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Wow, I can't believe someone else has a brother who has done this to him. Of course, I'm the jerk in question, I was practicing a backswing when I was ~16, and he walked right into the club, cheek first.

Also, on topic, if your gf doesn't seem to go down on you as often as you muffdive, just ask her why. I had this problem, and it turned out that she didn't think she was good enough at it/thought I was bored. Which, of course, is a mistake only a girl could make. Once we talked about it, it was better (and it got better).

Communication ftw?

05-24-2009 , 11:05 AM

#9952

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

lol <3

05-24-2009 , 11:08 AM

#9953

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by mandroid

More of a statement this next one, but please provide commentary: Make your mind up - either you like hairy or you don't. Being quite manly myself I am well endowed with shirt-busting and pant-ballooning excellence in the hair department. I recall being 14 or 15 and the other guys in my grade being quite hair-free and the girls mentioning my hairiness being quite the turn on, and in fact achieved me quite the hoard of well wishers. As I got older this trend continued, the general hair == manly == turn on. However, once a relationship gets serious you women want nothing less than trims, waxes and shampooing. Come on, with hair comes pheromones, are you seriously willing to deny yourselves the awesome pleasure that is a man's ball smell on a 40degree (celsius, FU fairenheil-hitlers can google a conversion) Australian summer day?

I posted a similar question earlier by posting a pic of my torso for specific answers and essentially a boils down to personal taste. Some ladies like it, some like if your mane is well maintained, and some prefer completely hairless. The way you describe it though, when you take your shirt off you still have a sweater vest on which most ladies will not find attractive.

05-24-2009 , 11:09 AM

#9954

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Yeah, it's only a select group that find the Sasquatch look hot.

05-24-2009 , 11:32 AM

#9955

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Yeah, it's only a select group that find the Sasquatch look hot.

Well if you have a big foot, that is supposwed to mean you have other big things I heard

05-24-2009 , 11:33 AM

#9956

MoneyMatt1

VAMOOOO irl

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,994

in b4 ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question sub forum

05-24-2009 , 11:35 AM

#9957

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Well if you have a big foot, that is supposwed to mean you have other big things I heard

Oh, guys are more obsessed with size than women, I think. I mean, as long as it's not tiny, it's fine.

Actually, I'd say thickness counts more. But as long as you know how to use your equipment and your fingers/tongue, it's all good.

05-24-2009 , 11:37 AM

#9958

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Well that's a relief.

05-24-2009 , 11:44 AM

#9959

aspecTL

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 388

Quote:

Originally Posted by ::justin::

has this ever happened?

and if so, how would you describe the pain?

-heres a new mystery HB...
how does peing punched in teh box compare to being kicked in teh balls?

such an awesome clip.

05-24-2009 , 12:25 PM

#9960

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

in before 10K

hey db! how's life treating these days?

05-24-2009 , 12:33 PM

#9961

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,711

Oh hai der

I got a new hat

Will post pics later

05-24-2009 , 12:37 PM

#9962

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Oh hai der

I got a new hat

Will post pics later

exciting <3

off to play zelda have a good

05-24-2009 , 01:02 PM

#9963

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

I don't wanna be a virgin

05-24-2009 , 01:11 PM

#9964

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

I don't wanna be a virgin

There are people you can pay who will help with that.

05-24-2009 , 01:13 PM

#9965

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

Quote:

Originally Posted by mandroid

Legitimate questions that need answers:

How is it that when I try to use the "too tired" excuse for sex (when im genuinely tired no less) my girlfriend sees through my plan and punishes me by keeping me awake for a 2-hour pound-a-thon? 100% of the time. Do your mothers teach you this or was it Sex and the City?

When did all women get together and decide that a) they want their *******s licked, and b) they didn't want to lick my ******* in return. Is this me specific or is it for all guys worldwide? Was this also Sex and the City?

More of a statement this next one, but please provide commentary: Make your mind up - either you like hairy or you don't. Being quite manly myself I am well endowed with shirt-busting and pant-ballooning excellence in the hair department. I recall being 14 or 15 and the other guys in my grade being quite hair-free and the girls mentioning my hairiness being quite the turn on, and in fact achieved me quite the hoard of well wishers. As I got older this trend continued, the general hair == manly == turn on. However, once a relationship gets serious you women want nothing less than trims, waxes and shampooing. Come on, with hair comes pheromones, are you seriously willing to deny yourselves the awesome pleasure that is a man's ball smell on a 40degree (celsius, FU fairenheil-hitlers can google a conversion) Australian summer day?

Why do all your friends know every intricate detail about anything we've ever done together, including blue-prints to my reproductive system? This is self-explanatory, but comes with it three interlinked subquestions: i) why am I not allowed to tell even one close friend about that time I came in your belly button? ii) why was it wrong of me to feel up your friend in the pool last month when she visited from interstate? iii) do you feel more betrayed that she slept with me, or that she didn't give you a play-by-play?

Time to get this thread back on track and you girls to fess up some serious answers.

[ ] is in a relationship

05-24-2009 , 01:14 PM

#9966

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

There are people you can pay who will help with that.

i dont want this to happen

05-24-2009 , 01:17 PM

#9967

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

i dont want this to happen

Okay, there are plenty of drunk and desperate women at bars. Get one sloppy and have at it.

05-24-2009 , 01:18 PM

#9968

pd86

Pooh-Bah

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women question, if you were a teacher would you have sex with underage boys>?

05-24-2009 , 01:32 PM

#9969

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

women question, if you were a teacher would you have sex with underage boys>?

Would I get caught?

That's probably why I wouldn't. Adult men can't keep their mouth shut about who they bang, so no 15 yo is going to. Jail ain't a good place for ex-cops.

05-24-2009 , 01:34 PM

#9970

pd86

Pooh-Bah

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your an ex cop for a reason narc

05-24-2009 , 01:37 PM

#9971

MoneyMatt1

VAMOOOO irl

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,994

whats the biggest penis you have had in your mouth

how many peni(plural of penis) have you had in your mouth at once

05-24-2009 , 01:40 PM

#9972

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

your an ex cop for a reason narc

05-24-2009 , 01:42 PM

#9973

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

whats the biggest penis you have had in your mouth

how many peni(plural of penis) have you had in your mouth at once

One, I'm not that big a whore.

Biggest - didn't have a measuring stick. About 8-9"?

05-24-2009 , 01:48 PM

#9974

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

around ?

05-24-2009 , 01:49 PM

#9975

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by pd86

around ?

Geez, I don't know. Relatively thick. Hurt my mouth a little on the sides. Felt pretty damn good down below.

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