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physics 02-14-2011 05:13 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24801227)
Update (Cliffs): Went out w/ her. Went to ridiculously expensive restaurant even though she knows I don't have very much money.

We hit it (protection, ldo).

She goes ****ing bat**** about some fb message she sent me a month ago. I dip even though I was planning on crashing, she goes more crazy. Now she's texting/calling/writing on my wall like nothing happened (desperation,ldo).

Do I:

A) Defriend/Lose #/Ignore all contact

B) Defriend/Lose #/Ignore all contact/Run like hell

C) Simply explain things aren't working out/Defriend/Lose #/Ignore all contact/Run like hell

D) Try and maintain civility/explain things aren't working out/play by ear

E) Sell my penis

E (send pics) C/D explain that things arent right, but try to remain civil for a bit at least, dont insta-defriend but do it if/when needed

jmitchell42 02-14-2011 05:21 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutefat (Post 24798643)
He's more man than you'll ever be and can do more with 6 or 7 fingers than you could ever do with your entire body!

pretty solid gimmick iyam.

MsBlueberry 02-14-2011 09:30 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN- (Post 24802839)
WELL I DO SAY! my monocle just fogged up a bit

You bet your sweet ascot it did!:heart:

Jacky, I'd go with option C. There is no reason to treat her poorly. Give her some clarity and the respect of an explanation, let her respond, then it cut off. Nothing you say will satisfy her in the short term, so it's best not to rehash it with her multiple times. She will either want to rant or reconnect. You don't want to hear either, and she will come to terms faster if she doesn't feel a sense of hope by maintaining contact.

A&B are too jarring and that's how stories about "this crazy chick who keyed my car and stalked me" get started. D is too passive and she'll think there's a chance.

JackyWang 02-14-2011 09:34 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by physics (Post 24803827)
E (send pics) C/D explain that things arent right, but try to remain civil for a bit at least, dont insta-defriend but do it if/when needed

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry (Post 24805412)
Jacky, I'd go with option C. There is no reason to treat her poorly. Give her some clarity and the respect of an explanation, let her respond, then it cut off. Nothing you say will satisfy her in the short term, so it's best not to rehash it with her multiple times. She will either want to rant or reconnect. You don't want to hear either, and she will come to terms faster if she doesn't feel a sense of hope by maintaining contact.

A&B are too jarring and that's how stories about "this crazy chick who keyed my car and stalked me" get started. D is too passive and she'll think there's a chance.

I :heart: you ladies. ****ing love this thread. Either of you wanna make out?

physics 02-14-2011 11:10 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
pics first then we'l discuss making out....

ToTheInternet 02-14-2011 11:18 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24801227)

E) Sell my penis

If you sell your penis, don't get ripped off.

budumtish

Da33le 02-14-2011 11:21 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
MSBlue won't make out with you. Your post count is nowhere near big enough.

No Fizzle 02-14-2011 02:03 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by physics (Post 24806424)
pics first then we'l discuss making out....

Do you like lumberjacks? If so, I'm totally gonna score.

MsBlueberry 02-14-2011 02:04 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Two posts above, post count is a euphemism for (choose most likely):
  1. heart
  2. penis
  3. reputation
  4. bank account
  5. (sexual)skill set
  6. horse pron collection

No Fizzle 02-14-2011 02:06 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry (Post 24809249)
Two posts above, post count is a euphemism for (choose most likely):
  1. heart
  2. penis
  3. reputation
  4. bank account
  5. (sexual)skill set
  6. horse pron collection


5?

Da33le 02-14-2011 02:11 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry (Post 24809249)
Two posts above, post count is a euphemism for (choose most likely):
  1. heart
  2. penis
  3. reputation
  4. bank account
  5. (sexual)skill set
  6. horse pron collection

Am I just two posts above to you now? Are you mad at me :(.

Whatever I did, I'm sorry.

I'd say it's 2,4 and 5.

JackyWang 02-14-2011 02:15 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by physics (Post 24806424)
pics first then we'l discuss making out....

Gotta make a photobucket for this account. I'll do it later. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by No Fizzle (Post 24809223)
Do you like neanderthals? If so, I'm totally gonna score.

FYP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry (Post 24809249)
Two posts above, post count is a euphemism for (choose most likely):
  1. heart
  2. penis
  3. reputation
  4. bank account
  5. (sexual)skill set
  6. horse pron collection

3 ainec. Maybe 6. :rolleyes:

MsBlueberry 02-14-2011 02:31 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
:laugh:

Kristy 02-14-2011 06:00 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn (Post 24758143)
Ladies, passive aggression: hot or totally hot?

Makes me stabby.

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 24777210)
Ladies

What's the sexiest accent to you?

English (not livepool) or Irish

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossi094 (Post 24784076)
do girls always expect the guy to initiate the conversation, and continue to try to escalate? If i was introduced to a girl at a party, is it my responsibility to keep the interaction going?

I prefer it if he does.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN- (Post 24791921)
ladies,

how far along into courtship do you look at a mans fingernails to determine if they are fit to fingerbang you within an inch of your life?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry (Post 24793771)
After several carriage rides and perhaps 2-3 chaperoned teas, I may ask to see his ungloved hand. The Dids story makes me tingle under my petticoat!:o

not this.
Acquire currency/Expose digits.jpg

JackyWang 02-14-2011 06:45 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by physics (Post 24806424)
pics first then we'l discuss making out....

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24809436)
Gotta make a photobucket for this account. I'll do it later. ;)

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/...4at16342-1.jpg

sooo... can we make out or what?

AwesomeO 02-14-2011 07:06 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24815282)

Ocker on one..

diebitter 02-14-2011 08:12 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Ladies


1) Could you imagine yourself killing someone?
2) If you were to be eaten by cannibals, how would you like to be prepared?
3) Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in schools?
4) Should burning the National Flag be illegal?
5) What's the weirdest thing about you?
6) Which one of these would you choose if you had to lose one thing forever - chocolate or alcohol?
7) What is your favourite book?
8) What is your favourite TV character?
9) Is there someone who turns you on that you hate yourself for being turned on by him/her/it?
10) Do you think women talk too much, or men talk too little?

ToTheInternet 02-14-2011 08:14 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN- (Post 24802839)
WELL I DO SAY! my monocle just fogged up a bit

:laugh::laugh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 24816407)
3) Should Evolution and Creationism be taught side-by-side in schools?

I have a problem with Evolution and Creationism being taught side-by-side in schools. Wouldn't it be better if students were just allowed to sit in whatever formation they found comfortable, instead of just side-by-side? That sounds arbitrarily restrictive! I'm going to start a course and call it, "Evolution and Creationism; seating up to you."

rossi094 02-14-2011 10:25 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
creationism is a creation of religion no? It doesn't have scientific merits and should not be taught in public schools because of the separation of church and state.

Kevroc 02-15-2011 07:32 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 24814197)

English (not livepool) or Irish

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/...deadpool-1.jpg

rafiki 02-15-2011 09:21 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
^^^was always one of my favs

ibelieveyouoweme$80k 02-16-2011 06:43 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Do we have any 45-55-year-old ladies in this group of regular posters?

DrakeWalls 02-16-2011 09:34 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ibelieveinkolb (Post 24847547)
Do we have any 45-55-year-old ladies in this group of regular posters?

physics just celebrated her 50th birthday

JackyWang 02-16-2011 11:39 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24805438)
I :heart: you ladies. ****ing love this thread. Either of you wanna make out?

Quote:

Originally Posted by physics (Post 24806424)
pics first then we'l discuss making out....

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackyWang (Post 24815282)
sooo... can we make out or what?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrakeWalls (Post 24848620)
physics just celebrated her 50th birthday

:popcorn:

Kristy 02-17-2011 05:38 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 24816407)
Ladies


1) Could you imagine yourself killing someone?
Sure.
2) If you were to be eaten by cannibals, how would you like to be prepared?
beer fed
3) Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in schools?
No, realistically science and religion are both soundly abused by the masses. They should spend that time teaching something useful like parenting.
4) Should burning the National Flag be illegal?
Nah
5) What's the weirdest thing about you?
Either that touching most things makes me very uncomfortable (GW is exempt) OR that my eyes appear to change colour depending on mood.
6) Which one of these would you choose if you had to lose one thing forever - chocolate or alcohol?
Chocolate ainec. It is ok, but I don't know why women are all so ******* crazy about it.
7) What is your favourite book?
The one I'm currently reading.
8) What is your favourite TV character?
Probably House, though that is not my favourite show.
9) Is there someone who turns you on that you hate yourself for being turned on by him/her/it?
Yes
10) Do you think women talk too much, or men talk too little?
Men too little. I find their lack of detail or personal interpretation of what they've experienced usually comes off as stupid or lazy.

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