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I actually kinda like girls. So, I've had "sex" with a chick. A few. Most recently, I made out with a friend of a friend.

Thats sexy. I had an ex-gf that loved to eat pussy. And i loved every minute of it.

who did you ask? my birthday is wednesday and i already know i'm not getting sexed.

MFF?

06-08-2009 , 10:39 PM

#10527

TimmayB

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies

who did you ask? my birthday is wednesday and i already know i'm not getting sexed.

My birthday was Saturday and I didn't get sexed. See what I'm getting at?

06-08-2009 , 10:43 PM

#10528

Gizmo

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Sad but true story I've never once had birthday sex.

06-08-2009 , 10:56 PM

#10529

ILikeBunnies

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,712

i haven't had birthday sex since I was 17.
18 - I don't remember why.
19 - too drunk
20 - camp
21 - drunk
22 - i love a dude who is like 2,000 miles away

06-08-2009 , 10:58 PM

#10530

11beatsperminute

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Sad but true story I've never once had birthday sex.

Would this be a good pickup line on my birthday?

06-08-2009 , 11:02 PM

#10531

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies

i haven't had birthday sex since I was 17.
18 - I don't remember why.
19 - too drunk
20 - camp
21 - drunk
22 - i love a dude who is like 2,000 miles away

Hm.
Met Daniel right after my 19th birthday. He was in Iraq for my 20th and 21st. Then on my 22nd he pissed me off so much that there was no way it was going to happen, and at that point sex with him was standard and a chore.

Also

sowwy bunnies.

06-08-2009 , 11:03 PM

#10532

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

love sucks==== lust ftw

06-08-2009 , 11:07 PM

#10533

Josh J

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 349

do you like football? do you like nachos?

06-08-2009 , 11:07 PM

#10534

Gizmo

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I like college football.
And who doesn't like nachos?

06-08-2009 , 11:14 PM

#10535

ILikeBunnies

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,712

agreed with the giz and thanks. and sorry to you too.

06-08-2009 , 11:46 PM

#10536

pelicanpoker

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ladies, how many times of secksytime before you are "sore?"

06-08-2009 , 11:57 PM

#10537

172424

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

ladies, how many times of secksytime before you are "sore?"

Depends on if you stay turned on all night. If not dry sex is orrible. I therefore do not engage in sexytime unless I am turned on completely.

06-09-2009 , 12:03 AM

#10538

pelicanpoker

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Call me in a couple of days and let me know how you feel. I should be right by then. K thanks

06-09-2009 , 12:08 AM

#10539

172424

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Also well this might sound kinda funny but soreness could depend on how in shape your pelvic floor muscles are.

06-09-2009 , 12:29 AM

#10540

thanksb

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,942

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mspoopybutt

Also well this might sound kinda funny but soreness could depend on how in shape your pelvic floor muscles are.

Does it matter how hard you got fuked?

06-09-2009 , 12:42 AM

#10541

lostandgone85

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,792

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies

blah blah blah I'm a slut

06-09-2009 , 12:43 AM

#10542

172424

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thanksb

Does it matter how hard you got fuked?

idk i mean obv if u r getting it hard it might be sore but angle baby, angle. ****in amateurs

06-09-2009 , 12:50 AM

#10543

lostandgone85

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,792

who even knows

06-09-2009 , 02:35 AM

#10544

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

ladies, how many times of secksytime before you are "sore?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mspoopybutt

Depends on if you stay turned on all night. If not dry sex is orrible. I therefore do not engage in sexytime unless I am turned on completely.

I used to think I was a champion because I would make my g/f sore which of course in my mind meant I had a big ****. Turns out I was probably just no good at teh foreplay.

I'm still making girls sore, but at least I know what it's attributable to now.

06-09-2009 , 02:38 AM

#10545

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

I have not read this thread but gots a question:

IYO what are the 3 sports which you wind "sexiest"?

06-09-2009 , 02:43 AM

#10546

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Every girl is different though.
I don't know, I guess there's a difference from being sore and being hurt.

06-09-2009 , 02:51 AM

#10547

ILikeBunnies

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CCuster_911

I have not read this thread but gots a question:

IYO what are the 3 sports which you wind "sexiest"?

1. football, but only lineman (tall and big = nom nom)
2. hockey, for the same reason
3. baseball (no real reason, i had a thing for giambi when he was still on the roids.)