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10-11-2007 , 11:25 AM

divides_by_zero

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Top ramen is good
Honey Roasted Peanuts yum
Orange juice to end

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10-11-2007 , 11:27 AM

Suigin406

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

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10-11-2007 , 11:27 AM

foredrugmoney

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 18

I don't "get" haiku
turkey sandwich for lunch
plz don't ban me again

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10-11-2007 , 11:28 AM

BowToYourSensei

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sandwich
turkey
yummy in my tummy

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10-11-2007 , 11:29 AM

Limesparks

banned

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,677

tis breakfast time on the western side
so i rhyme in couplets til eggs be fried

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10-11-2007 , 11:43 AM

bonds

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It is almost noon
How about some Taco Bell?
Stomach growling now

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10-11-2007 , 11:49 AM

Suigin406

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a haiku sux balls
attempt something else instead
i am off to lunch

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10-11-2007 , 11:53 AM

THEOSU

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toasted plain bagels
with cream cheese and garlic salt
and large black coffee.

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10-11-2007 , 11:56 AM

kylephilly

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do i want salad?
or do i want greasy food?
i will let you know

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10-11-2007 , 11:56 AM

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Georgia Avenue

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For lunch my mother is coming to my work.
Outside my office she waits, a silent rebuke.
Open wide! Side order of "I'm a Jerk"...
The main course: guilty strumming on my uke.

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10-11-2007 , 12:05 PM

#11

bonds

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10-11-2007 , 12:08 PM

#12

diebitter

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I love you, sammich
cheddar cheese with pickle, yum.
and crisps el dee oh

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10-11-2007 , 12:10 PM

#13

holdme

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hamburger and egg
topped with salsa and lime juice
i wish i had rice

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10-11-2007 , 12:10 PM

#14

garcia1000

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Food food food food food.
Food food food food food food food!
Food food food food food.

P.S. This is more zen than most haikus

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10-11-2007 , 12:34 PM

#15

kkcountry

BBV MS Paint Rapid Response Squad

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writing a paper
on king richard the second
suck a dick shakespeare

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10-11-2007 , 12:37 PM

#16

furdrugmoney

banned

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Food food food food food.
Food food food food food food food!
Food food food food food.

P.S. This is more zen than most haikus

no reason to go crazy w/ the exclamation

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10-11-2007 , 12:38 PM

#17

divides_by_zero

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writing a paper
on king richard the second
suck a dick shakespeare

But I like Shakespeare
Your post makes me very sad
I'm off to shoot things

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10-11-2007 , 12:45 PM

#18

Dimon

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Just finished lunch
Four more hours at work
Need to use bathroom

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10-11-2007 , 12:53 PM

#19

Baloosh

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The vast major'ty
Of you moronic idjuts
Fail at the haiku

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10-11-2007 , 01:00 PM

#20

Wheelzie

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had some popeyes
it was rather decent i m o
next time cook longer

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10-11-2007 , 02:07 PM

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goofyballer

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

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10-11-2007 , 02:18 PM

#22

divides_by_zero

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

He's not even a nit, he's just an idiot. Or = 1 ange = 2 juice = 3 to = 4 end = 5

5 syllables dumkauf

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10-11-2007 , 02:42 PM

#23

bravos1

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5-7-5?? last line is 4 only??

Goofyballer looks
like Sammy [censored] Farha
compared to you, nit

He's not even a nit, he's just an idiot. Or = 1 ange = 2 juice = 3 to = 4 end = 5

5 syllables dumkauf

obv orange is pronounced "urnge" in his ghetto!

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11-30-2007 , 03:18 PM

#24

JoeWilson28

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Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,270

Tired of MILF threads
That show women who are young
Post real MILF below

She must be as old
As your ACTUAL mother
Check age, then post here...

I will spare you guys
Since Mom is seventy-three
And I drew a blank...