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07-23-2008 , 01:38 AM

#126

tonymark01

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,142

sometimes i play cards
i get it in ahead but
my lucky runs bad

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07-23-2008 , 01:40 AM

#127

BillNye

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,048

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robin van Persie

Hey gurl
wut r u ^ 2
this l8?

[ ] haiku
[x] story of mah life

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07-23-2008 , 01:41 AM

#128

BillNye

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,048

Mah Posts
By BillNye

Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
Bad Good Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
Bad Bad Bad This Post?

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07-23-2008 , 01:43 AM

#129

Chaos_ult

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 9,050

Once upon a time
the world looked so beautiful
then a fat bitch came

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09-04-2008 , 02:46 PM

#130

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

oh little db
I bow down to your wisdom
you are always wise

you have led me to
some very tight spots, and I
wanted to thank you

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09-04-2008 , 02:47 PM

#131

Dsquarednl

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 662

penis penis penis penis
penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis

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09-04-2008 , 02:49 PM

#132

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

I don't think haiku
means what you think it means.
please do try harder.

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09-04-2008 , 02:51 PM

#133

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

My penis is short,
But it gets the ladies wet.
They all came all over.

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09-04-2008 , 02:51 PM

#134

Dsquarednl

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 662

My penis I like
Really really like a lot
So I tried harder

5-7-5 ldo!

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09-04-2008 , 02:54 PM

#135

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

My toes are curvy,
I can pick things up with them,
Just picked up my cell.

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09-04-2008 , 02:55 PM

#136

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

My heart pumps loudly,
When diebitter's mom is near,
She wants my kawk bad.

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09-04-2008 , 02:58 PM

#137

PhoenixD

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 889

in out in out in
out in out in out in out
in the vagina

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09-04-2008 , 02:58 PM

#138

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

Quote:

Originally Posted by thac

My penis is huge,
But it gets the ladies wet.
They all came all over.

fyp, for some reason i'am not buying your penis is short, pics for proof?

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09-04-2008 , 02:59 PM

#139

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

I haikued.

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09-04-2008 , 03:02 PM

#140

dlorc

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,559

Thac is shorter than
My penis is gigantic
Here is a stepladder

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09-04-2008 , 03:05 PM

#141

Dan87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,079

you all like penii
so much so in fact that I
think you might be gay

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09-04-2008 , 03:09 PM

#142

higherkicker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,952

I love me some vagina
Diebitter will love some too I guess
And some tits also please

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09-04-2008 , 03:14 PM

#143

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Breasts are the best evar
Post tits or gtfo
This is my motto

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09-04-2008 , 04:17 PM

#144

aao

crazy theorist

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 16,869

my pubes are in dreads
because i have millions
i bet you're jealous

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09-04-2008 , 05:40 PM

#145

KingOfFelt

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,886

breasts so soft you drool,
rubbing them with both your hands,
gay those are man boobs.

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09-04-2008 , 05:46 PM

#146

StepBangin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 12,594

my happy anus
you get so dirty sometimes
i might have to wipe

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09-04-2008 , 05:58 PM

#147

wiMp222

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 505

I like to rub them
They get hard
I wear bikini
on my man boobs

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09-04-2008 , 06:04 PM

#148

TheGreek84

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 458

I never told before,
About my downstairs mix up;
I has mangina.

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09-04-2008 , 06:17 PM

#149

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

noble probiscus
some call you very large
i call you Roman

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09-04-2008 , 06:21 PM

#150

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 20,646

making things older
the blue soul stares back at me
wasting time in eyes

Last edited by spaceman Bryce; 09-04-2008 at 06:21 PM. Reason: also, penises are nice

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