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MF Jeff 03-30-2009 11:00 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00 (Post 9686869)
Stranger: hi there
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: I got my elephant underwear on
You: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: take your robe off sunshine
Stranger: U fail at life
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
Stranger: I cast lvl 5 sexy time
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
Stranger: ur one these kids
Stranger: I see why ur speding all ur time on here
You: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: cuz ur a *** with no friends
Stranger: or geek
Stranger: no gf
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
Stranger: no gettin laid for u
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Stranger: lol
You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Stranger: wow...go look in the mirror ***
Stranger: ur hurting
Stranger: read wut ur writing
You: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

loled

tunaman3000 03-30-2009 11:04 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: sup bro
Stranger: this site is creepy
You: yeah
You: totally
You: but awesome
You: in a creepy way
You: like tranny porn
Stranger: if you say so

Vintage00 03-30-2009 11:04 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Going to the bar for a little bit. Should be able to provide some solid material from this site after a few drinks imo.

pelicanpoker 03-30-2009 11:05 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi hi =)
You: BBV4L amirite?
Stranger: How are you?
You: im good u?
You: do you know BBV4L?
Stranger: Epp. No =) What's BBV4L?
You: its a pedo forum where we discuss the chillen we be stealin tonite
You: you like?
Stranger: Epp! No
You: ok.. wat is EPP?
Stranger: A kind of suprised cry I guess.
You: look i dont talk to sickos okay? wtf?

nham 03-30-2009 11:10 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: I'll ask you a few questions
You: gogogo
You: i'll make my first answer blind
You: "yes"
Stranger: 1. You girlfriend wife is pregnant
It's not yours
Keep the baby?
You: FML

pelicanpoker 03-30-2009 11:10 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: ur not a hot 20 year old blonde girl are u
You: maybe ;)
You: u 45 yr old fat guy?
Stranger: 16
You: pics?
Stranger: no

FML :(

makemecool 03-30-2009 11:22 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: bye
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: NOOOO
You: did i scare you?
Stranger: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
You: OMG
Stranger: Yes
You: who r u?
Stranger: It don't matter.
Stranger: What matters
Stranger: Is that you are here
You: ok..
You: what do we do now?
Stranger: Well
You:
Stranger: We go our seperate ways and hope that we learned from this
Stranger: Bye
You: vai
Stranger: Bye
You: poophead
Stranger: D:
You: XD
Stranger: @_@
You: o.O
Stranger: ;_;
You: :E
You: gtfo nub
Stranger: t(^_^t ) kirby flippin you off heh
You: idc
You: kirbys gay as **** anyway
Stranger: (> ^_(> T_T)> kirby butt****in you heh
You: hmm
Stranger: YOU CAUGHT AIDS
You: ur ghey
Stranger: I propose that it is you
Stranger: Who is gay
You: can u leave now?
Stranger: You first
Stranger: ****er
You: no u
You: plz
You: thx
Stranger: No
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: GO FIRST
Stranger: YOU ****ER
You: I GOT HERE FIRST
You: RETARD
Stranger: THAT'S NOT TRUE
You: UH
You: SCROLL UP
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: I CAN'T
You: UR A JOPKE
You: IMG
You: LEAVE
Stranger: YOU ARE A JOPKE
You: LOL
Stranger: You're the biggest jopke.
You: U CANT EVEN SPELL UR
Stranger: I know
Stranger: It's terrible
You: GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Stranger: Terrible like
Stranger: you
You: YOUNG DUM AND FULL OF CUM
Stranger: YOU ARE TERRIBLE
You: IM GONNA GET MY DRINK ON
You: SUCKS TO BE A KID HUH?
Stranger: OK
Stranger: GOOD
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: NO BECAUSE I CAN BUY ALCOHOL
You: SURE PAL
You: SURE
You: WHOS UR FAVORITE POKEMON?
Stranger: LISTEN INTERNET ANONYMOUS GUY
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: Venusaur
You: LOL
Stranger: grass/poison
You: GJ
Stranger: You ****ing nub
You: LOL @ POKEMON
Stranger: Pokemon is awesome you junkslut.
You: OH YEA IM SURE IT IS
You: IF UR 12
You: REMEMBER POOGS?
You: POGS
Stranger: LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW, YOU PROBABLY DON'T GET ENOUGH POCKET MONEY TO BUY IT
You: IM RICH
Stranger: Pogs are gay **** bro
You: *****
You: POGS R GHEY
You: BUT POKEMON ISNT?
Stranger: Rich in stupidity.
You: AND UR RICH IN DICK IN THE ASS
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: And it feels good
You: ew
Stranger: Colonic massage
You: plz
You: god hates you
You: GOD HATES YOU
Stranger: lol god
You: JESUS IS LOR
You: D
You: REPENT
Stranger: More like
You: AND THOU SHALL BE SAVED
Stranger: Jesus is lol
You: JESUS IS LAWL
Stranger: I CAN'T AFFORD TO REPEND
Stranger: REPENT
You: BROKE ASS *****
You: GET A JOB
Stranger: Thor is the only one
You: THOR
You: LOL @ THOR
Stranger: HIS HAMMER SHALL BASH YOUR BRAINS TO VALHALLA
You: U GOT SOME GRAPE DRANK?
You: IM THRISTY
Stranger: No man I don't like grape juice
You: WTF IS JUICE?
You: I WANT SOME GRAPE DRANK
Stranger: Or drank
Stranger: I don't like grape drank
Stranger: So I don't have any
Stranger: SO MR RICH GUY GO BUY SOME
You: I CANT
You: IM A PARAPALEGIC
Stranger: LOL
You: ROFL
Stranger: MONEY CAN"T BUY YOU A WORKING SPINE
You: LMAO
You: hey
You: :(
Stranger: Sorry =[
You: SOK
You: IIM NOT REALLY
You: WHAT I REALLY AM
You: IS SOCIOPATHIC
Stranger: DAMN YOU FOOLED ME
You: I CAN TELL
You: BAD KID
Stranger: Like every *** on the interweb
You: EVERY
You: SINGLE
You: ONE
You: :d
You: HEY IM GONNA POST THIS
Stranger: yus
You: CONVO
You: WANNA LINK?
Stranger: OK
You: K
Stranger: WHER
Stranger: you make the post
Stranger: WHERE
You: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...angers-448505/
You: ITS A THREAD FOR THIS SITE
You: WE **** WITH STRANGERS
You: LOL
Stranger: omfg u virus my computer
You: OMFG
You: ITS A VIRUS!!
Stranger: AHSDKJSLDNASD BORKENDED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-30-2009 11:24 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: be kind
Stranger: be brave
Stranger: btrue
Stranger: be you
You: be bold
You: be asian
You: be big breasted
You: be everything i want you to be
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:25 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: How may I help you today?
Stranger: Can I have free money?
You: Yeah, play poker imo

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:28 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Are you like 99% who go to this website just to spam?

You: no

Stranger: cool

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Stranger: ........

Stranger: *sigh*

Stranger: Go ahead and disconnect now like the rest of them.

You: idk how

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:38 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: also, go to https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/ its pretty awesome

-------------

Stranger: That's quite an interesting forum you have there.

You: iknow.jpg

Stranger: Hmmm, so reading that, you expected that spam thing you did earlier to divert me, then you would just post the results on that website?

You: sick life, I know

nham 03-30-2009 11:39 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Hi hottie
Stranger: <3
You: hi
You: can i post nudes now?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: [i post tinyurl to meatspin]
You: you like flo rida?

StaggerLee 03-30-2009 11:42 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by StepBangin (Post 9687507)
You: idk how

That made me laugh a lot

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:46 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: I bet if I was really trying to, I could get the post count you have right now in less then 3 months.

You: prop bet?

thrasher789 03-30-2009 11:47 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup cutie
Stranger: want 2 get busy?
You: sure
You: I pull out my stapler
Stranger: how big ur ****
You: my ****?
You: i thought
Stranger: wat
You: oh, like sex busy, I thought you wanted to get busy like in an office
You: ok ummmm
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i say farm busy
Stranger: i talk rooster
You: I put on my hiking boots
Stranger: ok
You: and my wizards cape
Stranger: i take rake
You: and we head out to the cow fields
Stranger: we go for poop collect
You: what % rake?
You: is this on ftp or stars?
Stranger: stars
Stranger: full house ok?
You: ok,
Stranger: you lose
You: i pull out my dealer chip
You: and shuffle up
You: you are dealt Kc5s
Stranger: i accidently the whole poker
You: my cards are * *
You: I go allin
Stranger: call
You: ****
Stranger: you bluff
You: you called my bluff
You: ****
You: yea
You: i have 2s7c
You: flop comes KhKd2d
Stranger: i win
You: wow wtf terrible flop
Stranger: you send money
Stranger: dont do it
You: turn: 2h
You: zomg zomg
Stranger: i will kill you
Stranger: dont do it
You: river:
You: river
Stranger: no
Stranger: stop
You: riverrrrr
Stranger: dont do it
You: 4s
You: :(
You: fml
You: so close
Stranger: good try
You: yeah ok
You: i rebuy and put on my hellmuth shades
Stranger: ill get my laak hoodie
You: you are dealt QQ
Stranger: its on keed
You: yes yes, you'll need it for this hand
You: and aviators ldo
Stranger: ok
You: I lower my hellmuth shades and am Dealt AQ
Stranger: I raise 4x BB
You: ok ok, i threebet to 13.5bb
Stranger: All in
You: WTF
You: YOU CAN"T EVEN SPELL POKER
You: but I fist pump snap call so quick I shove all the chips onto the floor on accident
Stranger: Your old school tactics are for pussies, Hellmuth
You: and when I see you have AA I berate you for 5 min
You: you shouldn't have shoved you donk omg
You: we had 1000bb eff stacks
Stranger: Go home
Stranger: Thanks for the chips
You: geez I run bad
Stranger: Its ok
You: I go home
You: log onto 2p2
Stranger: Have you met my GF?
You: and snap open bbv
You: naw, she hot?
Stranger: Smokin
You: oh dude no doubt
You: yeah i met her actually
You: she was pretty hot
Stranger: She likes it up the backdoor, if you catch my drift
You: browntown
You: i feel ya
Stranger: I'm talking about recieving through the loading bay dock
You: I didn't piihp when i met her but I could see it
You: oh yeah dude no doubt, she clean up first?
Stranger: I'm talking about anal sex, straight up in the ass. You get me?
You: or do you just two girls one cup that ****
Stranger: She likes it smelly
You: oh word, I thought you were talking about delivery business
You: but anal sex makes sense too
You: ass to mouth?
Stranger: She likes to sniff it afterwards
Stranger: Ass to throat
You: nice, you should be careful not to get a urinary tract infection though
You: yeah, my ladies like ass to uvula
You: so I feel ya
Stranger: She gets pink eye a lot though
You: i can imagine
Stranger: She cant resist a good poke
Stranger: She has to wear shades all the time
You: damn, brutal
Stranger: It's getting embarrassing
You: i would imagine
You: you ever multi table omegle?
Stranger: No
Stranger: wtfs
You: i'm thinking bout firing up a big 12 table stranger chat session
Stranger: Its possible?
Stranger: Wow
You: but I think my winrate will drop
Stranger: Pro
Stranger: Whats your ROI?
You: fees told me to limit my tables to get better
You: meh it's kinda bad right now
You: 777%
You: 've heard at super turbo chats
Stranger: Thats not bad
You: 1k+ roi's are possible
You: yeah, doubt its sustainable though
Stranger: I wouldnt do that
You: my stats are like
You: 33/21
You: 33 sent messages
You: to 21 recieved
Stranger: I would ****ed a dog
You: it's probably not optimal
You: nice, bbv will enjoy
You: please tell me you got this link from bbv
You: or did I really just get a stranger that knows about poker
Stranger: Whats bbv?
You: either way I can't believe you had aces
You: still tilting
Stranger: You just got lucky lol
You: ****in weird
Stranger: Dont tilt
Stranger: Its bad
Stranger: Mmmkay?
You: I'l try not to
You: no doubt
You: I'm out, peace
Stranger: Peace

nham 03-30-2009 11:49 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: want me to crash your computer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nham 03-30-2009 11:52 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
fml i give up:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: god?
You: Welcome to Omegle, how can I please you?
You: know what i said to the last person?
Stranger: hanfjob?
You: i said "hi, want me to crash your computer?"
Stranger: *handjob
You: and they immediately disconnected
You: i was gonna do this:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:52 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
lol at thrasher's

StepBangin 03-30-2009 11:57 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Isn't Texas Hold Em

Stranger: just a game where as long as you don't get cocky and bet too much you really can never lost?

IsaidTOPTOP 03-30-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: greetings
Stranger: im busy
You: i bet you are
Stranger: who would hav thoguht
You: not i
Stranger: surely
Stranger: well
Stranger: i dont know asbout you
Stranger: but i sont like to have my time watsed
Stranger: and im about to wast yours
Stranger: but the outcomes coul;d outweigh the shortcomming so well its your gamble
You: and how will you waste my time/
Stranger: im trying to find some music i mnight find it soon or n otso fats... i dont know
You: so are we gonna cyber or what?
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nham 03-30-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
wow i'm good
http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/t...eenShot009.png

StepBangin 03-31-2009 12:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo (Post 9686521)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GLR!
You: GFY
You have disconnected.

lol i just had this same guy talk to me

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 12:06 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nham (Post 9688188)

that's happened to me a couple times hahaha

Suede2 03-31-2009 12:08 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: howdy
You: How are you?
You: Who says howdy in this day and age anyway?
Stranger: OK. Do you run into a bunch of people who say "Is it happening?"
You: No often no..
You: It's usually girls saying"stop touching me" and "don't put it there"
Stranger: I don't think those are really girls
You: The the judge tells me about the newest restraining order.. To be honest it gets a little repetitive
You: They are.. Although they do have big hands
You: and are taller than me
You: and stubble
You: They were lying weren't they?
Stranger: Right
You: So...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 12:17 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi my name is mark and im a registered sex offender
You: the court requires me to disclose that to you before we begin our conversation
You: please respond
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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