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01-14-2010 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 2incher
DIAPER TIME
just watched this episode

this show is the nuts

w-w-w-whats the time? Diaper time

Oh hey dancing guy is on!
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01-14-2010 , 03:55 PM
Mac: We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies. With their ten-gallon hats and their rotten, ass-plowing hearts. So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan.

Dennis: Lay it on us, bud.

Mac: It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own. Pow!.........Not gay sex.
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01-14-2010 , 04:28 PM
hahaha i love the not gay sex end of that plan. the timing of the jokes in the show are ridic

THAT'S CAUSE I CUT THE BRAKES! WILDCARD, BITCHES!
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01-14-2010 , 05:18 PM
Charlie: Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.
Mac: Why would he not wear a C?
Dennis: I don't even know what he's talking about half the time, bro.
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01-14-2010 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave D
Allinontheturn- Every time I see your avatar it looks like a chick giving a bj. I dunno if that's intentional or what but I don't think so because I think that's a man. But really I have no idea.

Also, the McPoyles.
So you think it looks like a chick giving a bj but then you think it's a man? Head assplode. I think you might have suppressed homoerotic tendencies iyam.
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01-14-2010 , 05:31 PM
Dennis: Oh, do me a favor. Peel this apple for me please.
Dee: No, no I'm not gonna peel an apple for you.
Dennis: But Mac always does it for me.
Dee: Why does Mac peel apples for you?
Dennis: He doesn't like for me to eat the apple with the skin on it. He said the skin is loaded with toxins.
Dee: Ok, well good news Mac's not here.
Dennis: I know he's not here and that's why I need you to do it for me please, please.
Dee: Ah! Jesus just eat it with the skin on.
Dennis: [panicking] I do not like it with the skin Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin, I'm not allowed!
Dee: Oh my god alright if you just shut up I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me, give it to me. I'll do it the way Mac insists, okay?
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01-14-2010 , 05:33 PM
Dennis: Heyo!
Mac: Yo, where you been?
Dennis: What do you mean? I was getting the movie.
Mac: Yeah, but you weren't answering any of my calls. I've been, I've been calling you sort of over and over again.
Dennis: I was having a conversation with the video store clerk.
Mac: Yeah, but I texted you 911, dude. That means it's an emergency.
Dennis: Yeah, I saw that. What was the emergency, Mac?
Mac: Well, I couldn't get in touch with you, dude. I almost called the police.
Dennis: The police? That's a bit of an overreaction. I was gone for what, an hour?
Mac: Yeah, but I thought we had a deal. You know, you would check in every once in a while and then that way I would know that you were okay.
Dennis: Okay, I'm okay. Uh, I'm sorry, can we watch the movie?
Mac: Yeah, great, sure. The Transporter 2 ?
Dennis: Yeah, I, look, man, I... , I know you wanted to see Predator again but I feel like we've seen that 30 times in the last two months and thought maybe we could mix things up. Video store clerk guy said this movie is awesome, so...
Mac: The video store clerk guy. I feel like you won't stop talking about him.
Dennis: I asked him for a movie recommendation, okay?
Mac: Yeah, you got one.
Dennis: It's really not that big of a deal.
Mac: Well, the big deal, Dennis, is that I wasn't even consulted on the decision, okay? And this is a big deal to me, as well. It's also my night. Plus, Transporter 2? We haven't seen Transporter 1 which means we'll be completely lost... Plus, Jason Statham's physique is nothing like the line-up in Predator.
Dennis: Okay, will you stop? I don't want to have conversations anymore about dudes' physiques and whether they can...
Mac: Dennis, in body mass alone...
Dennis: That's what I was trying to avoid. A conversation about body mass, okay? We've had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keep watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse "The Body" Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on...
Mac: It's important to pack on mass. You're talking about carbo-loading.
Dennis: I don't want to, I don't want to have this conversation with you anymore.
Mac: No, you'd rather have conversations with video store clerks.
Dennis: You know what, man, if you don't wanna watch the movie with me, that's fine. I will watch it by myself. Goddamn it!
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is this coming from?
Dennis: I have been thinking a lot about what Dee said and I do think... maybe we are spending a little bit too much time together.
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01-14-2010 , 05:39 PM
Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before.
Trey: Oh...okay, I'll tell you what: let's just take it slow.
Dee: You are so sweet...where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was eight.
Dee: Right...Yeah...

Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married.
Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank.
Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.

Charlie: i never thought id ever say this in my life, but its weird sleeping without a cat in my bed
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01-15-2010 , 06:40 AM
WILD CARD BITCHES!
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01-15-2010 , 09:11 AM
I actually never got to enjoy this show... but so many people think it's good I'm considering just "buying" a big box set of them from some website where things may or may not be offered at a highly discount rate.
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01-15-2010 , 10:11 AM
lol
just give it another shot imo
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01-15-2010 , 10:55 AM
Laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps
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01-15-2010 , 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Kuval
I actually never got to enjoy this show... but so many people think it's good I'm considering just "buying" a big box set of them from some website where things may or may not be offered at a highly discount rate.
all the seasons have different styles, and you can really see the character evolution as the actors are coming in to their own. each season is hilarious tho. they're really in a good groove creatively right now
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01-15-2010 , 11:19 AM
night man, sneaky and mean
spider inside my dreams
i think i love you
you make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you night man

every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and i try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and i become the night man

ust two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it's right man
the feeling so wrong...
I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I'll become the Night....the passionate, passionate Night Man.
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01-15-2010 , 11:29 AM
best show on TV iyam
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01-15-2010 , 11:52 AM
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01-15-2010 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Prick_Assley
this was my avatar for about 2 weeks. no one understood it.

the picture is genius.
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01-15-2010 , 12:13 PM
DO YOU EVEN OWN A TOOTHBRUSH?
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01-15-2010 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Prick_Assley
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Originally Posted by dnkyhunter31
this was my avatar for about 2 weeks. no one understood it.

the picture is genius.
Picture is only genius if you watch the show. Charlie can't read or write, non-viewers wouldn't know that. Night Man song is great though.
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01-15-2010 , 12:37 PM
eviltwin - what episode is your avi from?
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01-15-2010 , 12:41 PM
looks to my trained eye that it is from season 1. either episode "the gang gets racist" or "underage drinking: a national concern". more likely "the gang gets racist"
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01-15-2010 , 02:22 PM
From Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire:

Mac: Lots of shady **** goes down in nursing homes, Frank...these places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people gettin' ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god dude, no one's getting ass-raped.
Mac: No one is getting ass-raped, it's that people don't wanna be here because they feel-
Frank: Cause they're gettin' ass-raped?
Charlie: NO ONE IS GETTING ASS-RAPED.

*after interviewing crazy old woman*

Mac: That interview was terrible.
Charlie: That was terrible, we need a more exciting truth.
Frank: Let's set this place on fire!
Charlie: Now you're talking.
Frank: Let's burn it to the ground.
Mac: We're not setting a nursing home on fire, all right?
Frank: Those curtains would go up like a snap.

*entering Chinatown*

Charlie: The ****'s always going down in Chinatown, boys! Okay, okay, quick conference guys. Everyone keep their eyes peeled for drifting. People here they love to drift- look at this guy, he's definitely a drifter. He's gonna go to his car, and he's gonna slide it sideways.
Mac: And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering, which of course, leads to karate.
Charlie: Right, which eventually leads to dudes flying from like window to window, and treetop to treetop-
Mac: Shooting lightning bolts out of their hands-
Charlie: Yeah, there's the guy that shoots lightning bolts out of his hands! He wears a big straw hat and he does that move! His eyes go all white and ****, and Kurt Russell fights him.
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01-31-2010 , 02:00 PM
milksteak
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01-31-2010 , 02:57 PM
so many classics:

Dee - Where'd you get human meat
Frank - I got a guy
Dee - You have a guy for human meat?
Frank - I have a guy for everything.

They show up at the morgue with a hot plate and a 6 pack to try to eat some dead guy. That was so awesome.

Charlie got molested episode, where mac tries to go get molested by the guy 20 years later, LOL jesus. Show us where he touched you Charlie, ROFL.
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01-31-2010 , 03:47 PM
oh wow i just realized i haven't seen the special episode yet!!!

gonna watch it now
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