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IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 03:51 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: so are u a football fan
You: yes
Stranger: whosya favorite team
You: the cleveland steamers
Stranger: mines is the stampedas
You: cool
You: hey do you like goat sex?
Stranger: let me ask u a questrion
You: your question is taking a long time
You: please respond
Stranger: do u think i should protest the rainbow being gay
Stranger: bc i dont think it should be gay
You: wow you're a messed up individual, **** your beliefs
You have disconnected.

rohjoh 03-31-2009 03:53 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this is weird
You: Black is a color, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's a people
You: what is it then
Stranger: it's also the race of your mom
You: then why do they call them colored people
Stranger: because i hate em
You: racist ban
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: is white a color?
You: no
You: it is the absense of color
Stranger: then why do you call them caucasian?

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 03:54 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello from ireland
You: salutations from canada
Stranger: what time is it
You: 3:51 PM
Stranger: 8:51pm
Stranger: you like football(soccer)
You: quite the time difference
You: not the biggest fan
You: but ill watch it
Stranger: damn, i am, ever here of liverpool football club
You: as long as im at a pub
You: and there are many pints coming my way
Stranger: totally agree, nothing like it
You: do you like hockey?
Stranger: god, no, we are a land of football, and hurling oh ya leprechauns
You: you ****ing racist peice of ****
You have disconnected.

fybpm 03-31-2009 03:55 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: am chuckyhacks nice meet
Stranger: harrypopper here
You: at my "unkle" house today go to later on "wal-market" to buy sleenig bag
You: you spagety?
Stranger: good
You: ate it spageti like noodel
Stranger: ya
You: am go make donk brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

luckfactor 03-31-2009 03:56 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If y
ou fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: lol wtf

Geddy Lee 03-31-2009 03:58 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello stranger
You: no, you're the stranger
You: I'm "you"
Stranger: no me
You: NO U
You have disconnected.

fybpm 03-31-2009 04:01 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: Hello, this is President Obama. Have you been able to review my stimulus plan?
Stranger: I'm sorry mum.
Stranger: Yeah, and it sucks.
Stranger: Heard what you did to GM.
You: Gordon McKeenie?
Stranger: What gives you the right to fire the CEO eh?
You: If the company lies within America, my powers override theirs obv
Stranger: If Amercia turns socialist, you do know it won't be Amercia, right?
You: I will fire whoever i want, imo
You: I like to socialize.
Stranger: Don't become Russia,
Stranger: they couldn't even hold ground in WW2
You: I am going to give Michael Vick a $10mm contract next NFL season.
You: To play on the Antartica Anchovies
Stranger: Cool for him.
You: New expansion team funded by the USA
Stranger: I see.
You: no salary cap
Stranger: You have my full support.
You: and an excuse to send all blacks to antartica, LOLZ bye

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 04:06 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: elo
You: hi
Stranger: silenceee
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You: WHY ARE YOU QUITE
Stranger: :)
You: ORLY?
Stranger: goood
You: ……………_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~
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Stranger: nice
You: ty
Stranger: what?
You: wat
Stranger: you ar dutch?
You: not even close
Stranger: belgium
You: nou
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: deutsch
Stranger: 100%
You: wrong continent imo
Stranger: Ok i dont know
You: canadian
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i m from Kambodja
You: i bet you are
Stranger: living in jungle
You: can you fed ex me some flied lice?
Stranger: yess
You: SHIP IT IMO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Suede2 03-31-2009 04:10 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DO you like to Party?
Stranger: yes
You: Excellent.. The vengabus is coming...
You: And everybody's jumping
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel so unsatisfied..

Geddy Lee 03-31-2009 04:14 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I wonder which 4L'er I just ran into...

speedle 03-31-2009 04:17 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: howdy stranger
You: where r u from
Stranger: saturn
Stranger: u
You: uranus ;)
Stranger: o snap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OlderBaby 03-31-2009 04:18 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
wtf, everyone i connect to is a 4Ler now. we have taken over the site

partypoker123 03-31-2009 04:18 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
lol love this site lol just started today


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you from readmore?
You: It puts the lotion on it's skin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

partypoker123 03-31-2009 04:20 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What it do!
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You: ugh what
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OlderBaby 03-31-2009 04:21 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Seriously, how many 4Lers are using this site? I keep getting "o hai" and "wat" with regularity

IsaidTOPTOP 03-31-2009 04:23 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OlderBaby (Post 9702216)
Seriously, how many 4Lers are using this site? I keep getting "o hai" and "wat" with regularity

there are a ton of 4chan users on this site

that's why

art__vandelay 03-31-2009 04:24 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Why Hello
Stranger: hi!
You: Hows it going?
Stranger: Im not sure why
Stranger: Fine and you?
You: Im good
You: where are you located?
Stranger: South america
Stranger: ande you?
You: Currently Im on the Mothership
You: but that could change very soon
You: Do you have the stones?
You: We agreed upon?
Stranger: about what?
You: The stones
Stranger: which ones?
You: I have the device
You: do you have the stones?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: do you?
You: Dont you play with me
Stranger: me?
Stranger: never!
You: I have a sniper on the roof trained on your location
You: one false move and its curtains
Stranger: acctualy you dont
You: Actually I do
Stranger: No you dont
You: His name is Armando and he is indifferent to your situation
Stranger: dont forget I had the stones
You: HAD?
Stranger: have
You: WHERE ARE THEY NOW
You: DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME
Stranger: well well
Stranger: what can I say, IM A JOKER
You: Jokers Attack?
Stranger: MAYBE
You: Jelqing?
Stranger: You never know
Stranger: why so serious???
Stranger: The stones are where they should be
You: Thats it i dont have time for this.
You: Move in armando, I want you to have fun with it.
You have disconnected.

blake85x 03-31-2009 04:29 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: sup??
You: how ya doing??
Stranger: alright thanks
Stranger: you?
You: freakin awesome!
You: yay!!
Stranger: lol
You: yayyyyy
You: !!
Stranger: gdgd
You: what are you like??
Stranger: er
Stranger: relatively normal
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tall, dark hair
You: like an angel i bet !!!
You: just beautiful!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you?
You: super awesome
You: but i have a little hand!
You: the other is ok!
You: i was born like that
Stranger: cool
You: yeah, its kinda weird tho!!!
You: but otherwise, im BEAUTIFUL!!!
Stranger: and modest lol
You: want to play a quick game?
Stranger: dependss
Stranger: what game?
You: |_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

OlderBaby 03-31-2009 04:32 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IsaidTOPTOP (Post 9702265)
there are a ton of 4chan users on this site

that's why

what's 4 chan?

Geddy Lee 03-31-2009 04:34 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 4L or 4chan?
Stranger: neither
You: good.
You: because I've had it with those ****s.
Stranger: hahaha me too
You: with their checkboxes and ygos? and imo iyo iyam and all that bull****
Stranger: buncha ******s
You: huge
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so dumb
You: I know
You: like, who comes here to chat to strangers as a joke?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geddy Lee 03-31-2009 04:38 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I wrote a poem, my conversational partner was not impressed.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh hai
You: my name is Mayo
You: I am teh gayo
You: I sit all day
You: poast away
You: and eat garlic bread that's stale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

schummlalala 03-31-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo (Post 9686569)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Joke option
You: joke
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: wait
You: I thought you were asking what kind of joke I wanted
Stranger: oh, ah ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: wait so are you starting one or asking for one again
Stranger: I'm hells of confused
You: I'm telling one now.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: who's there
You: Not me.
You have disconnected.

LMAO!

keep 'em coming, guys

qfmft 03-31-2009 04:45 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: POOPAR
You: Mom? Is that you?
Stranger: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geddy Lee 03-31-2009 04:48 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
Stranger: :))
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
Stranger: oh
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
Stranger: this is so
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
Stranger: kinky
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: we
You: rwer
You: wer
You: wer
You: wer
You: werwer
You: ...huh?
Stranger: i love it when you
You: "kinky"?
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: yeeeeees
You: you win
You have disconnected.

bonds 03-31-2009 04:54 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I enjoy the simple pleasures of life:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: NO U
You have disconnected.


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