Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: you are a freak and a very weird dude
Stranger: yess
Stranger: why are you talking to a freak

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

I've been spamming links to this thread, is that a good idea?

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: hi
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You: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...05/index1.html
Stranger: aww thats so cute
You: see more cuteness in that thread

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: up or down
Stranger: Hello there
Stranger: huh?
You: up or down
You: up or down
You: up or down
Stranger: up motha ****a
You: left or right
Stranger: up up up
You: left or right
Stranger: left mutha bitch
You: moon or sun
Stranger: sun
You: straight guy or gay guy
Stranger: straight
You: lol youre gay DUCY
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hiyo
Stranger: i have a penis
You: Don't we all
You: Wait, what
Stranger: ****
Stranger: wat?
You: lolwut?
Stranger: i have a penis
You: villagros does too
Stranger: awww
Stranger: does he?
Stranger: poor man
You: It's shaped like melting ice cream cone
Stranger: wow, thats a thing that i really would like to see
Stranger: and get a hold of... if u know what i mean
Stranger: .,.
You: I don't
Stranger: yeah me 2 actually
You: Demonstrate on webcam
Stranger: ur not very funny guy
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: america?
You: I'm from the dark united states
Stranger: from the dull town of the hood?
You: More like the ivory coast of Connecticut
Stranger: you should put more effort into your lies
You: I go to UConn
Stranger: your new name is lie lies for tiny eyes
Stranger: do u have tiny eyes?
You: I want to be called Spaghetti
You: I have light blue eyes
Stranger: they ought to be tiny tiny ones
You: Why so?
Stranger: how does it feel to know a man could bash you at any moment and you couldnt do ****
You: Fine
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: because they ****en are
Stranger: u are a very confusing guy to talk to
Stranger: get ur lies right
Stranger: u tiny eyed woman
You: What does that even mean?
You: Are you ****ing HIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
You: I do live in CT, by the bye
You: It's great
Stranger: yes i love lies
You: Maybe your grandchildren will get to see it one day
Stranger: lies lies for tiny eyes
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: maybe my grandchildern should just die and burn
Stranger: canada!!!!
You: What part?
Stranger: middle part
Stranger: centre
Stranger: near a river
You: The torso, as it were
Stranger: yeah baby cheeks
Stranger: tiny eyes
You: So, what did I lie about?
Stranger: everything really
Stranger: ur life is a lie
You: Perhaps all our lives are lies
You: Let us sit and ponder
Stranger: yeah ok
Stranger: lets
Stranger: so why the **** u on this site?
You: To meet some idiots
Stranger: i just have a cone by my side
Stranger: with nice weeed
You: smoked some purple haze a few days ago
You: **** fugged me up
Stranger: why
Stranger: i get good **** not liek the lies that u get
You: I took a huge pull and choked on it
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: hope u cleaned up afterwards
Stranger: i would hate to be ur mother and cleaned that **** up
You: Well, I wouldn't want to get pregnant
Stranger: very true
You: Nope, that's a lie
You: I would love to get pregnant
You: So i could get a third trimester abortion
You: Think on that.
You have disconnected.

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You: chicken or beef
Stranger: VASCO !
You: unacceptable answer
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The egg is in the nest
You: excellent
You: operation is a go
Stranger: Do you have the microfilm
You: it's on it's way to the target right now
Stranger: did you receive the new orders
You: i have been briefed
You: the captain wants us to get back as soon as possible
Stranger: the captain is dead
You: what?!!?
Stranger: and you are now the target
You: but what about matthews
Stranger: matthews said you killed the captain
You: no you cant trust him
Stranger: he is my wife I have to trust him
You: but i have been your best friend since the academy
Stranger: I know we have been friends since we went to the movies to watch police academy, but I am married now
You: what is more important to you
You: your marriage or a movie
Stranger: God Damn it don't make me choose between matthews or steve guttenberg
You: the whole mission is dependant on your alleigance
You: you must think of the agency first we all made the oath
Stranger: I know we all said "ugga ugga woo woo" then had cereal
Stranger: but matthews is my world now
You: i see
You: and i am sure that you can see why i cannot let you leave this room
You: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
Stranger: No not fish sticks at 10 paces
You: i summon la jinn mystical genie of the lamp in attack mode and place one card face down
You: your move
Stranger: I shoot you, your dead..... man you should have got a better weapon than a deck of cards
Stranger: This chat window will self destruct now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Nice run yeota!

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ty sir


i emailed this to like 70 of my friends and we have been going nuts for like 4 hours

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: o hello
Stranger: hi asl
You: i just want you to know
You: i'm never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around and desert you
You: never gonna tell you lies
You: never gonna say goodbye
You: never jizz in your eye
You: and hurt you
Stranger: ok
You: i feel like
You: we've known each other
You: for so long
Stranger: same
You: you know the rules?
Stranger: no
You: well,
You: a true connections what I'm thinking of
You: you wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: i
You: just want to tell you how i'm feeling
Stranger: ok
You: got to make you understand
You: I'm never gonna give you up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: o hello
Stranger: o hai
You: before we start, can I just say something
Stranger: sure.
You: i feel like
You: we've known each other
You: for so long
Stranger: have we? what gives you this peculiar feeling?
You: my heart's been aching
You: but
You: I'm too shy to say it
You: inside we both know
You: what's been going on
You: we know the game
You: and we're going to play it
Stranger: :O
You: Ask me how i'm feeling
You: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Stranger: How are you feeling. I'm not blind.
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: oh god.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello there
Stranger: who are u
You: God
You: got any questions?
You: that's what most people seem to have when they talk to me
You: I don't mind
Stranger: hello
Stranger: yes i have one
Stranger: y so dead
Stranger: why did you take keith ledger from us
You: do you mean heath ledger?
You: A lot of people ask that about him
Stranger: Yes keith ledger, i said that
You: Heath was certainly a cool guy
Stranger: nice
Stranger: is 2pac in heaven
You: We needed him in heaven for a superhero movie we were shooting
Stranger: BLAMMO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AE
You: IOU
You: AND SOMETIMES Y
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOT JAMBALAYA
Stranger: i like this game.
You: HOT CHILI
Stranger: yes plz
You: this chili is not meant for you
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: COOOOME GET SOOOOMEEEE
Stranger: Some of whaaat?
You: idk
You: do you want it though
You: its a SURPRISE
Stranger: I don't really want to know
You: ok fine dont have some
You: *enjoys delicious chili alone*
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: beep
Stranger: suuuuuuuup?
You: me now
You: zing
You: did you laugh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: taco or burrito
Stranger: burrito
You: waffle or pancake
Stranger: waffle
You: cereal or oatmeal
Stranger: cereal
You: burger or hotdog
Stranger: hot dog
You: soup or salad
Stranger: salad
You: male or female
Stranger: female
You: penis or vagina
Stranger: vag
You: you passed the straight test
You: congratulations!
Stranger: yay
You: wanna know what you win?
Stranger: k
You: AIDS
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: favorite band go
Stranger: um um um hellogoodbye
Stranger: u?
You: i dont know about the hello
Stranger: asl?
You: but goodbye
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: the womb
You: you too?
Stranger: oh yeah, me too
You: i wonder if its the same womb
You: how slutty is your mom?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i'm gonna ask her
You: k sweet
Stranger: hm.. i don't know
You: well what color are you
Stranger: skin ? oh, i'm white.. i think
You: oh well its not the same womb then im peach colored
You: you should really get that checked out
You: go outside a lil you know
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: well hello!
Stranger: hm
Stranger: that's weird
Stranger: how are you?
You: im wonderful!
Stranger: you're very enthusiastic
You: **** you!
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hallo! sprechen sie Deutsch?
You: so who you got in the civil war?
You: im going for the south
Stranger: Die gelbe Gummiente schwimmt in der Badewanne
You: Baderwanne?
You: you like to talk dirty dont you
Stranger: bathing water
You: Ok Badewanne me first
You: then ill do you later
Stranger: *is does so*
You: bathing water?
You: nah baby we dont need that
Stranger: i am sorry i have a penis
You: you should be
You: dirty penis
You: very dirty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Epic ending to long ass conversation

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: hello =]
You: How are you?
Stranger: laughing a lot with this site and you?
You: I have not laughed
You: but I have had many meaningful conversations
Stranger: you have luck
Stranger: I only had strange talks
Stranger: and no one was meaningful
You: Luck does not exist my child
Stranger: so what exists?
You: Only the illusion of luck
You: Many other things exist as well
Stranger: do you believe in destiny?
You: That's I question I often recieve
You: The answer is often too complicated for people to understand
Stranger: so....you're not a person? xD
You: I gave humans the gift of free will
Stranger: oh...you're god
You: and yet I know which choices they will make
You: Yes, my child
Stranger: I believe in you
You: I often drop by to answer questions
You: People seem to have many questions
You: It's only natural
You: Why do you believe in me?
Stranger: so, why you don't just repond to them?
Stranger: cause believe in you gave me strength
Stranger: and meaning to my liefe
You: I'm glad that you have found meaning and strength
You: Remember,
You: that it is not I who will determine your life
You: You alone make the choices
Stranger: I'll remember that
You: And I only watch, overseeing the world
You: Far too many believe that their belief entitles them to special powers or privelidges
Stranger: some people thinks you're cruel
You: Cruelty is creating through human choice
You: Through evil actions and intent
Stranger: cause you created ue but you don't do anything about poor and violence
Stranger: I know
You: But it would be the ultimate cruelty
Stranger: is our choices that make this world cruel
You: to create a worle with no free will
Stranger: but some people just don't understand
You: Imagine a world you created
You: with 1000 robots all programmed to say "I love you, creator"
Stranger: sad huh
You: Does their adoration mean anything to you?
Stranger: no
You: Only free choice can create true love
Stranger: it have to come from the bottom of they heart
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hm
Stranger: can I ask something 'god'?
You: Anything
You: I cannot guarantee an answer
You: But you may ask
Stranger: what do you tell me about sex before marriage?
You: Sex is a wonderful thing
You: I have created it for men and women to enjoy
You: I will tell you this:
You: Cherish sex. Do not abuse it wantonly. Do not carelessly give it away. More than that, hard and fast rules cannot accurately describe.
You: Sadly, my child, I must now go.
Stranger: I believe that sex is made with love
Stranger: thanks for this conversation =]
You: Heath Ledger and 2pac are due over for tea.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: say hi to them
You: Indeed.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: yeah
You: knock knock
Stranger: where from?
You: knock knock
Stranger: "who's there"
You: not me anymore
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you in college?
You: yes
Stranger: which one?
You: michigan uni
Stranger: good school
You: yeah
You: you in college?
Stranger: yeah. junior at u.penn
You: u penn? i sorry to hear that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why?
You: i heard a story about 5 guys getting raped to death by this huge bodybuilding black guy
You: over there
You: His name was lexington steele i believe if i recall correctly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: poker....
Stranger: just say no to ultima online
You: lol
You: cs used to be my addiction
Stranger: they cheated the system and got sueed for it yet looks like stil does it
You: oh you mean ultimate bet/
You: ?
You: the poker site
Stranger: yeah sorry little drunk lol
Stranger: yeah
You: ha yea no way they are like the joke of the poker community
You: only idiots have money on that site
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: you do? my bad lol
Stranger: i lost 600 bux before i found that out
You: sorry
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no worries

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *** u
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i did find you ake more playing the 3 to 5 dollar blinds
Stranger: so you need at least 100 dollars
Stranger: and play the right hand

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: dont be a dick and disconnect i will have to kill myself if you do
You: thats a lot of pressure
Stranger: it is
Stranger: i hope you will find it in your heart not to
Stranger: i have a loaded gun next to me
You: so if you disconnect i have to kill myself>
Stranger: if you want to
You: not really
You: ez game
You have disconnected.