i feel like this is a pretty solid brag. i went and saw the live version of the nightman cometh that toured around the us. pretty damn hilirious to watch irl. i was also this close to my idol, charlie kelly.



also, did you **** my mom Santa Claus?

omg dude that is the sickestest of brags wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz7onPvj7fE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjp...eature=related

FYP

Dear Chase, (oh **** there’s stickers)

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.

the frank intervention episode is pure hilarity

Charlie: Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse.
Dee: He doesn't have a head, Charlie!

You got the aids, big time!

Asians love gambling

this show is amazing. Ive rewatched every episode like 5 times. Charlie is an amazing character, probably best on tv right now

I am proof that black people love this show.

im smitten for those mittons

when frank and charlie do acid at the invincible tryouts, pure hilarity

Hello, fellow American!
This you should vote me!
I lead power! Good!
Thank you. Thank you.
If you vote me I'm hot!
Taxes, they'll be lower, son.
The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do!

Also:
-Danny DeVito sucks.
-When Charlie & Mac walk up to Dennis' father in the parking lot to overwhelm him, might be one of the best moments in TV history.
-The commercial-videotape for the 'Shotgun'/Dicktowel/Nudypen/Egg is hilarious as ****
*jets flyover*
CUT
*sweet dee on fire*

*Dennis enters home office of random bar owner that the gang is trying to reignite a rivalry with. Frank is sitting at desk doing paperwork*

Dennis: Frank? What the hell are you doing?
Frank: I'm doing this jerk offs taxes, the IRS is gonna audit the **** out of him next year.
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Same episode, *Dennis is plugging bathroom sinks with towels, frank is cutting shower curtain in have with scissors*

Dennis: Frank, what the hell are you doing?
Frank: I'm cutting the bottom half of the shower curtain off, that way when he showers, everyone will be able to see his junk.
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Charlie: This tastes like sand

Mac: Well that's because that pear isn't fresh. Dude, he burned us. ****in jypsie burned us.

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Frank: Hey Street Rat.

Cricket: ahh

Frank: Don't worry I'm not gonna kill you. I'm hear to help you turn the tables on Mac and Dennis. We're gonna show those bastards it ain't ok to hunt man.

Cricket: Ok?

Frank: They drew first blood not you.

Cricket: wat!?

Frank: THEY DREW FIRST BLOOOD!

came to poast this.

the best moment in my life's history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6da6rBCVE

i thought the rape scene went really well

Did you **** my mom, Santa Claus? Did you **** my mom? Did you **** her? DID YOU **** MY ****ING MOM? DID YOU **** MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH!

Gale: Hey guys, you wanna come to my car and take a puff? I got some medical marijuana.
Dee: We’re at your Dad’s funeral, Gale.
Gale: Whatevs, I’m over it. Plus, if we all showed up super high at the reception everyone would be like whaaaaaat.


(that last line is my single favorite from this past season)

just here to take out the garbage...



Nothing to see here.

Charlieominoes biatch!-Also one of my favorite episodes.

Mac: This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here? You got black women crawling all over you, and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball. Why do these people like you guys so much?
Charlie: Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an *******!

FINEST RAW GUMMY BEARS

DIAPER TIME

In before OOT is that way.

GREEN MAN!

Also

Move-in
After
Completion

The "MAC' system.