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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

When I go on Omegle.com, it just says, "Welcome to nginx!"

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Originally Posted by ThomasJackuel (Post 9781447)

When I go on Omegle.com, it just says, "Welcome to nginx!"

nginx?

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 21/f/dc
Stranger: you?
You: cool dc
You: = usa?
Stranger: yep
You: nice must be early?
Stranger: 9:40am
You: im 21 m australia
Stranger: wow, very nice
Stranger: wicked far away
You: lol i know
Stranger: what time is it for you
You: i want to go to the usa sooooo bad
You: 11.30pm
Stranger: wow, youre almost into tomorrow
Stranger: that is so weird
Stranger: lol
You: will be doing a road trip next year
You: across the US
Stranger: you should, that would be a very fun trip
You: yeah, we live in the future
Stranger: haha
You: what do you do for fun?
You: in DC
You: shopping!!!!!!?
Stranger: go to clubs or bars, go shopping, visit the monuments when its nice out, i miss going to the beach, i usually do that all the time
Stranger: lol yes go shopping
You: nice
You: well come to australia and you can go to the beach all year round
Stranger: i just got my tax return back so i bought a whole bunch of stuff for my apartment
Stranger: that would be fantastic
You: nice
You: live with anyone?
Stranger: you have all those deadly animals and spiders and stuff there though lol
Stranger: yea, 1 roomate
You: and i will teach you to surf
You: lol
Stranger: lol i know how to surf, but im veryyyyyyyyy rusty
You: haha like koalas
You: too top heavy imo
You: lol
Stranger: haha i am too top heavy?
You: maybe
Stranger: i thought thats what you were saying
You: tell me a secret
You: lol
You: anything
Stranger: lol.....hmmm i have a freckle in my eye
You: you wouldnt tell someone in real life
Stranger: lol
You: wow
You: not possible
Stranger: very possible
You: cool
Stranger: lol what about you?
You: ummmm
Stranger: brb while you think of it i have to go fax something
You: well like a week ago i peed the bed with a girl in it
You: lol GL
You: i was drunk lol
You: and i got pee all over her
You: it was very embarrasing
You: embarrassing
Stranger: wow....lol
Stranger: im sorry...that sucks
You: sucks
You: didnt see her again
You: lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: haha i wonder why
You: its a good story at leaast
Stranger: i cant say id see a guy again that peed on me
Stranger: very good story to tell
You: yeah
Stranger: good one for parties
Stranger: im sure it will get you all the ladies lol
You: ive only told you so far
Stranger: i feel special
You: yeah it will be my pickup line
Stranger: haha...he, wanna get peed on later?
Stranger: hey*
You: lol
You: hahaha
You: will work for sure
Stranger: i'd totally go for it
You: i think your secret sucked
Stranger: lol thanks
You: compaired to mine
Stranger: it did
Stranger: ok...something no one else knows.....
You: im a stranger, you should tell me everything
You: im trustworthy
You: ;p
Stranger: one day at work i bought vibrating panties and wore them the entire 8 hours at work
Stranger: lol
You: wow sick
You: did you cum while talking to someone?
Stranger: lol, and no one knows about that, but you now
Stranger: lol almost
You: cool
Stranger: i came right after i got off the phone
You: you are awsome
You: haha
You: that would have been a fun call
Stranger: it is very hard to keep a straight face....because at one point i had a client in my office and i bumped the controller and it went on high
You: bahahaha
You: thats sooo cool
Stranger: i was like..."i have a meeting in 5 minutes i need to prepare for so im going to have to cut this short, sorry"
You: i alwaysed wanted to get that remote controlled egg
Stranger: otherwise i would have came with them right in the office
Stranger: egg?
You: lol i wonder what would have happened after that
You: like a small viberating egg
You: that you shove up your partner
Stranger: it was a young guy too and he was kinda cute....it would have been so awkward
Stranger: gotchya
You: and you have the controll
Stranger: it would be fun for someone else to have the control
You: so you go to dinner or sumthing
You: and just switch it on whenever
Stranger: lol
You: i should get one
Stranger: you should
You: for next time i have a GF
You: did you ever use them again?
Stranger: lol how weird would it be if like the controls could work all the way around the world
You: bahahaha
Stranger: i lost them in my move to DC lol
You: just wire it up to a cell phone
Stranger: i plan on buying new ones...i know that would be so great lol
You: i bet your mom found them
Stranger: omg id die
You: im telling her!
Stranger: lol dont you dare
Stranger: or i wont let you have the controller
You: what are you doing for the rest of the day?
You: ooooo
You: give me!
Stranger: just working and trying to not die of boredom
You: good plan
Stranger: i thought so
You: that would be wicked
Stranger: lol yea
You: im eating a whole box of tim tams
You: lol
You: so good
Stranger: what are those?
You: what!
You: outragous!
Stranger: lol
You: the best
You: i have a fast metabolisim so i can eat anything!
Stranger: lol well arent you lucky
You: yup
Stranger: what are they though, like chips?
You: its the best
Stranger: lol that tells me nothing
You: chocolate biscuits
You: im not going to america anymore
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im sure you can bring them here
You: i think you should have a pair of viberating panties on while you talk to me
Stranger: we have plenty of chocolate cookies that are great here
Stranger: i wish i had a pair on right now
You: that would be cool
Stranger: it would make the morning a lot more interesting
You: it makes geat conversation
Stranger: lol yep
You: the concept wouldnt work on guys
You: we get nothing
Stranger: yea, that sucks for you lol
You: did you freak out when you lost them
You: like, who the hell has them?
Stranger: yea, they were like 75 bucks
You: ouch
Stranger: idk...i lost them in transit somehow
You: lol
You: are you blond?
You: you sound like it
You: JK
You: :)
Stranger: they were really good though, they had like 2 parts, one went on your clit and there was a little vibrator with them too
Stranger: lol im a brunette
You: cool
You: who desigines these things?
Stranger: geniuses
Stranger: lol
You: sex toy engineer
You: have you ever had a threesum?
Stranger: no, ive thought about it though
You: neither
You: its a sort of goal of mine
You: lol
Stranger: lol two girls im assuming
You: yeah
You: what about you
You: 2 guys?
You: or 2 girls
Stranger: id do it with another girl, or i think 2 guys would be hot
Stranger: id do both
You: lol
You: my ex was bi
You: but she wouldnt let me in on the action
You: gready IMO
Stranger: lol very
Stranger: im not bi....but i think girls are hot
You: yeah
Stranger: but idk if i could ever do another girl with just the two of us
Stranger: i like penis way too much
You: most girls are like that now days
You: its awsome
Stranger: lol i bet
You: do you have a BF?
Stranger: but if im in a relationship, i dont like sharing
Stranger: yea
You: cool
You: yeah its like that
Stranger: we're currently in like...limbo at the moment
You: haha
You: im having a break from relationships
You: too much stress
You: but its not going great for me
Stranger: because he got wasted saturday night, like beligerant and i had to chase after him down the street in DC at 3am....rediculous and he was yelling at me and flipping out.....and we havent talked about it yet and hes been acting weird
You: as in im not getting too much pussy
Stranger: so who the **** knows whats going on
Stranger: lol i caught on to that
You: sucks
You: lol thanks
You: yeah i hate it when they ring you at 2am
Stranger: its not fun
Stranger: well he lives like 2 blocks from me
Stranger: so it kinda sucks cuz he is alwayssssssssssss around
You: yeah that would be awaquard
You: awquard
Stranger: yea...hey brb for like 2 minutes
You: cool
Stranger: kk sorry
You: success?
Stranger: lol...yea
You: what were u up to
Stranger: i went to the bathroom and had to make a phone call
You: fun times
Stranger: omg you have no idea....
You: lol
You: describe you appearance to me
You: haha
Stranger: im 5'8
You: cool
Stranger: 140lbs...36c....athletic.....long brown hair, green eyes
You: wow thats amazing
Stranger: lol why
You: lucky BF
You: thats like the ultamate stats
Stranger: haha thank you
Stranger: what about you?
You: 6'2
You: 85kgs
You: brown hair
You: brown eyes
You: i just lost my tan
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i hate being pale
You: yeah
Stranger: im italian...we look funny when we arent tan
You: lol im 1/4 italian
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: btw.....i love 6'2....tall boys are the best
Stranger: my bf is only 5'10
You: lol win
You: looser
Stranger: lol
You: i will beat him
You: nah im sure he nice
You: hes
Stranger: lol he can be
Stranger: he's a very good bf but when he messes up he messes up big time
You: like a pet dog
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha....yea i guess so
You: you should send me a pic imo
You: ..........
Stranger: lol im trying to get into my pictures to send it to you
You: sweet
Stranger: do you have an email
You: yep
Stranger: lol.....well what is it
You: XXXXXX@XXX.com
You: im excited
Stranger: sent
You: sweet
You: come on internet
Stranger: lol
You: this is the funnist omegle chat ive had
You: lol
Stranger: lol why is that?
You: well im getting pitchers
You: and we talker about your sexy panties
You: talked
Stranger: and 3somes
Stranger: and you peeing on a girl
Stranger: lol
You: oh yeah
You: dont forget 3sums
Stranger: lol i wouldnt
You: ive got it
You: ive got it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
You: wow i can tell your itilian, your very sexy
You: italian
Stranger: thank you
You: nice smile
You: :)
Stranger: thank you very much
You: stupid BF imo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well do i get anything from you in return? ;)
You: ok
You: let me see
You: http://i237.photobucket.com/xxxxxxxx...xxxxxxxxxx.jpg
You: http://i237.photobucket.com/xxxxxxxx...xxxxxxxxxx.jpg
You: :) be nice now
Stranger: stupid bf indeed....and you have a cute accent....
You: lol
You: they are like a year old
Stranger: lol well unless you were in some type of severe accident that completely altered your body....id still say you are quite handsome
You: thankyou :)
You: i try
You: bahaha
You: you have wicked hair!
Stranger: i have a friend from australia he joined the marine corps....i could listen to him talk for days
Stranger: lol..thank you
You: lol
You: i need to come to america so my accent gets more respect
Stranger: lol i promise you it would over here
You: sweet
You: im off
Stranger: ok
You: i have your email now
You: lol
Stranger: well it was nice talking to you
Stranger: feel free to email me whenever
You: i may stalk you later
Stranger: lol i may like it
You: cool
You: nite cutie ;)
You: x

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Ban ^^^

This thread should not have been brought back to life.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: delete
Stranger: restore
Stranger: open
Stranger: edit
Stranger: save
You: quit
Stranger: rename
You: exit
You: copy
You: paste
Stranger: disconnect
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Multitabling omegle FAIL:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hai
You: hai
You: are you multitabling?
Stranger: 192031928490qwd09avsfdj12ioiowdjfa98uweasd
You: wow im talking to myself
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: hai
Stranger: hai
Stranger: are you multitabling?
You: 192031928490qwd09avsfdj12ioiowdjfa98uweasd
Stranger: wow im talking to myself
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

This is so fun/addicting. I just spent about 5hrs on this thing nonstop.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: you german?
Stranger: no
You: italian?
Stranger: no
You: bye
Stranger: salo

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yep =) do u? :
You: do you like to put them in your mouth?
Stranger: it tastes great=)
You: what are you, a gay fish?
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You: hi

Stranger: heil

You: what is the square root of PI ?

Stranger: wtf<?

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Stranger: hello

You: ctrl v

You: escape

Stranger: Asl?

You: escape

You: escape

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Stranger: hi, from?

You: BBV4L

Stranger: omg

You: no u

Stranger: no u

You: no u

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM8jDMyPTE8

Stranger: no u

You: no u

Stranger: GIRUGAMESH

You: GRIMSTARRRRR

Stranger: THE GAME

You: 50ct

Stranger: ****

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Stranger: heya
You: Hello
Stranger: yoyoy
You: Indeed
Stranger: first impression do u think im Intense?
You: lol
You: heya and yoyoy are very intense
Stranger: i no
You: You are the most intense person in the history of the internet imo

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You: dont be afraid to care
You: leave
You: dont leave me
You: look around
Stranger: look around
You: choose your own ground
Stranger: pink floyd
Stranger: :)
You: douche

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: holaa
You: WHO YOU CALLING A PSYCHO!?
Stranger: lol poop
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

Stop posting the pedobears. I guess only 4ls on there tonite.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeii
You: hooooooo
You: hi
You: how are you
You: i have to poop, brb
Stranger: omg .
You: omg you watited? lol
You: i didn't really poop, i had a cig
Stranger: Iell
You: wat
Stranger: holland ?

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello! You are chatting with Technical Support. How may I help you?
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: what did I do wrong?
You: Herassing People
Stranger: how so?
You: Asking lewd questions, we would like you to stop please.
Stranger: I didn't do that!
Stranger: It must have been someone else
You: I have recieved two reports that you were herassing people and asking then lewd questions, we do not tolerate that here.
Stranger: ok...what will happen if i get more reports?
You: Your IP will be blocked.
Stranger: Epic win! you are a cocknosed, Bull******ed sissyboy with an arse for a face
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: block me you ****!
You: IP Banned
Stranger: Im still here aint I?
Stranger: I think you are just a scheeming con-artist
Stranger: Omegle doesn't have a support line! it's not even monitored!
Stranger: I can say whatever I want!
You: and you fell for it! dumfuk rofl
Stranger: uhm...I just played along to rub it in your face!
Stranger: moron!
You: bs
You: you got punked!
Stranger: and you're a dick
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: hows it going
You: I am Mr. Claudio Kabila
Stranger: mean
You: I'm the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001
You: Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library, I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million willed and deposited in the favor of myself and my mother who is the second wife of the late president.
Stranger: so
Stranger: your going to make me rich?
You: you can keep 20% of that money
Stranger: how much is that
You: all I need is your bankinformation
Stranger: how much is 20%
You: $7.4 mil
You: i put in a calculator on top of that
Stranger: so what happens when i give you bank details?
You: you get the $37 mil and you can keep 20%
Stranger: all i have to do is give you bank details?
You: easy, isn't it?
Stranger: very, i feel guilty doing this
Stranger: cant i give you something in return?
You: why?
Stranger: can i give you something in return for your generous offer?
You: i want candy!

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

it always hurts my feelings when they hang up on me.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where do u from
You: i do from the marvelous land of america
You: how do you from?
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