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Stranger: hi You: ja rastafari Stranger: can you speak english/ You: irie mon Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Is this technical support? Stranger: Uh, yeah - is there a problem? You: I have a complaint. Stranger: Ok sir/madam, what is the nature of your complaint? You: My son was on this site earlier, and now he accidentily an entire coca cola bottle. You: I would like to speak to a supervisor, I'm pressing charges. Stranger: sorry, I didn't catch that - what did your son do with a cola bottle? Stranger: sir/maam? You: He accidentily an entire bottle of coca cola. Do you realize the severity of this situation? Uncle Steve had to rush him to the emergency room. Stranger: Sorry sir/maam, you appear to be missing a word from your setance - he accidently *blank* an entire bottle of coca cola, please I need the missing word and then I can help and patch you through to our legal department You: I can't make this any more clear to you. You: He accidentily an entire bottle of coca cola product because he saw someone do it on this site. You: And now he's in the hospital. Stranger: Well then i'd say you're ****ed sir/lady, because that makes **** all sense to me or anyone else here on the Help desk - hope your son pulls through. You: I'd like to speak to your supervisor in regards to filing a legal complaint. You: See, it's people like you that make my son accidentily an entire bottle of coca cola. You: I hope you accidentily an entire coca cola bottle and see how you like it, huh? Stranger: I hope I do too, but I bet I won't end up in the emergency room You: How wouldn't you? You: Have you ever an entire bottle of coca cola before? You: You know how hard those things are to? Stranger: yes, i'm impervious to physical pain and can force cells in my body to regenerate Stranger: **** this, sense make none you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: Quaker OAT
Stranger: Hello there. You: hello Stranger: Quaker OAT? You: howzit goin? You: stright OAT You: no substitute Stranger: WTF does that mean? You: no additives You: by the drum, yo Stranger: I'm befuddled. You: where u from? Stranger: Glasgow You: Scot? Stranger: Yes. you? You: nice, i'm canadian You: like bacon You: do you talk like desmond from LOST? Stranger: As do i, as do I. You: he's hawt You: i bet he eats OAT Stranger: Not really no. You: i bet u get the kilt question all the time, so i wont ask Stranger: I've never worn a kilt in my life You: so whats it like? Stranger: What's what like? You: wearing a kilt Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: heliios
Stranger: hi You: who are you Stranger: Cologne, Germany Stranger: you? You: Cambodia Stranger: damn You: wat Stranger: far away You: chea You: are you a neo nazi Stranger: no, i,m native asian You: sweet, a woman too>? You: cuz i love tight asian cooter Stranger: Did you know what a neo nazi is You: yes Stranger: ? You: a modern day nazi You: white supremacist Stranger: *lol* You: i'm black but i hate n**gers Stranger: hehe You: they are a plague upon the earth Stranger: tahts funny You: chea |
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You: *rolls 1d20*
You: (18) You: HIT You: *rolls 2d4* You: opponent takes 7 damage You: YES You: i run good Stranger: do a check for escape routes You: *rolls 1d6* You: i found a secret door! You: in my underpants Stranger: bummer, that wasn't the kind of secret door i was looking for You: WAT You: there was a cache hidden there Stranger: oh boy You: three gold pieces and a sack of dingleberries You: your move Stranger: ok Stranger: *rolls 2d4* Stranger: opponent takes 4 damage, and is killed You: i knew i shouldve healed You: gg You have disconnected. |
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Stranger: what the business is
You: strategy Stranger: how so? You: when is it proper to shake the tile bag? You: before, during or after the draw? Stranger: i probably shouldn't give out that info to stranger You: a stranger is the best person to give the info to. You: i cant use it against you Stranger: are you a stalker Stranger: you sound like one You: personally.. i think all three stages of the draw are ripe for a shake You: But, Gertrude disagrees Stranger: you would Stranger: that ho You: she hit me in the head with a ****ing lladro! Stranger: but why would you trade the love of a red headed butcher for some wet cord wood? You: wet cord wood is sweet when you burn it You: the redhead is a redhead yeah.. but, shes a butcher! You: she slices meat, yo Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: Hi, I'm a lonely girl with a keyboard. Wanna cyber?
Stranger: yes i would like to do that. You: K you can start. Stranger: i am slapping you in the face with my fishy penis. Stranger: flaquap! flaquap! You: I like that. I like it a lot. I finger myself violently. You: I get some lotion and rub it on your chest. I softly kiss your chest. Stranger: i see you doing that and decide i want ago You: You slide your hand down my pants Stranger: i put a finger into my anus Stranger: nothing happens You: I like it baby. You: Ahhhhhhh. Stranger: but it smells like poo You: I take out my penis and wrap it around your neck. Stranger: **** YEAH You: You yell "FFFFFUUUUUU" but you're no match for me. You: I strangle you with more and more power. Stranger: ill spear you through the face with my spam beonet! You: You finally go limp in my arms. I shout "VICTORY" and let you go. You: You think so, but all you hit was my pelvis. I'm going to be ok. You: I dodge out of your next blow and snap your wrist. You: You look to be in pain and I make my move. You: I grab your foot and twist. You: You're taken off guard and slam to the ground with force. You: You yell "Uncle! Uncle!" but I can't hear anything except for the sound of my throbbing temple. Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah You: Finally I let you go and say "Get out of here." You: You start to walk out, but you turn around and shoot me once in the heart. You: I stagger, and then fall. Stranger: WITH MY ****! You: You leave, feeling mighty. You: All of a sudden, my eye twitches. You: I AM ALIVE! Stranger: oooohhh **** You: T'was fun sir. Stranger: that it was You: You disconnect I don't wanna |
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You: oh hai dere
Stranger: hiiiiii Stranger: WHO ARE YOU? You: who are you Stranger: hey you first Stranger: i asked first You: i'm a 96 year old cambodian prostitute ftw Stranger: prostitutes dont become that old Stranger: liar You: i did Stranger: now tell me the truth You: i nevar caught teh aids Stranger: i bet you are no older then 12! You: so i have lived a long slutty life Stranger: and i bet you ****ed your sister before You: i'm a woman, i dont have a peen Stranger: shemales do have peeennnnn You: well i'm not a shemale Stranger: dont try to hide the truth You: i have a big crusty cooter You: the lips on it are flaking off Stranger: thats disgusting Stranger: wow You: you'd still hit it Stranger: tell me more Stranger: about your cooter You: i finger myself with knives Stranger: interesting Stranger: keep going You: and i have such big callouses on the inside that it doesnt even hurt Stranger: what about your poopoo hole? You: from years of taking **** stick ****s You: my poo hole is tight You: i'm an anal virgin Stranger: boring You: i k right You: you could be my first imo Stranger: i dont think you could handle 2 inches full of power You: mmmm You: i love tiny ****s Stranger: thats not tiny heyyyy Stranger: its bigger than yours Stranger: stop being so mean You: yes, it is slightly bigger than my clit, you're right Stranger: why are you so mean anyways You: when you sit forward, does your **** retreat into your nutsack? Stranger: nah my nuts always fall in the toilet Stranger: thats how big they are You: awesome You: i would love to teabag them Stranger: you sure you can handle the cheese taste? You: i love smegma Stranger: because i didnt wash myself for over 13years now down there You: awesome You: does it smell like vinegar? Stranger: how bigs your moth? Stranger: mouth Stranger: not moth You: we dont have moths here, but i can jam a whole coke can into my mouth Stranger: do you prefer men with tight *******s? You: yes, but i prefer to loosen them over time using my fist Stranger: because your loosyness wont please me at all You: i'm sorry to hear taht You: would you eat me out at least? Stranger: with my knife? You: with your tounge ldo Stranger: first whats ldo You: like duh obviously Stranger: ok that was too high for me You: sry You: i have to go get my dog to bone me You: bye Stranger: i dont know if i would |
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Stranger: hi
You: Question for ya: How much does the average pu$$y weigh Stranger: 8 to 10 lbs maybe? You: Nah go step on a scale, you gotta weigh more than that Stranger: wut |
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Stranger: hi You: hi You: like soup? Stranger: wats up Stranger: soup lol what You: soup, do you like it Stranger: sure i guess :) lol You: i like matzoh ball Stranger: haha ok You: its like a whole meal in a bowl of soup You: i wish i had some now Stranger: lol sounds goood You: the soup kitchen only has yankee bean today You: i hate the yankees Stranger: lol Stranger: whaaat You: so what kinds of soups do you enjoy? Stranger: i dunno Stranger: i like a lot of em i gues You: thats good, i like you already Stranger: haha Stranger: asl You: question... pea soup.. with or without ham hocks? Stranger: i dunno You: ive never had asl.. what type of soup is that? You: European? Stranger: american salty lettuce You: eww, sounds like that would put you on the toilet instantly Stranger: maybeh You: dont get me wrong, i like a good lentil from time to time You: keeps me regular Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Your chat diversity is astounding kevroc
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YELLOW You: wanna play a word match game You: i say a word Stranger: k Stranger: go You: you think of a word that goes with it You: Mayo! Stranger: Gayo! You: nice! You: 2+2 Stranger: 1 You: k You: Disconnect Stranger: ? You have disconnected. Classic? |
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You: Cook Off!!!!! Stranger: WHAT Stranger: STOP IT You: *Pot Roast* You: your turn Stranger: my dad is in the room don't say anything bad You: okay You: *turnips* You: im winning so far Stranger: *takes out dick* You: thats not food Stranger: It is now You: is it your dads? You: thats creepy Stranger: No, just my dog's You: thats hot You: he lets u play with it? Stranger: yeah, only on tuesdays though You: RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET Stranger: We go out for dinner beforehand, too You: kibbles or bits? Stranger: both You: impressive You: i personally dont go for kibbles... it makes their cum too bitter Stranger: I like the bitterness You: you would You have disconnected. |
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lol, way too many 4Lers on omegle
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 2 + 2 = ? Stranger: 5 You have disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 2 + 2 = ? Stranger: 5 You have disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 2+ 2 = ? Stranger: 5 |
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I thought busting out bloodninja would get lots of love...
However, kevroc clearly wins this thread. I lol'ed hard a few times. "RED ROCKET!" almost made me spit out my drink. Good thing I didn't though, b/c its beer obv. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: quick game of word association- first word that comes to your head Stranger: mushroom You: **** You: ? Stranger: bollocks You: tits Stranger: nipple You: hairy Stranger: ew You: sheep Stranger: shagging You: wales Stranger: fields You: of glory Stranger: morning glory You: evening wank Stranger: U + UR hand tonight Stranger: ??? You: me + my fist 2moro Stranger: are you a girl? You: ladyboy Stranger: ... You: <3 Stranger: that means? You: its a penis silly You: wanna cyber? Stranger: no what does you being a ladyboy mean? You: lol You: i look like a girl, but have a shlong Stranger: go 4 it Stranger: i'm not into that |
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You: hello
Stranger: there are some strange people Stranger: isn't there? You: yeah tell me about it You: you have bugs where you live? You: i have an insect problem Stranger: urgh Stranger: i hate bugs You: i never used to, until i moved to Houston Stranger: yeah, they're big there You: at first i liked the palmetto bugs.. they taste good in pesto You: but they are all over the place now You: they keep stealing my remote You: and they love Sally Jesse You: i cant take it Stranger: you have to do something about it You: i know.. what do you suggest? Stranger: stand up to them Stranger: are you a man? You: yes You: if i stand up, they take my seat Stranger: don't let the bugs treat you like **** Stranger: you're a faillure You: *sob* You: thats not nice... they are ruining my life Stranger: this is an intervention Stranger: sort] You: i knew people here wouldnt understand Stranger: were tryimg to help You: my best mate Franz said that people here were nice Stranger: nah, ew're honest You: he is from Haiti You: ever been there? Stranger: yeah, it's kinda nice You: They have all kinds of bugs.. i had a spider soup in Port Au Prince that was to die for Stranger: yeah, I had a better one 20 miles south You: can you go 20 miles south? You: i think youd be in the ocean Stranger: i did You: hmmm.. youre pulling my leg Stranger: it was a fishing community You: id be scared of malaria You: the mosquitos carry it Stranger: you can't be scared of everything You: you frighten me You have disconnected. |
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You: how many whales do you suppose have been killed by lightning?
Stranger: not many Stranger: well what kind of whale? You: any kind Stranger: i think the chances of this happening are quite small |
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You: oh boy
Stranger: olleh You: ih Stranger: ouy era woh You: krow ffo tog tsuj ,ko Stranger: ?boj ruoy stahw You: erots nrop a ta zzij pu naelc i Stranger: looc lol You: ?od uoy od tahw Stranger: sekib laets i You: teews You: taht ekil boj a teg attog i Stranger: haey Stranger: ees ouy reggin a mi Stranger: ysae sti os You: os demussa i llew You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: hguone riaf You: retal ,og attog ,daeh ym gnitruh si siht You have disconnected. |
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You: you like chocolate?
Stranger: So Stranger, how is your day thus far You: its okay i guess Stranger: yes, in fact.. belgian chocolates are like my favourite You: they are the best ;) Stranger: you know, the seashell ones You: yeah You: white Stranger: no, I'm not white You: lol, i meant the chocolate Stranger: oh, either or You: diverse Stranger: sometimes they have a mix of both in them You: ! You: no mixing of the chocolates in my house thank you You have disconnected. |
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