or body wash. surprise me.

LOL! Could you imagine a tongue that long? Kinda ick.

That's what she said!!

If you like a guy and he doesn't get the hint then you do the escalating. If he still doesn't get the hint, you tell him to gtfo.

I have never heard here lesbian story, just heard of them. My interest is piqued.

I honestly didn't know it was such a wide spread thing. For me, hepatitis A doesn't sound all that cool, though.

Erm, there is no way soap is getting up there. Yeast infection ftl.

And sometimes I lament not being able to stand up. But then other times I'm so very happy to be a girl. But seeing as how I've never had a penis in the first place, I am inadequate at answering your question.

No one is stopping you. I'd make it, but an analingus poll created by a girl would get so much more traffic.

lol wtf
It´s not about directly touching the prostate obv, you experts.

Yes, yes.

I looked it up.

Achieving A Prostate Orgasm
A prostate orgasm stimulation can be performed alone, by a professional, or with a partner.

The most common and most effective way to perform prostate stimulation is through the anus. Traditionally, when a partner or spouse helped with the prostate orgasm stimulation, they used their finger.

They would insert their finger into the anus and massage the prostate gland gently.

The prostate is easy to locate. It is a few inches above the anus on the belly side. It is about the size of a walnut (when not enlarged) and easy to feel and recognize.

The prostate orgasm is achieved by massaging and squeezing the prostate gland in a downward motion. During a prostate orgasm, semen flows out rather than being squirted out (as in a regular ejaculation).

The problem with fingers is that they are usually about and inch or two too short to do the job well. It feels good, but, a finger doesn't usually reach to the top of the prostate gland and don't do an efficient job of milking the prostate gland (releasing the fluid).

Fwiw, the "g" spot is believed to be left over prostate in a woman.

why is my **** so fat, genetics?

It's not that it's fat, it's just that everything else on you is so small and skinny.

hmmm maybe, so i should tell women theyre not really fat its just that the world is so small and skinny

am i hawt?
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Ill double R34's order of ShamWows if she does...and I'll even let her buy the ShamWow Shutter Cleaner for $10 (a $20 value!)

i came

does this mean gays have more fun?

Probably.

I dunno about getting my prostate massaged but when a girl is going down on me and she licks my ******* it's pretty ****ing sweet

no.

fml

unless the girl was a total sloot I didn't know/care about, i'd let a girl lick my arse like 0% of the time.

Yeah, fwiw, even if you shower the anus is still pretty bacteria filled. Even with bleaching and what not.



Oh but JA, I've heard that getting a blow job + prostate stimulation is like heaven. I've never done it, it's just what I've heard. So you can have fun too. In a non ghey way.

I think teh bleaching is just for the pr0n stars

Not true imo. I've had a girl attempt it before and she didn't get too far before I judo chopped her hand outta there. Then a doctor checked my prostate onetime when I had to have my appendix out and it was even less pleasing.

Like I said, it's what I've heard. =/

I've known a few girls who were laxative whores.
They bleached theirs cause they were ****ting so much.
Ice skaters... crazy bitches.

are u tonya harding

I´m still alive.

And during sex I don´t think about bacterias or whatever. When I sleep with a woman, her body is my temple and I´m loving and worshipping every single piece of it, which means I want to touch it, kiss it, smell it, feel it.

lol, and when a doctor touches your penus you instacum?

ygos?