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You: sup cutie
Stranger: want 2 get busy?
You: sure
You: I pull out my stapler
Stranger: how big ur ****
You: my ****?
You: i thought
Stranger: wat
You: oh, like sex busy, I thought you wanted to get busy like in an office
You: ok ummmm
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i say farm busy
Stranger: i talk rooster
You: I put on my hiking boots
Stranger: ok
You: and my wizards cape
Stranger: i take rake
You: and we head out to the cow fields
Stranger: we go for poop collect
You: what % rake?
You: is this on ftp or stars?
Stranger: stars
Stranger: full house ok?
You: ok,
Stranger: you lose
You: i pull out my dealer chip
You: and shuffle up
You: you are dealt Kc5s
Stranger: i accidently the whole poker
You: my cards are * *
You: I go allin
Stranger: call
You: ****
Stranger: you bluff
You: you called my bluff
You: ****
You: yea
You: i have 2s7c
You: flop comes KhKd2d
Stranger: i win
You: wow wtf terrible flop
Stranger: you send money
Stranger: dont do it
You: turn: 2h
You: zomg zomg
Stranger: i will kill you
Stranger: dont do it
You: river:
You: river
Stranger: no
Stranger: stop
You: riverrrrr
Stranger: dont do it
You: 4s
You:
You: fml
You: so close
Stranger: good try
You: yeah ok
You: i rebuy and put on my hellmuth shades
Stranger: ill get my laak hoodie
You: you are dealt QQ
Stranger: its on keed
You: yes yes, you'll need it for this hand
You: and aviators ldo
Stranger: ok
You: I lower my hellmuth shades and am Dealt AQ
Stranger: I raise 4x BB
You: ok ok, i threebet to 13.5bb
Stranger: All in
You: WTF
You: YOU CAN"T EVEN SPELL POKER
You: but I fist pump snap call so quick I shove all the chips onto the floor on accident
Stranger: Your old school tactics are for pussies, Hellmuth
You: and when I see you have AA I berate you for 5 min
You: you shouldn't have shoved you donk omg
You: we had 1000bb eff stacks
Stranger: Go home
Stranger: Thanks for the chips
You: geez I run bad
Stranger: Its ok
You: I go home
You: log onto 2p2
Stranger: Have you met my GF?
You: and snap open bbv
You: naw, she hot?
Stranger: Smokin
You: oh dude no doubt
You: yeah i met her actually
You: she was pretty hot
Stranger: She likes it up the backdoor, if you catch my drift
You: browntown
You: i feel ya
Stranger: I'm talking about recieving through the loading bay dock
You: I didn't piihp when i met her but I could see it
You: oh yeah dude no doubt, she clean up first?
Stranger: I'm talking about anal sex, straight up in the ass. You get me?
You: or do you just two girls one cup that ****
Stranger: She likes it smelly
You: oh word, I thought you were talking about delivery business
You: but anal sex makes sense too
You: ass to mouth?
Stranger: She likes to sniff it afterwards
Stranger: Ass to throat
You: nice, you should be careful not to get a urinary tract infection though
You: yeah, my ladies like ass to uvula
You: so I feel ya
Stranger: She gets pink eye a lot though
You: i can imagine
Stranger: She cant resist a good poke
Stranger: She has to wear shades all the time
You: damn, brutal
Stranger: It's getting embarrassing
You: i would imagine
You: you ever multi table omegle?
Stranger: No
Stranger: wtfs
You: i'm thinking bout firing up a big 12 table stranger chat session
Stranger: Its possible?
Stranger: Wow
You: but I think my winrate will drop
Stranger: Pro
Stranger: Whats your ROI?
You: fees told me to limit my tables to get better
You: meh it's kinda bad right now
You: 777%
You: 've heard at super turbo chats
Stranger: Thats not bad
You: 1k+ roi's are possible
You: yeah, doubt its sustainable though
Stranger: I wouldnt do that
You: my stats are like
You: 33/21
You: 33 sent messages
You: to 21 recieved
Stranger: I would ****ed a dog
You: it's probably not optimal
You: nice, bbv will enjoy
You: please tell me you got this link from bbv
You: or did I really just get a stranger that knows about poker
Stranger: Whats bbv?
You: either way I can't believe you had aces
You: still tilting
Stranger: You just got lucky lol
You: ****in weird
Stranger: Dont tilt
Stranger: Its bad
Stranger: Mmmkay?
You: I'l try not to
You: no doubt
You: I'm out, peace
Stranger: Peace