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sometimes i do this but other times i cup my hand at the top of my peen and just create a little cup area to contain the sperm.

More the 'cup' these days but the stomach/chest is not unusual by any means.

If I try to pull fancy moves like this, it ends up in my eye.

more answers i wana know

this is often true but i have some faith in many types of womens as well.

it's selection bias. you dont see the normal, stable women so much as you constantly hear stories about (and see) women who are crazy drama queens and/or bitches.

therefore, selection bias. The normal girls are not noticed as much as the drama queens.

well mine is slanted a little upwards, so perfect for the chest finish, and this used to be standard. but its messier and i got tired of dealing with that so now i just cup near the head when i am cumming and i catch all of it right there. then i just wipe off my hands with some whatever (tissue paper) and I'm done.

hand is slanted over the head to catch like so.

_____/_______/
____/_______/
___/_______/
__/_______/HAND
_/_______/
/_______/
|______|PEEN HEAD

fyp

thats gross yo

its just easier to clean up. does nobody else use this method?

I just blast wild and watch it fly.

lolwut

k I am very late to this party, but I will answer every question that catches my eye whether they've been answered or not.

For me it's mostly just how much I like the shape of a woman's butt. But there's also the tightness and the fact that it's taboo. There's also some kind of innate attraction I feel that I can't really describe.

Because they get rejected by women and build up large amounts of contempt for them. This is one way it manifests itself.

Definitely face. A woman with a pretty face is pretty no matter what her body looks like (as long as she's not a mac truck). A woman with an ugly face is ugly no matter how incredible her body is, IMO. Plus you have to be seen in public with her, etc...

So much that I fear for what happens to me when I reach the end of the ladder. I have no idea how to deal with it. I probably wouldn't even get hard watching something like lesbian porn these days. Never knew there was a term for it though, that's awesome.

Hell no, couldn't care less about numbers as long as she looks good.

#2 in a heartbeat.

LOL, no. When they try to give me their terrible handjobs I usually just let them know it's not gonna happen after a minute or two and the novelty wears off.

Maybe once or twice when I was a youngin. Seems pointlessly messy now. Paper Towels/Tissues FTW. Occasionally Danny's cup method. I go through phases.

definately tissues, but the cup when in desperate need..

Wait, like, directly into the tissue? Are you covering your peen with the tissue or what? Explain further please.

Doesnt make any sense DUCY

Edit: The DUCY is a retoric question as only women ask questions in this thread + i know the answer to it ldo

Guys are not afraid of marriage, just afraid of marrying the wrong girl, which in mens mind will be the end of happy life.

Girl #1. All the "problems" with her is what we deal with in any relationship thus we are used to that ****.

"every guy thinks she is gorgeous and she was the "popular girl" in school"
These kind of things holds no value to men (compared to women atleast)

Yeah and men never do this (and we would never be told the true numbers anyway).
Men don`t care for details, we have a would hit or not. This scale is blurred when drunk though.

Cause #1 is real.

Yeah makes it a lot easier to drink.

I can pretty much always tell nearly exactly how much a girl weighs but i always underguess by 20 pounds and act 100% dead serious when she laughs at my guess and protest there is NO WAY that she could weigh that much.

ftw.

make a cup? wtf??

this.

Girl 2 everytime.

Porn Creep - has happened but i am currently in recovery. basically, it's that be become desensitized to the pr0n. as taboo stuff becomes more mainstream, there is less stuff that is actually normal. i still think most guys watching rough pr0n do it because it's ****ing hot and NOT because they want to rape someone. however, pr0n often prevents sex crimes imo by offering a release to the potential offender.

marriage - i def want to. it is very sad/pathetic if a man can get to 35 or so and still be so mentally immature that he isn't willing to commit to one woman. then again, the guys who DO commit by getting married when they know full well that they aren't ready for it and subsequently go on to cheat over and over are even worse imo.

off-topic - i'm way above avg IQ and consider myself to be very intelligent although often not in the traditional academic sense. i guess this is where poker appeals. mentally slow people could never win at it. ANYWAY, i'm also quite camp at times and like to show my emotions. i can also talk to girls about 'deep' stuff and like to get a sense of empathy for how they feel/think.

i'm far from perfect, but unfortunately most/lots of men are just cavemen morans. seriously. they are so insecure and dumb that they feel they have to conform to BS societal norms about what a 'real man' is. idiots who refuse to wear pink or drive an eco-friendly car. they also have no idea what male grooming entails.

anyway, with these idiots it's not just the physical that sucks. mentally, they are so moronic and inferior that they depress me eternally. how they ever trap a woman into being with them for any length of time is beyond me. like i said, maybe this type of man is merely the product of poor/scrappy backgrounds where he had to be tough... but i really hate these types of men and there are ****ing millions in every country. women have my sympathy.

dude quit answering old ass questions!!!

what position do u masturbate in? do you do it in different positions for different places? like if you are in bed do you lay on your back? in the shower do u stand up or get on your knees and just jizz into the drain?

Straight down the drain

But I pop the cover off first and lie face down and give it to the dirty **** toy hard and fast

v difficult to do standing up.

always sitting down.

pr0n movies lie to you.

also i prob did it too much as a teen and now have a super silly high appetite for it. be warned.