relative's middle

02-09-2008 , 12:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin

Im 3 handed in 2 SNG's with over 1/2 the chips in play...2 places pay, will i bubble both?

02-09-2008 , 12:28 AM

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There once was a man from Nantucket
whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
.....One day walrus groaned,
.....it had just gotten pwned;
Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".

02-09-2008 , 12:29 AM

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There was c$%@ called mayo

Everybody knew he was Gayo

He made me feel Sicko

So i hit him with a Bricko

Now he doesn't sing anymore-o

02-09-2008 , 12:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

sup everybody

02-09-2008 , 12:30 AM

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There once was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
.....So to save himself trouble
.....he folded it double
And instead of coming he went

02-09-2008 , 12:32 AM

#4621

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TAXIDEL 3

There was c$%@ called mayo

Everybody knew he was Gayo

He made me feel Sicko

So i hit him with a Bricko

Now he doesn't sing anymore-o

A limerick must rhyme well and scan
To be pulled off with any elan
.....But yours is ******ed
.....Do not get me started
You're only a newbie, my man!

- A The Mayo original

02-09-2008 , 12:33 AM

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Jesus Christ I just pwned TAXIDEL 3!!

02-09-2008 , 12:34 AM

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...16#post2639416

stt forums

"OT - Mayo or Miracle Whip"

02-09-2008 , 12:34 AM

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