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01-20-2009 , 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by brian0721
FYP
yeah i was j/k about getting giz to pm me
01-20-2009 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Is there any type of sexual act you're embarrassed to ask for?
maybe for the first bit... but you should be able to ask the person you are sexing for what ever you want a month or so in.

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Have you ever dumped someone purely because of bad sexual performance? Explain.
no, but it would go on the list of cons... and count for alot

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Regardless of whether you accept or not, do you like a guy to try and sleep with you on the first date?
i dont think this matters either way.
01-20-2009 , 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Well hell I'm only gonna be there like a day.
trip extension?

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
No, I have none-ies.
ready for the free breast inspection?

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Originally Posted by Sparki
maybe for the first bit... but you should be able to ask the person you are sexing for what ever you want a month or so in.
and what is it that you ask for?
01-20-2009 , 02:48 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
01-20-2009 , 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
My sample size of one, it says no.
lolsamplesizaments

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Is there any type of sexual act you're embarrassed to ask for?
I don't really ask for oral, but I don't need to be prompted so why should he... he should do it a) of his own accord b) ENJOY IT.

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Have you ever dumped someone purely because of bad sexual performance? Explain.
Nope, sorry.

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Regardless of whether you accept or not, do you like a guy to try and sleep with you on the first date?
I generally think it wouldn't matter, but probably not if it's a guy I want to have a last relationship with, I tend to go in for more of an organic relationship where we first are friends. If that happened and it didn't go okay I'm more likely to do a runner in the early hours while you sleep...
01-20-2009 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
I googled necrophilia to make sure I was spelling it right. And thanatophilia is just cool sounding.
THANATOPSIS

by: William Cullen Bryant (1794-1878)

O him who in the love of Nature holds
Communion with her visible forms, she speaks
A various language; for his gayer hours
She has a voice of gladness, and a smile
And eloquence of beauty, and she glides
Into his darker musings, with a mild
And healing sympathy, that steals away
Their sharpness, ere he is aware. When thoughts
Of the last bitter hour come like a blight
Over thy spirit, and sad images
Of the stern agony, and shroud, and pall,
And breathless darkness, and the narrow house,
Make thee to shudder and grow sick at heart;--
Go forth, under the open sky, and list
To Nature's teachings, while from all around--
Earth and her waters, and the depths of air--
Comes a still voice--Yet a few days, and thee
The all-beholding sun shall see no more
In all his course; nor yet in the cold ground,
Where thy pale form was laid with many tears,
Nor in the embrace of ocean, shall exist
Thy image. Earth, that nourish'd thee, shall claim
Thy growth, to be resolved to earth again,
And, lost each human trace, surrendering up
Thine individual being, shalt thou go
To mix for ever with the elements,
To be a brother to the insensible rock,
And to the sluggish clod, which the rude swain
Turns with his share, and treads upon. The oak
Shall send his roots abroad, and pierce thy mould.

Yet not to thine eternal resting-place
Shalt thou retire alone, nor couldst thou wish
Couch more magnificent. Thou shalt lie down
With patriarchs of the infant world--with kings,
The powerful of the earth--the wise, the good,
Fair forms, and hoary seers of ages past,
All in one mighty sepulchre. The hills
Rock-ribb'd and ancient as the sun,--the vales
Stretching in pensive quietness between;
The venerable woods; rivers that move
In majesty, and the complaining brooks
That make the meadows green; and, pour'd round all,
Old Ocean's grey and melancholy waste,--
Are but the solemn decorations all
Of the great tomb of man. The golden sun,
The planets, all the infinite host of heaven,
Are shining on the sad abodes of death,
Through the still lapse of ages. All that tread
The globe are but a handful to the tribes
That slumber in its bosom.--Take the wings
Of morning, pierce the Barcan wilderness,
Or lose thyself in the continuous woods
Where rolls the Oregon and hears no sound
Save his own dashings--yet the dead are there:
And millions in those solitudes, since first
The flight of years began, have laid them down
In their last sleep--the dead reign there alone.
So shalt thou rest: and what if thou withdraw
In silence from the living, and no friend
Take note of thy departure? All that breathe
Will share thy destiny. The gay will laugh
When thou art gone, the solemn brood of care
Plod on, and each one as before will chase
His favourite phantom; yet all these shall leave
Their mirth and their employments, and shall come
And make their bed with thee. As the long train
Of ages glides away, the sons of men,
The youth in life's green spring, and he who goes
In the full strength of years, matron and maid,
The speechless babe, and the gray-headed man--
Shall one by one be gathered to thy side
By those who in their turn shall follow them.

So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan which moves
To that mysterious realm where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged by his dungeon; but, sustain'd and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave,
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.



Hawt imo.

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Originally Posted by zan nen
sex with the dead sounds pretty hot but there must be some bell curve between hotness and TOD
I don't think a bell curve is what you think it is.

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Originally Posted by brian0721
doubtful afaik... pretty sure ive seen not "none-ies"
Double negatives itt.

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
trip extension?
Won't be the only thing extended amirite!
01-20-2009 , 09:26 AM
Read Marquis de Sade imo
01-20-2009 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
and what is it that you ask for?
lots and lots of variety. I ask for a bit of adventure.
01-20-2009 , 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by reefdawg
Read Marquis de Sade imo
I never fapped so hard to one book.
01-20-2009 , 11:49 AM
And how short is too short females? Height wise? I'm 5'6" and a of my girl friends say they'd never date me because I'm so short. Is this just a nice way of telling me I like like an oompa loompa or what?
01-20-2009 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TimmayB
And how short is too short females? Height wise? I'm 5'6" and a of my girl friends say they'd never date me because I'm so short. Is this just a nice way of telling me I like like an oompa loompa or what?

It has nothing to do with your height...

Short guys generally act like they have something to prove. This makes them dbags. Also if you are short donít make your gf wear flats so she is not a foot taller then you... that is just rude, and she will resent you for it.
01-20-2009 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparki
It has nothing to do with your height...

Short guys generally act like they have something to prove. This makes them dbags. Also if you are short donít make your gf wear flats so she is not a foot taller then you... that is just rude, and she will resent you for it.
What if I'm a quiet, fun-loving short guy? Does that most likely mean I am oompa loompaish?
01-20-2009 , 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TimmayB
What if I'm a quiet, fun-loving short guy? Does that most likely mean I am gos?
Yes, yes it does
01-20-2009 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SomeoneElse
Yes, yes it does
Okay I LOL'ed. nh. No u. etc etc.
01-20-2009 , 03:07 PM
why is my **** thicker than a beercan on full moons???????????
01-20-2009 , 03:15 PM
bump for questions for new people to answer: joey, giz, etc

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Originally Posted by EWS87
ok i got one...would u rather suck hairy balls...or lick a shaved *******
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Originally Posted by Bagonirix
Would you take a facial, or just swallow it?
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Originally Posted by Himself
how often do you masturbate?
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Where is the clitoris? A website said "at the crest of the labia." What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?
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Originally Posted by Himself
my gf won't let me cum in her mouth. should i just pretend i didn't know ejaculation was imminent and cum in her mouth anyway?
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Originally Posted by Himself
do you spend extra time cleaning your vagina? are you self-conscious about it being an unpleasant odor? did you know the plural of vagina is vaginae?
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Originally Posted by bobboufl11
what do you think about when you masturbate?
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Originally Posted by bobboufl11
if a hot guy's wearing tight pants do you check out the package?
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Originally Posted by diebitter
Would you seriously consider kissing another woman? A really cute one?
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Originally Posted by diebitter
would you kiss a girl in front of a webcam for a bet?
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Originally Posted by pokerbobo
Thoughts on Manscaping?
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Originally Posted by Khaos4k
Can I touch your boobs?
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Originally Posted by PapaSmurf
Thoughts on spanking?
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
favorite sex positions?
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Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal
First post...

Pretty specific sex question: do girls that don't like anal sex still like getting their anus fondled during sex? Or should guys stay clear altogether of the anus if the girl doesn't like anal penetration?

(i'm talking about gentle fondling, no penetration at all)
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Have you ever used sex as a means to get something you want?
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Originally Posted by STA654
what are the qualities you look for in a fk buddy?
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Two questions (grunching): If you are engaged in anal, what's wrong with coming in teh butt?

Semi-related in a general fashion: Come - What to do with it? If you're on the pill, obviously not a huge issue, but where should it go in most cases? Keep a towel handy? Get it on her stomach/back?
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Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal
Wow

Do you actually enjoy swallowing? Isn't the consistence/taste/smell of semen a little funky to swallow?

What approx. percentage of all girls would you say like swallowing, iyo?

What approx. percentage of all girls like a guy to cum on her boobs/ass?
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Originally Posted by brainfreeze0
Do you swallow?
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Originally Posted by ROADHEAD
Have you ever had the shocker, you know two in the pink one in the stink?
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Originally Posted by brian0721
is it a big deal for you to show your bewbs to someone
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Originally Posted by brian0721
ever have done, or ever will do dp?
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Originally Posted by brian0721
when was your first sexual encounter with the same sex
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
Sybian.

Thoughts?
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do you completely shave your pussy? or partial or wat?
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Originally Posted by brian0721
wats the most fingers you have put in your vajayjay
wats the most fingers someone else has put in your vajayjay
wats the most fingers you have put in your booty
wats the most fingers someone else has put in your booty
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Originally Posted by brian0721
how much can you fit down your throat
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how big are your nips
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Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour
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Originally Posted by bullet627
do any of you ladies have any tats?

if so...pix plz.
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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
I got a question. I'm going to have to phrase it in SFW form tho.

In adult films when the man is using his tongue most of the time he is on hyperdrive. Is this optimal or is slow and sensual better?

Also, buuhole licking? How long should I date a girl before I attempt this?
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wat color are the nips
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Is it better to suprise the girl with the buuhole or ask her about it?
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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1
biggest uve seen?
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how big are your terts
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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1
smallest youve seen?
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Originally Posted by PhoenixD
Do you like circumcised peens more? I already know the answer because my peen is cut and awesome. But I want to hear the answer so I can stroke him while I read it and feel superior to the penis hat crowd.
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Originally Posted by FlyingRat
Can women be trusted?
01-20-2009 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TimmayB
What if I'm a quiet, fun-loving short guy? Does that most likely mean I am oompa loompaish?
Fwiw, my boyfriend is 5ft6". Though, I am only 5ft5"...
01-20-2009 , 03:49 PM
looks like you got some questions to answer JC
01-20-2009 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by brian0721
looks like you got some questions to answer JC
Oh man, yeah I've answered a few of those, lists like that are pretty intimidating and off-putting, and dominate the page </3

But I shall take a peek...
01-20-2009 , 03:53 PM
I've answered all of those already. I think.
01-20-2009 , 03:56 PM
why is it that small guys always seem to get with really tall girls but when you have a fellow who is a giant he seems to be always going out with a girl small enough to give him a bj while standing.
01-20-2009 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK
Oh man, yeah I've answered a few of those, lists like that are pretty intimidating and off-putting, and dominate the page </3

But I shall take a peek...
haha... youll be ok imo
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
I've answered all of those already. I think.
i dont know if you did all of them... im sure there are more that i missed that i will check for
01-20-2009 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tommyombomb
why is it that small guys always seem to get with really tall girls but when you have a fellow who is a giant he seems to be always going out with a girl small enough to give him a bj while standing.
You know... I've always wondered. Fwiw, I'm 5'6" and I prefer a guy taller than me. I like to be able to wear my very high heels and still be the shorter one!
01-20-2009 , 04:00 PM
a high school friend of mine had a girlfriend that was like 5'10 when he was like 5'3 and he used to sit on her lap and stuff it was the weirdest chit in the world
01-20-2009 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal
Question inspired by another thread on BBV4L:

Thoughts on kissing a guy after he went down on you?

I'm guessing it's no biggie.
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Originally Posted by rhymenocerus
Is it really true that you guyz like the smell of male body oder, my friend was telling me this and I was like gtfo take a shower man
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Originally Posted by FulanoDeTal
Do you like the smell of cologne on a guy? Or do you prefer just the "clean" smell of the soap or bath gel he used to shower?
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Originally Posted by bobboufl11
how do you feel about a curved ****? which direction is ok?
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Originally Posted by thanksb
is it lame for a guy to finger a girl these days or was that strictly an 8th grade thing? the reason why I ask is because I personally find it easily to give a chick an orgasm from fingering her.
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Say you're with a guy, 69ing, and he sticks a tongue in your ass.. Uncalled for? Okay?
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Originally Posted by rakes.a.beach
do you pee in the shower? if so, do you do it standing up or squatting?

also, would you pee on a bush besides a freeway in the desert?
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Originally Posted by IareCoolkthxBai
How do you girls feel about bewbs? Like it when guys play with 'em/rub/massage them certain way? what about sucking/nibbling on the nips?
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Originally Posted by 4_2_it
What proportion of sexual activity should be devoted to foreplay (defined as all activity prior to the start of intercourse)? Is is closer to 25% or 75% of "sexytime"?
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Originally Posted by diebitter
Who's the hottest 4Lifer, in your opinion?
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Originally Posted by Sdid
how come girls always want to be extremely good friends but never gfs?
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
Moustache rides.

Yes or No?
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Originally Posted by skillgambler
do women come really fast after not masturbating/having sex for an extended period of time(>24h) ?
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Originally Posted by diebitter
Have you ever pretended to be much more drunk than you are so you could flirt outrageously/sleep with a guy and have a next-day excuse?

Last edited by brian0721; 01-20-2009 at 04:07 PM.

      
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