Birdman mother****er
Clipse, VA, NO *****
What you smelt
Coke'll leave plastic
Get off the border mother****er
Come on little'n handle your business for me boy
Brrrrrrrrrrr what happened to that boy
Brrrrrrrrrrr what happened to that boy
Brrrrrrrrrrr what happened to that boy
He was talking **** we put a clappin to that boy
Dealt to SpaceofAids [8s Ts]
JannisB.89°°: folds
konobe: folds
SpaceofAids: raises $0.10 to $0.15
bonoedge said, "gimme a walk"
bonoedge: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Kc Td Ac] SpaceofAids said, "i know you have 6 high"
SpaceofAids: bets $0.15
bonoedge: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [Kc Td Ac] [5d] SpaceofAids said, "that 5 paired you, didn't it?"
SpaceofAids: checks
bonoedge: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc Td Ac 5d] [7c]
SpaceofAids: checks
bonoedge: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpaceofAids: shows [8s Ts] (a pair of Tens) bonoedge: shows [6s 5c] (a pair of Fives) bonoedge said, "YOU READ MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!"
SpaceofAids collected $0.60 from pot
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
SpaceofAids: i'm doing like 12 things
bonoedge: oic
Dealer: Game #14928237606: WLC94 wins pot ($0.47)
bonoedge: im doing like 12 women
bonoedge: atm
SpaceofAids: i did that once
bonoedge: TR?
SpaceofAids: my *****es hurt
bonoedge: small price to pay imo
Dealer: Game #14928241368: MaximHungis wins pot ($0.47)
SpaceofAids: penii?
Dealer: Game #14928244720: konobe wins pot ($0.12)
SpaceofAids: they don't censor that
bonoedge: ***** is censored?
bonoedge: so i t is!
bonoedge: what a scame
Dealer: calexanderp has a pair of Fives
bonoedge: what about ******?
bonoedge: yep
Dealer: Game #14928246070: calexanderp wins pot ($0.15) with a pair of Fives
SpaceofAids: ****
bonoedge: thats funny
SpaceofAids: they even censor ******
bonoedge: we're gonna get some emails imo
bonoedge: anus
bonoedge: theres one
MaximHungis: balls
SpaceofAids: *******
Dealer: calexanderp has two pair, Kings and Jacks
Dealer: Game #14928250009: calexanderp wins pot ($1.72) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
SpaceofAids: ******
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
bonoedge: yo
bonoedge: 69
Dealer: bonoedge, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
Dealer: New Shawboy, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: Player New Shawboy has requested TIME
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 6
bonoedge: 969
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 6
New Shawboy: gh
Dealer: Game #14928708904: bonoedge wins pot ($4.38)
bonoedge: 969
bonoedge: 69
bonoedge: 69
SpaceofAids: i'm so sick
bonoedge: im gonna get an email from support
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
bonoedge: I am a Jedi Knight. bonoedge: Like my father before me
Dealer: WLC94 has a pair of Tens
deviIbiss: im so good at teh pokerz
Dealer: Game #14928774130: WLC94 wins pot ($0.85) with a pair of Tens bonoedge: jk my dad's an engineer bonoedge: and he's bipolar
bonoedge: calling for set value
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mayo
bonoedge: I can't believe you lost with 92s!
stellaces: me?
Dealer: Game #14928829993: bonoedge wins pot ($1.42)
bonoedge: its such a strong hand
bonoedge: yeah you
Dealer: stellaces, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: I am taunting you to make you play suboptimally
stellaces: u got lucky
Dealer: stellaces, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
bonoedge: Then I will exploit your play
bonoedge: Then I will make money
Dealer: stellaces has a pair of Threes
Dealer: RoU9RkE has a pair of Threes - Ace kicker
Dealer: Game #14928836332: RoU9RkE wins pot ($0.47) with a pair of Threes
bonoedge: Then I will purchase pornography
SpaceofAids: 92 is for stupids
bonoedge: then i will masturbate
bonoedge: jk I'm already masturbating.