Mine was a lady problem and I had to spend some time in the hospital for it, so it's a pretty extreme instance, atleast for me. Normally if I have a cold or cough or whatever, it don't matter. Fever sex is hot. You might just want to go for a bit shorter of time.

Being a back door man: If a girl says she's not into anal or ass play it's probably because she's feeling self conscious about hygiene down there or you caught her at a bad time. Keep suggesting it and being cool about it, she'll come around. Or buy her some cute toy, like FlexiFelix. Every girl should try this, imo.

Favorite positions right now are doggie on the Liberator or piledriver if I'm feeling porntacular.

octopi is my new favorite poster

oh man, check out this crazy vibe

Why are you so awesome Octopi?

My thoughts exactly. Oh well, I guess you can't always get what you want.

Edit to add: It was cough/cold, I think nausea/vomiting would be understandable

my question did not get answered even if it was only semi serious

thanksb

try and get action there. Delayed action is for quitters.

A girl asks for my number, does she want me to siihp?

Follow-up: What if the above happens right after she leaves a guy she was with?

Have you ever used sex as a means to get something you want?

yes bang her while she's drunk, don't wait for her to be sober, she probably won't remeber you anyways

if she ask for your number she wants the penis, and if she just broke up with an EX you gonna get it real good, expecially if your the BF

everytime and anytime

OK here it is:

When things are going smoothly it's because of the alcohol, when you ask for the number we give it because we don't want to be mean/rude, then when you call we're actually sober and realize that we weren't really interested in you but had the beer goggles on, and yes, women wear beer goggles too.

In my case, they're vodka goggles though.

T

Absolutely.

Husbands love this and they know we're using it to get what we want and they go with it because they know it's probably the only way they'll get a BJ.

I had to do this quite often when I was married in order to go on my Vegas/poker trips.

T

I take it you support the legalization of prostitution then?

what was your best cunnilinguis? use as much detail as possible.

also your best ****?

I can't take it seriously, I just find it funny (both to spank and be spanked)

yup. discounted coke from an ex fk buddy who happened to be a drug dealer

love it. i love anything pain related during sex.

I don't have a problem with legalizing it, your paying for a service just like anything else like a maid or having somebody shine your shoes

I prefer scratching or biting when i want pain

i prefer choking and smacking

Absolutely. That way the girls can be governed, have to pay taxes, get health exams, etc. The safest prositutes are in Costa Rica, imo.

T

I can not handle choking, i don't like my bf's hand anywhere near my neck, not even the slightest bit of pressure on it, it maybe me feel really uncomfortable. it' not that I don't trust him or anything like that, the feeling is just very unnerving

I prefer spanking and most of all: PULL my god damn hair, HARD!!

T