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omg, srsly?

You're a university educated beauty queen. How can you be so smart and hot and have self esteem issues..there really is no hope for the rest of womankind.

Last edited by Kristy; 06-10-2009 at 11:26 AM. Reason: in b4 bout tree fiddy

06-10-2009 , 11:25 AM

#10853

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

I've figured out what Bruiser reminds me of. It's that SNL cartoon that had the special version of "Song of the South" that Walt Disney only played at parties that went "Zipadee doo da, zipadee day. Negroes are inferior in every way."

06-10-2009 , 11:27 AM

#10854

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by kylmac85

jacktay, how much money would it cost for a dome job ending in a money shot? And don't say there is no number, everyones a whore for a price

for you, it's on the house

06-10-2009 , 11:29 AM

#10855

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacktay

for you, it's on the face

fyp

06-10-2009 , 11:31 AM

#10856

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

omg, srsly?

You're a university educated beauty queen. How can you be so smart and hot and have self esteem issues..there really is no hope for the rest of womankind.

......and yet i long to be just like you, oh wise one

06-10-2009 , 11:33 AM

#10857

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacktay

......and yet i long to be just like you, oh wise one

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacktay

passive/aggressive itt

06-10-2009 , 11:33 AM

#10858

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by theBruiser500

i think it is funny and extrordinarily pathetic that i come on here to have a serious discussion about something controversial and important and get lambasted from all sides as being a flat out terrible person. my discussion is eschewed. and the discussions on here revolves around diebitter saying "bunnies, shake your tails!", and this guy k0derkid right above me talking about cumming on faces.

Hey, I can be serious. I asked all the ladies to submit to a rigorous scientific study involing a taste test, for example.

06-10-2009 , 11:33 AM

#10859

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

you girls should quit the self-esteem discussion and just post tert pics

06-10-2009 , 11:34 AM

#10860

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Bruiser, howzabout a survivor again?

(j/k, Bruiser's alright in my book)

06-10-2009 , 11:37 AM

#10861

kylmac85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,500

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacktay

for you, it's on the house

awww you just made my day

06-10-2009 , 11:38 AM

#10862

MattVanDam

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,512

Ladies, please place the following in order of importence to you in a potential long term boyfriend;

1) Likes doing things you want to do
2) Physically Attractive
3) Makes you LOL
4) Great in Bed
5) Personal appearance (grooming, clothes etc)
6) kind, generous, sensitive to your needs
7) Romantic
8) Reliability
9) Wants to have children with you
10) Financially secure

06-10-2009 , 11:40 AM

#10863

kylmac85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,500

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattVanDam

Ladies, please place the following in order of importence to you in a potential long term boyfriend;

1)money

fyp

06-10-2009 , 11:44 AM

#10864

TimmayB

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacktay

......and yet i long to be just like you, oh wise one

No u

Quote:

Originally Posted by kylmac85

jacktay, how much money would it cost for a dome job ending in a money shot? And don't say there is no number, everyones a whore for a price

Somewhere in the ballpark of three dollars and forty seven cents.

06-10-2009 , 11:46 AM

#10865

TimmayB

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattVanDam

Ladies, please place the following in order of importence to you in a potential long term boyfriend;

1) Likes doing things you want to do
2) Physically Attractive
3) Makes you LOL
4) Great in Bed
5) Personal appearance (grooming, clothes etc)
6) kind, generous, sensitive to your needs
7) Romantic
8) Reliability
9) Wants to have children with you
10) Financially secure

These are the only three options you needed afaik.

06-10-2009 , 11:50 AM

#10866

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

list the order these batman would get to run train on you

adam west who is mayor adam west on family guy

michael keaton from mr mom

val kilmer from entourage he played a sherpa

george clooney from one fine day, and appearances on Roseanne

or christian bale the voice of THOMAS in disneys pocahontas

06-10-2009 , 11:52 AM

#10867

TimmayB

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

3, 1, 2.

Last edited by TimmayB; 06-10-2009 at 11:53 AM. Reason: using the right system obv

06-10-2009 , 11:55 AM

#10868

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

the system is flawed

06-10-2009 , 11:57 AM

#10869

Wyman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 13,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

let's hope you have a female professor!

All being taught by guys, unfortunately. One of my advisors is a woman, and I really wish she was the one teaching any of these courses. Also she'd probably lol if I could connect Noetherian rings and sexytime in any way (caming on face might be a little graphic, though). Some of the other profs... not so much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

ps I bet people call you hymen all the time!

I don't think anyone's ever *called* me hymen, although it has oft been noted that Wyman does, in fact, rhyme with hymen. Nice catch.

06-10-2009 , 12:07 PM

#10870

Gizmo

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This fight pissed me off. You all tag teamed that guy for being no less sexist than 90% of the posts in 4life.

Giz your well written responses were completely lost because in each one you threw in an unfunny insult. Let your work, intelligence and beliefs stand for itself! The "You're stupid" "You don't know how to quote" stuff is hurting your cause.

I think it was actually kylmac (which is funny because he is your P.I.C. here) who pointed this out to me in some OMGOMG squabble you had, but it is true;

You put in a load of unnecessary little pokes and then if someone bites- you go into defensive "poor me, I'm the victim mode"

Please understand that I'm paying you a compliment here.. YOU DON'T NEED TO SINK TO THAT LEVEL

Let your argument stand on its own. That passive/aggressive and victim b.s. is beneath you.

Wait, what? How can I be passive aggressive if I'm actually giving the guy jabs? I don't get it.

Also, why is it okay for Kylemac to call him a "****ing idiot" and not me?
I don't get you. I really don't. The fight pisses you off because everyone ganged up on the guy, despite him being clearly wrong... because everyone else in 4life is sexist... so, like, oh well?
You're so hypercritical of the women here, and that's what bugs me.

06-10-2009 , 12:08 PM

#10871

TimmayB

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

FWIW, I also think Bruiser is a tool.

06-10-2009 , 12:09 PM

#10872

ILikeBunnies

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,712

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattVanDam

8) Reliability - trust is key
3) Makes you LOL
6) kind, generous, sensitive to your needs
4) Great in Bed
1) Likes doing things you want to do
5) Personal appearance (grooming, clothes etc)
7) Romantic
2) Physically Attractive
9) Wants to have children with you
10) Financially secure

I think. After like 2 I don't really care that much except for what he's like in bed. But, hey ask me tomorrow.

Last edited by ILikeBunnies; 06-10-2009 at 12:10 PM. Reason: 4,5,3,2,1. i think maybe 3,5,4,2,1.

06-10-2009 , 12:13 PM

#10873

TimmayB

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,086

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies

1) Likes doing things you want to do

I really enjoy bunny farms and Rangers games.

06-10-2009 , 12:14 PM

#10874

ILikeBunnies

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,712

Actually, I'm more a minigolf and movies on the couch type of girl (because then I can pause the movie and do somethign else with you.)

And I'm a cubs fan.