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09-04-2008 , 06:25 PM

#151

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

noble probiscus
some call you very large
i call you Roman

It's a Roman nose
because it be roamin all
over your face, mang.

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09-04-2008 , 06:43 PM

#152

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

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Originally Posted by diebitter

It's a Roman nose
because it be roamin all
over your face, mang.

that was going to be my second verse.

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09-04-2008 , 09:36 PM

#153

Wizard of Raise

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,472

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dsquarednl

penis penis pe
nis penis penis penis
penis penis wat

FYP

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09-04-2008 , 09:36 PM

#154

Wizard of Raise

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,472

A love my anus
A rigid shaft inserted
You gay or something?

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09-04-2008 , 10:20 PM

#155

octopi

On the Island of Misfit Toys

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,121

arab sunglasses.
ballz in my mouth. i want more
dangling ball sack please

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09-04-2008 , 10:22 PM

#156

matt2500

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 592

The limerick is a much more noble form of verse when it comes to poetry about parts of the body. Plus, there are plenty ready-made about men from Nantucket.

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09-04-2008 , 10:30 PM

#157

FootballFan12345

stranger

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2500

The limerick is a much more noble form of verse when it comes to poetry about parts of the body. Plus, there are plenty ready-made about men from Nantucket.

GTFO dude
your non-haiku dialogue
is an epic fail

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09-04-2008 , 10:57 PM

#158

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,504

Quote:

Originally Posted by octopi

arab sunglasses.
ballz in my mouth. i want more
dangling ball sack please

i cam

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09-04-2008 , 11:05 PM

#159

crow1713

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 910

i like my butthole
smelly stuff comes out of it
poop smells really bad

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09-04-2008 , 11:06 PM

#160

BillNye

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,048

mah penis is best
its so very very big
big big big big big

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09-04-2008 , 11:08 PM

#161

crow1713

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 910

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2500

The limerick is a much more noble form of verse when it comes to poetry about parts of the body. Plus, there are plenty ready-made about men from Nantucket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FootballFan12345

GTFO dude
your non-haiku dialogue
is an epic fail

^
best comeback ever
matt can't write his own haiku
he is your beyotch

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09-04-2008 , 11:10 PM

#162

crow1713

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 910

my right hand is nice
my left hand works fine also
they make me feel good

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09-05-2008 , 12:08 AM

#163

matt2500

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 592

I can write haiku
better than all you bitches
oh, and boobs are best

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09-05-2008 , 12:11 AM

#164

matt2500

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 592

The part of the woman that's best
Is located high on her chest
No one thing can compare
To a magical pair
Of wonderful, feminine breasts

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09-05-2008 , 12:14 AM

#165

Autocratic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,276

Hairy wilderness
I experiment alone
Just tickling my taint

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09-05-2008 , 12:15 AM

#166

StepBangin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 12,594

oh yeah vagina
i want to lick you so hard
you're better than ****

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09-05-2008 , 08:25 AM

#167

TheGreek84

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 458

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt2500

The part of the woman that's best
Is located high on her chest
No one thing can compare
To a magical pair
Of wonderful, feminine breasts

we have told you once
we won't tell yuo again sir
limericks suck balls.

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09-05-2008 , 10:32 AM

#168

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

My blood is dirty
Until it meets my kidneys
Now it's clean again

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09-05-2008 , 11:17 AM

#169

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

I lost my finger
In a woodshop accident
Nose won't pick itself

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09-05-2008 , 02:57 PM

#170

crow1713

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 910

sometimes i poop loud
sometimes i poop real quiet
either way it smells

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09-05-2008 , 03:17 PM

#171

TheGreek84

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 458

my kawk's long and hard,
Vanessa Rousso comes hard,
Chad Brown is not pleased.

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09-05-2008 , 03:35 PM

#172

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

oh lovely hip bones
you are so sexy and sharp
you make my vag wet

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09-05-2008 , 04:20 PM

#173

Serval

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 114

All kinds of ages
All kinds of ethnicities
They're all pink inside

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09-05-2008 , 05:23 PM

#174

octopi

On the Island of Misfit Toys

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,121

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serval

All kinds of ages
All kinds of ethnicities
They're all pink inside

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09-05-2008 , 05:35 PM

#175

ItalianFX

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,311

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serval

All kinds of ages
All kinds of ethnicities
They're all pink inside

Winnar!

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