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Durendal 03-31-2009 03:48 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: heres my pic
You:
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R18A1I4 03-31-2009 03:59 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: my ****ing best friend is talking about how him and his girlfriend ****ed
Stranger: and im like dude, dont want to hear bout it
Stranger: unless you're talking about me entering the back door.
You: oh man, can i have his # i wanna hear about it
Stranger: **** man
Stranger: lemme get mah phone
You: LOL
You: text foot to *** *** **** while you're at it
Stranger: 206-356-6187
Stranger: tell him how good kendra sucks.
You: LOL
Stranger: he'll get pissssssed
Stranger: oh and post that **** on /b/ if you want.

Eman6969 03-31-2009 04:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello dear
You: please dont leave i scared
Stranger: ?
You: i lonely
Stranger: oh, drama
You: yeah i just found out my 9 year old son is a shemale
Stranger: I am with my cat
You: thats cute
You: i wish i had a cat
You: i got a crappy dog named rufus
Stranger: it is better than a dog
Stranger: :-)
You: yeah no ****
You: i wanna trade my dog for your cat deal?
Stranger: rufus is a nice name
You: ty
You: i named it after the guy who raped me
Stranger: ?
You: oh its a long story
You: when i was 12 i went to this party and the kids dad raped me and one of my friends
Stranger: did you had a special life? my life it is extremely ordinary
You: yeah it was something special alright
Stranger: it sounds like a script for a movie... are you an author?
You: well i try to be

Low Key 03-31-2009 04:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Durendal (Post 9691732)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: heres my pic
You:
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……..,'::::::::::,~'': : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : '-|
……..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''ŻŻ''-„: : : : :\
……..|:::::::: : : : : : : : : _„„--~'''''~-„: : : : '|
……..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_„„-: : : : : : : : ~--„_: |'
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A+ would buy from again!

Stoneflip 03-31-2009 04:05 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19/m/seattle
You: orly
You: u know dids?
Stranger: ****in' a
You: y so serious
Stranger: i'm a hard-ass
Stranger: BOOYA
You: wat do u do in seattle waych rain
Stranger: i keep my pimp hand strong and full of resolve
Stranger: ....AND watch the rain
You: if you r a pimp y u on the interwebz?
Stranger: i'm an upper-class pimp
Stranger: with intranet access
You: oh so can you send me hoes to detroit?
Stranger: no wai
Stranger: detroit has too many black people
You: y not?
You: sewattle has too many heroin junkies imo
Stranger: those blacks be stealing my womens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Whale on the Rail 03-31-2009 04:07 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: o hai der
Stranger: you from cali by chance?
You: no u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
You: hello?
You: HEY!!!!
Stranger: hello how are u
You: wat?
Stranger: where u from
You: stop asking so many questions
You have disconnected.

-chopper- 03-31-2009 04:07 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: sky
You: down?
Stranger: hard wood floor
You: kewl?
Stranger: what're you up to?
You: work... aparantly
You: u?
Stranger: well that's no fun, what time is it where you're at?
You: 10
Stranger: about to hit the sack.
Stranger: where you from?
You: uk
You: why u gonna hit the sack?
Stranger: ahhh, I see.
You: was it naughty?
Stranger: cause it's 3am here.
You: kick the **** outa that sack 4 me
You: laterz
You have disconnected.

allinontheturn 03-31-2009 04:07 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: lo
You: oh hai der
Stranger: ENGLISH?
You: ya
Stranger: ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT ******?
You: no u
You: say what one more time mother ****er!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you got it

Eman6969 03-31-2009 04:10 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello dear
You: please dont leave i scared
Stranger: ?
You: i lonely
Stranger: oh, drama
You: yeah i just found out my 9 year old son is a shemale
Stranger: I am with my cat
You: thats cute
You: i wish i had a cat
You: i got a crappy dog named rufus
Stranger: it is better than a dog
Stranger: :-)
You: yeah no ****
You: i wanna trade my dog for your cat deal?
Stranger: rufus is a nice name
You: ty
You: i named it after the guy who raped me
Stranger: ?
You: oh its a long story
You: when i was 12 i went to this party and the kids dad raped me and one of my friends
Stranger: did you had a special life? my life it is extremely ordinary
You: yeah it was something special alright
Stranger: it sounds like a script for a movie... are you an author?
You: well i try to be
Stranger: ;-)
You: do you want excitement in your life?
Stranger: now I really need to know from where are you
Stranger: (no, I don't want)
You: do you find yourself to be safe in your house..are you a hermit?
Stranger: yes, something like an heremit
You: you have aim?
Stranger: an heremit with a family
Stranger: my english is not so good to understand YOU HAVE ANA AIM
You: aol instant messenger
Stranger: oh, understood
Stranger: no, I haven't
You: how old are you?
Stranger: but it is very nice to stay here...
Stranger: for me it is completely new
Stranger: 39 and you?
You: i am in america..you?
Stranger: (but you have an unresponded question about where do you live)
Stranger: (America is very big)
Stranger: I'm in Europe
You: nice male or female?
Stranger: Male
You: so you are married?
Stranger: yes and you?
You: i am male
Stranger: (you did not told me how od are you)
You: i am 33
Stranger: male, 33, american...
You: yes
Stranger: are you married?
Stranger: or do you have a partner?
You: i have a partner
Stranger: (I can't live without someone in my life)
You: we adopted a kid from africa..8 years ago
Stranger: and what you are searching for when you chat with a stranger?
Stranger: naaaaaaaaaa... you are great!!!
You: just ya know some fun talk
You: tell me about your life
Stranger: I saw the link to this chat and I found it very funny
You: how is it in europe
You: yeah its like speed dating
You: you know speed dating?
Stranger: yes, but I am an heremit and I love my wife, so when I'm searching for something exciting I only use my hand and a chat...
You: you watch the pornos?
Stranger: yes I know, but I don't like it
Stranger: yes a litle bit of youporn or a chat
You: whats your favorite type of porno
Stranger: I like mature woman
Stranger: or 2 woman
You: do you like hairy bushes
Stranger: and I also like to see blowjobs - but not violent ones
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes, me too I like them
Stranger: I don't like completely naked pussy
You: yeah nothing better than being neck deep in hairy vaginas
Stranger: what is the meaning of BEING NECK?
Stranger: In my real life I was bisexual (nobody know it, but you are a stranger)
You: it means im deep in the hairy bush
Stranger: but in porno I like woman
You: have you ever sucked a penis?
Stranger: yes, deep hairy bush
Stranger: yes I sucked
Stranger: but there is a problem with men
Stranger: they want to be REAL MEN
You: whats wrong with that
Stranger: so they take your head with a hand and pull it...
You: you dont like it rough?
Stranger: if you are not familiar with a strong penis in your mouth, if someone
Stranger: takes your head and pull it
Stranger: you have a penis pushing in your throat
Stranger: and you risk to vomit

Low Key 03-31-2009 04:11 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: b4l?
Stranger: B4l.
You: woo!

2incher 03-31-2009 04:15 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kevroc 03-31-2009 04:16 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Risk to vomit.

ridiculeeeeeeeeeee

vaffanculo!!!!!!

-chopper- 03-31-2009 04:17 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: b4l?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: b4l?
You: yup
Stranger: nice
You: u?
Stranger: IRz 2 B U
You: kewl?
Stranger: no not yet
You: nice
Stranger: me later
You: k
Stranger: and my mum as well
Stranger: U?
You: wtf
You: u n ur mum
Stranger: y
You: n me?
Stranger: no wtf
Stranger: iew
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Stranger: perv
You have disconnected.

Kevroc 03-31-2009 04:17 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2incher (Post 9692016)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

damn bs sensors.. they get you everytime.

rmthawk64 03-31-2009 04:17 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wanna ****?
Stranger: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LirvA 03-31-2009 04:18 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
blah that sucks.

Vintage00 03-31-2009 04:18 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
i haven't found a 4l'er yet sad face

Birthdayflan 03-31-2009 04:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
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Eman6969 03-31-2009 04:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello dear
You: please dont leave i scared
Stranger: ?
You: i lonely
Stranger: oh, drama
You: yeah i just found out my 9 year old son is a shemale
Stranger: I am with my cat
You: thats cute
You: i wish i had a cat
You: i got a crappy dog named rufus
Stranger: it is better than a dog
Stranger: :-)
You: yeah no ****
You: i wanna trade my dog for your cat deal?
Stranger: rufus is a nice name
You: ty
You: i named it after the guy who raped me
Stranger: ?
You: oh its a long story
You: when i was 12 i went to this party and the kids dad raped me and one of my friends
Stranger: did you had a special life? my life it is extremely ordinary
You: yeah it was something special alright
Stranger: it sounds like a script for a movie... are you an author?
You: well i try to be
Stranger: ;-)
You: do you want excitement in your life?
Stranger: now I really need to know from where are you
Stranger: (no, I don't want)
You: do you find yourself to be safe in your house..are you a hermit?
Stranger: yes, something like an heremit
You: you have aim?
Stranger: an heremit with a family
Stranger: my english is not so good to understand YOU HAVE ANA AIM
You: aol instant messenger
Stranger: oh, understood
Stranger: no, I haven't
You: how old are you?
Stranger: but it is very nice to stay here...
Stranger: for me it is completely new
Stranger: 39 and you?
You: i am in america..you?
Stranger: (but you have an unresponded question about where do you live)
Stranger: (America is very big)
Stranger: I'm in Europe
You: nice male or female?
Stranger: Male
You: so you are married?
Stranger: yes and you?
You: i am male
Stranger: (you did not told me how od are you)
You: i am 33
Stranger: male, 33, american...
You: yes
Stranger: are you married?
Stranger: or do you have a partner?
You: i have a partner
Stranger: (I can't live without someone in my life)
You: we adopted a kid from africa..8 years ago
Stranger: and what you are searching for when you chat with a stranger?
Stranger: naaaaaaaaaa... you are great!!!
You: just ya know some fun talk
You: tell me about your life
Stranger: I saw the link to this chat and I found it very funny
You: how is it in europe
You: yeah its like speed dating
You: you know speed dating?
Stranger: yes, but I am an heremit and I love my wife, so when I'm searching for something exciting I only use my hand and a chat...
You: you watch the pornos?
Stranger: yes I know, but I don't like it
Stranger: yes a litle bit of youporn or a chat
You: whats your favorite type of porno
Stranger: I like mature woman
Stranger: or 2 woman
You: do you like hairy bushes
Stranger: and I also like to see blowjobs - but not violent ones
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes, me too I like them
Stranger: I don't like completely naked pussy
You: yeah nothing better than being neck deep in hairy vaginas
Stranger: what is the meaning of BEING NECK?
Stranger: In my real life I was bisexual (nobody know it, but you are a stranger)
You: it means im deep in the hairy bush
Stranger: but in porno I like woman
You: have you ever sucked a penis?
Stranger: yes, deep hairy bush
Stranger: yes I sucked
Stranger: but there is a problem with men
Stranger: they want to be REAL MEN
You: whats wrong with that
Stranger: so they take your head with a hand and pull it...
You: you dont like it rough?
Stranger: if you are not familiar with a strong penis in your mouth, if someone
Stranger: takes your head and pull it
Stranger: you have a penis pushing in your throat
Stranger: and you risk to vomit
Stranger: I like to lick it, not to have it in my throat
You: what does it taste like
Stranger: I like to lick the balls (also to suck them) and to lick penis
You: what does the penis taste like to you
Stranger: I only sucked penis that smell well, so they don't taste too much
You: you should suck a smelly dirty penis that hasnt showered in 3 weeks
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: ahah ah
Stranger: no, I really don't like it!
You: heh ya never know
You: if i came in your town would you give me a courtesy blow job?
Stranger: but really I prefer other things than suck it
Stranger: I really like to take it in my hand
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: You are a crazy guy... no blowjobs...
You: what about anal
Stranger: anal it is difficult... because I encountered only VERY BIG PENIS and they cna't enter in my ass
Stranger: I tried
Stranger: but I was able to take only a chinese penis
You: it cant enter? why not
Stranger: it was long but... not large
Stranger: I tried, but I am able to enter objects... penis is difficult...
Stranger: don't ask me why, but I was not able to do it
You: how long were the penis'
Stranger: oh, don't know... the chinese one you mean?
Stranger: it was a small penis...
Stranger: the most important thing is that it was the contrary of LARGE
You: so has a guy ever exploded in your anus?
Stranger: but it was long enough to take it in my ass
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: it is a thing
Stranger: that I'll like very much
You: so you like for me to explode in your anus?
Stranger: (also to have my mouth filled)
Stranger: but no: everytime with condom
Stranger: your penis in my anus?
You: yeah
Stranger: it will be nice... but only if it is not too big
You: so its okay for me to explode in it?
Stranger: ok, for you an exception: I wil suck your penis and when you are very strong I take it in my anus
You: sounds good man
You: wait what about the wife
Stranger: Do you know what I really like?
You: no what
Stranger: To take the penis in my mouth when it is not hard: before it comes hard.
Stranger: To taste it like a chewing gum (ok, not the same...)
Stranger: :-)
You: nice
You: your wife wont mind us ****in
Stranger: but it is impossible to do it long, because when I play with my tongue it comes strong in seconds
Stranger: my wife don't knows anything about my past
You: oh okay

-chopper- 03-31-2009 04:24 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hi
Stranger: ring ring ring ring
Stranger: BANANA PHONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kevroc 03-31-2009 04:25 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
yo, eman.. you are headed for this territory...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...1997-a-240091/

Low Key 03-31-2009 04:31 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc (Post 9692126)
yo, eman.. you are headed for this territory...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...1997-a-240091/

Such a good thread.

I'd be worried it was some psycho who wanted to bite a wang off and leave me for dead..

Kevroc 03-31-2009 04:35 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key (Post 9692173)
Such a good thread.

I'd be worried it was some psycho who wanted to bite a wang off and leave me for dead..

That's why I only use the glory holes at the adult homes.

Pcallinallin 03-31-2009 04:36 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Stranger: hi
You: O HAI DER
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u a guy?
You: DO you know Ryal Beal
Stranger: no
Stranger: u a guy?
You: I have a schlong
Stranger: cool
You: U?
Stranger: me too
You: YGOS?
Stranger: ygos? wat does dat mean?
You: WAT?
You: YGOS?
Stranger: can u send me ur picture?
You: ZOMG YAGOS?
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: can u speak in english?
Stranger: plz
You: you know mayo then
Stranger: wat
You: You have to know mayo
Stranger: no
You: David Mayo
Stranger: i dunno
You: From Kentucky
Stranger: who is that
You: Hes gay too
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: hey, im not gay!
You: WAT
You: ORLY?
Stranger: im a normal gay who just likes to have sex with other guys!
Stranger: guy
Stranger: oops
You: Cause you seemed like you were into Guys like mayo is
Stranger: no
Stranger: not in that way
You: [x] Standard gay
[ ] Flaming gay
Stranger: i just like to have man sausage up my chute
Stranger: thats not gay
You: You should look up Mayo IMO
Stranger: its normal guy behavior
Stranger: u dunno?
Stranger: ever heard about emo?
You: Mayo? I know Mayo. You sould like you should get to know him too
Stranger: all kids nowadays are emo
Stranger: and emo dudes all do each other
You: Crybabies
Stranger: so its fashionable right now
Stranger: its lame to go out with girls
Stranger: at least in my school
You: ZOMG how old are you?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: why?
You: ZOMG gg kid.
Stranger: wat
You: GL WITH THE AIDS
Mayo, your IN bro

-chopper- 03-31-2009 04:38 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
wtf:
You: where u from?
Stranger: america
You: sorry
Stranger: i know
Stranger: we have a ****** as our leader
Stranger: better than a woman though, yeah?
You have disconnected.


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