LOL i love this song. I learned from watchin the extras on whatever dvd this was on that the song was like all ad-libbed.

If anyone remembers Dennis's speech that Charlie wrote from when he ran for office...

"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."

I think that was also ad-libbed. solid gold.

FYP

we're gonna make a profile for you on match.com
how about your favorite food? milksteak.
hobby? magnets
some of your likes? green ghouls
dislikes? peoples knees

"woops! I dropped my monster condom for my, magnum dong"

i'm a full on rapist. a whataha? you know kids old people asians... you mean a philanthropist?

Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.

episode link?

let's do shots and get crazy!

Oooh ****... Look at the door, dude. You see that door right there? The one marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there?

getting em from imdb atm, no link though sry

kitten mittens!

milksteak
i know lots about bird law

best show ever!!!

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want this boysoul.

it's on DVD only, came out around t-giving 09 i believe. DD crawls out of a leather couch naked.

funniest show ever made... i found the christmas special a little disappointing but its still funny.

Thread needs moar Dee

i'm always ****ing up quotes

its ok, that's just my favorite episode i got it down

Allinontheturn- Every time I see your avatar it looks like a chick giving a bj. I dunno if that's intentional or what but I don't think so because I think that's a man. But really I have no idea.

Also, the McPoyles.

Charlie: That's Tammy, Trey's ex girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Marine Cannalan said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she through Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

The single greatest episode period.

illiterate? what does that even mean?

Dennis: You drew a men's buttocks on a towel!
Mac: Yeah. You get out of the shower in the college dorm, they got the butt, right, people are laughing --
Dennis: Oh, okay, yeah.
Mac: Your buddies are laughing. And then, and then you give 'em one of these. Boom.
Dennis: Oh, that is big.
Mac: That's a big monster dick.
Dennis: That's huge.
Mac: That's the biggest dick you ever seen.
Dennis: Yeah, that's really --
Mac: Right?
Dennis: That's not how you see yourself, though...
Mac: That's funny.
Dennis: That is funny.
Mac: That's funny.
Dennis: Yeah, people are gonna laugh at that.
Mac: But that's just a setup.
Dennis: What is it?
Mac: For this. Ding-ding-ding!
Dennis: Oh, it's a baby dick!
Mac: Yeah. We're gonna sell a million of these.
Dennis: We are gonna sell a million of those, dude.
Mac: We'll do black ones and yellow ones, for the Asians.
Dennis: Yeah, that...
Mac: This is probably more Asian than anything else.
Dennis: Dude, yeah, oh my gosh.
Mac: Maybe a little bit more bush.
Dennis: Well, you know what we should do? We should set up a website for it.
Mac: Already did it.
Dennis: What? You did?
Mac: Dick towel dot com.

"I dont know whats going on in here but for the record I'm into it."