You-oo-oo-hoo-hoo is stuck in my head.

sup mayo?

sup

mayo rhymes with tony yayo

nuthin rly. whats goin on here?

wow she's pretty hot and her face in this picture STILL looks a lot like this girl i know and it freaks me out every time i look at it

sigh, just butchered a couple hands in the ftops

still got a decentish stack tho

This is a very solid thinly-veiled brag. PICS????

take it down

obiedman (3:03:12 AM): and tell benza that donkaments suck

yes please, one time dealer

she's not nearly as hot

i know i know

but the ftops does not suck, it is buttery soft

wait for the rant in 2 hours when i bubble tho

whats your ftp name? i'm gonna rail while i do this power hour don't feel like playing

ChipnaChrrrr

I am ready.

This is very good. I am Notable Nit. I have $.10 on ftp.

if i ft the ftops there will be much steaking

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOG!!!

I am watching the music video for Drops of Jupiter by Train atm.

hahaha

fyp

railing

lozl stars 50/50, flop check was a misclick cuz i was paying attention to the ftops at the time, so then i get fancy

PokerStars Game #15113314050: Tournament #76072572, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/02/06 - 23:04:20 (ET)
Table '76072572 89' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: benza13 (10710 in chips)
Seat 2: silvajm (6180 in chips)
Seat 3: SKIPJACK2 (2730 in chips)
Seat 4: acehilmostw (20355 in chips)
Seat 5: jerseyjosh (8640 in chips)
Seat 6: USCphildo (3902 in chips)
Seat 7: queen_v1 (5970 in chips)
Seat 8: TJ Schneider (25417 in chips)
Seat 9: Bebert004 (5592 in chips)
benza13: posts small blind 100
silvajm: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benza13 [Qs Ks]
SKIPJACK2: folds
acehilmostw: folds
jerseyjosh: folds
USCphildo: raises 300 to 500
queen_v1: folds
TJ Schneider: folds
Bebert004: folds
benza13: calls 400
silvajm: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3h 9s Qd]
benza13: checks
silvajm: checks
USCphildo: bets 1000
benza13: raises 2600 to 3600
silvajm: folds
USCphildo: calls 2402 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3h 9s Qd] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [3h 9s Qd 5c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
benza13: shows [Qs Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
USCphildo: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
benza13 collected 8304 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8304 | Rake 0
Board [3h 9s Qd 5c Kh]
Seat 1: benza13 (small blind) showed [Qs Ks] and won (8304) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: silvajm (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: SKIPJACK2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: acehilmostw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jerseyjosh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: USCphildo showed [Ad Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: queen_v1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TJ Schneider folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Bebert004 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


bonus chat

USCphildo [observer]: vwp
benza13: ty
USCphildo [observer]: sarcasm
benza13: orly