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11-30-2007 , 03:41 PM

#26

Smell The Glove

banned

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11-30-2007 , 03:47 PM

#27

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

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Susan Sarandon
Has massive but saggy boobs
Tim Robbins -- lucky?

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11-30-2007 , 03:56 PM

#28

4_2_it

Preventer

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 24,744

number 1 MILF for
me is the one I wake up
next to each morning

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11-30-2007 , 04:00 PM

#29

Pyromaniac

enduring

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,593

Wanted: pics of MILF
age range: more than cheesecake but
less than cottage cheese

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11-30-2007 , 04:01 PM

#30

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

The very best MILF
is hotter than anyone
mommy nomnomnom

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11-30-2007 , 04:03 PM

#31

Johnny Drama

adept

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number 1 MILF for
me is the one I wake up
next to each morning

she's as old as your actual mother?

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12-01-2007 , 09:31 AM

#32

dchz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,130

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number 1 MILF for
me is the one I wake up
next to each morning

PICS? or this doesn't happen

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02-21-2008 , 09:55 PM

#33

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

got the blues so bad
worst old blues i ever had
got the blues so bad

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02-21-2008 , 09:56 PM

#34

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,289

oh plz just stop

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02-21-2008 , 09:56 PM

#35

iRockPoker03

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,490

i remember learning about haiku's

wait i remember i was supposed to be learning about haiku's

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02-21-2008 , 09:56 PM

#36

iRockPoker03

banned

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was actually napping fwiw

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02-21-2008 , 10:00 PM

#37

its_just_me

Carpal \'Tunnel

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im srs imo. plz stop

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02-21-2008 , 10:11 PM

#38

higherkicker

banned

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Evilsteve you are a haiku expert imo

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02-21-2008 , 10:24 PM

#39

doubLe a tom

banned

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 10,043

five syllables here
and seven syllables here
and then five more here

Last edited by doubLe a tom; 02-21-2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason: its a haiku about how to make a haiku

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02-21-2008 , 10:32 PM

#40

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

My baby left me
I found a new place to dwell:
The Heartbreak Hotel

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04-22-2008 , 09:45 PM

#41

BillNye

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I had this gay assignment where I had to study poems, I noticed that the literary value of a poem comes 90% from the author and 10% from how good the poem is which doesn't make sense to me, but w/e.

Anyways I made my own poem and I think it would be famous if I was famous, without further ado:

Jeep
Just bought a new black Jeep.
Couldn't hear but a peep
Out of ma dogs layin' in da back seat.
Cuz' I just put all them bitches to sleep.

I actually think its good sort of limerickish but a lot of ppl said it sucked, what gives?

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04-22-2008 , 09:49 PM

#42

dalailama15

adept

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beepbeepimajeep

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04-22-2008 , 09:50 PM

#43

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

"Alphabet Poem" by yeotaJMU

Op
Please never post another poem

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04-22-2008 , 09:50 PM

#44

BillNye

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Originally Posted by dalailama15

beepbeepimajeep

Damn Beep is an obvious rime for a poem about Jeeps. I might try to incorporate that some how. TY.

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04-22-2008 , 09:51 PM

#45

BillNye

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I actually think this is a good poem. I laugh every time I read it out loud. And a lot of other people like it [but way more hate it].

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04-22-2008 , 09:52 PM

#46

Hatliz

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,229

tl; dr

poems sucks

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04-22-2008 , 09:53 PM

#47

BillNye

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Jeep
Just bought a new black Jeep.
Couldn't hear but a peep
Out of ma dogs layin' in da back seat. Edit: Beep Beep [horn]!
Cuz' I just put all them bitches to sleep.

Which version do you guys like more.

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04-22-2008 , 09:54 PM

#48

ianisakson

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,990

i don't like it, there is no structure

just cause the ****ing words rhyme doesn't mean it's a ****ing poem, son

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04-22-2008 , 09:54 PM

#49

BillNye

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Originally Posted by ianisakson

i don't like it, there is no structure

just cause the ****ing words rhyme doesn't mean it's a ****ing poem, son

But it starts off about a jeep and it has good flow, then BAM he just put the dogs to sleep!

God I think its a perfect twist ending like in Lost. Discuss.