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04-25-2009 , 01:11 AM
most of them sound legit mayo. not only that but i know at least a few of them are true.
04-25-2009 , 02:31 AM
Ok 4l ladies, serious question:

I have four mutual friends on facebook with the chick at uni I want to ask out. Do I add her on facebook or not?

A couple of girls have advised me to add her and potentially become a bit more familiar with her over that, but they are kinda facebook fiends so I'm not sure if I can trust their advice. I was going to just wait until class and ask her for coffee or lunch, but one of the girls said that it would easier if she got to know me a bit through facebook. It seems kinda asinine to me (since the point of getting coffee is to kind of become more familiar, initially), but it does make sense in a girly type of way.
04-25-2009 , 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK
Play with my hair please.

I will take this opportunity to specify the hair on my head.
Post-coitus, I was running my fingers thru my lover's hair and she could have cared less. Does she have a soul?
04-25-2009 , 03:58 AM
watching pulp fiction....so ladies....foot massage? mean something? no? if they do what do they mean? its relation to sticking ur tongue in the holiest of holy's?
04-25-2009 , 04:14 AM
What is your advice for someone with more of a happy ocean?
04-25-2009 , 05:37 AM
04-25-2009 , 08:18 AM
Two week run by:

Quote:
Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK
Play with my hair please.

I will take this opportunity to specify the hair on my head.
Bush ITT

(I thought about how awesome it would be if it was pink for at least 30 seconds)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Hey girls, what percentage of the responses in this thread do you believe?
-3%

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Lemons.
Clearly the superior fruit, as are you..I'm told.

Quote:
Originally Posted by alexander7179
watching pulp fiction....so ladies....foot massage? mean something? no? if they do what do they mean? its relation to sticking ur tongue in the holiest of holy's?
Foot massages are not sexual..in fact unless you are already dating the girl it is akin to her saying that you will never be inside her.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
How +EV is it to shave my chest? Its not like I have a sweater vest of hair but it also isn't smooth by any definition. It is a lot easier to not shave and I assumed that chest hair was good because it is manly and stuff, but I'm probably wrong.
Even the thought of a guy shaving your very reasonable amount of body hair tilts the **** out of me.

Women harp on and on about unrealistic expectations from men and instead of addressing that flaw in standards..they start encouraging men to be more metro. I think this is some sort of punishment/retribution for the life time of waxing and other inane girl-business we do.

Unless a guy is a friggin' caveman, so hairy that it gets in the way of other stuff and is uncomfortable for him..don't bother. Being hairless makes you look 15 and women do not have the same jailbait fetishes that men do. You look the way a man is supposed to.

Last edited by Kristy; 04-25-2009 at 08:20 AM. Reason: But stop biting your nails, that is a disgusting, filthy habit.
04-25-2009 , 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Please respond.



Lemons.
i ran outta limes last night and i put lemon in my gin and tonic.. that shizz was sooo subpar.
04-25-2009 , 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low Key
Post-coitus, I was running my fingers thru my lover's hair and she could have cared less. Does she have a soul?
No.
04-25-2009 , 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
should have told me that before I booked in my laser hair removal thing
sorry

Quote:
Originally Posted by JokersAttack
Ok 4l ladies, serious question:

I have four mutual friends on facebook with the chick at uni I want to ask out. Do I add her on facebook or not?

A couple of girls have advised me to add her and potentially become a bit more familiar with her over that, but they are kinda facebook fiends so I'm not sure if I can trust their advice. I was going to just wait until class and ask her for coffee or lunch, but one of the girls said that it would easier if she got to know me a bit through facebook. It seems kinda asinine to me (since the point of getting coffee is to kind of become more familiar, initially), but it does make sense in a girly type of way.
i like the idea of asking her to get a cup of coffee, more personal
04-25-2009 , 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Two week run by:



Bush ITT

(I thought about how awesome it would be if it was pink for at least 30 seconds)



-3%



Clearly the superior fruit, as are you..I'm told.



Foot massages are not sexual..in fact unless you are already dating the girl it is akin to her saying that you will never be inside her.



Even the thought of a guy shaving your very reasonable amount of body hair tilts the **** out of me.

Women harp on and on about unrealistic expectations from men and instead of addressing that flaw in standards..they start encouraging men to be more metro. I think this is some sort of punishment/retribution for the life time of waxing and other inane girl-business we do.

Unless a guy is a friggin' caveman, so hairy that it gets in the way of other stuff and is uncomfortable for him..don't bother. Being hairless makes you look 15 and women do not have the same jailbait fetishes that men do. You look the way a man is supposed to.
Fredd you have officially been kristified....rants and raves when out in public...young lady i guess it's back in the cage (kitchen) for you...geez, can't take you anywhere....

oh and LIMES > lemons
04-25-2009 , 12:05 PM
ty taytay
04-25-2009 , 12:08 PM
you are welcome JA

you need to post a poem in the thread about posting verses (can't remember the exact title)
04-25-2009 , 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Bush ITT
I just waxed a lot off, so though it's not pink, much of the general region is.

>_<

Thought I'd share.
04-25-2009 , 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jacktay
you are welcome JA

you need to post a poem in the thread about posting verses (can't remember the exact title)
a few haikus will have to do for now. might do an emo poam later

Quote:
Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK
I just waxed a lot off, so though it's not pink, much of the general region is.

>_<

Thought I'd share.
charming
04-25-2009 , 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Even the thought of a guy shaving your very reasonable amount of body hair tilts the **** out of me.

Women harp on and on about unrealistic expectations from men and instead of addressing that flaw in standards..they start encouraging men to be more metro. I think this is some sort of punishment/retribution for the life time of waxing and other inane girl-business we do.

Unless a guy is a friggin' caveman, so hairy that it gets in the way of other stuff and is uncomfortable for him..don't bother. Being hairless makes you look 15 and women do not have the same jailbait fetishes that men do. You look the way a man is supposed to.
Last edited by Kristy; Today at 07:20 AM. Reason: But stop biting your nails, that is a disgusting, filthy habit.
This is what I was hoping to hear at some point, just wasn't sure if my expectations were realistic. I keep the hair elsewhere to an absolute minimum so I'm also trying to keep upkeep to a minimum.

I am already trying to not bite my nails, but it is the only habit I have ever had that I can't stop. So wish me luck!
Quote:
Originally Posted by jacktay
Fredd you have officially been kristified....rants and raves when out in public...young lady i guess it's back in the cage (kitchen) for you...geez, can't take you anywhere....

oh and LIMES > lemons
oh the other lady that was down with some chest hair... threesome? I am very giving.
04-25-2009 , 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird


oh the other lady that was down with some chest hair... threesome? I am very giving.
hush you
04-27-2009 , 01:44 AM
My nephew gave me a little stuffed duck today for some reason. I was thinking about going around and taking pictures of it in random places, should i?
04-27-2009 , 02:05 AM
^^^ obv
04-27-2009 , 02:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by savage311
^^^ obv

Is youse a girl? I want female responses. And if i do these photos, i'll probably make a thread posting them.
04-27-2009 , 07:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Starbuck
My nephew gave me a little stuffed duck today for some reason. I was thinking about going around and taking pictures of it in random places, should i?
I did this with a 4 foot tall teddy bear.
04-27-2009 , 08:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Starbuck
My nephew gave me a little stuffed duck today for some reason. I was thinking about going around and taking pictures of it in random places, should i?
Yes, but taking what emme said, you need to take it one step futher.

Do it naked. pics ldo.

Strap the duck to said naked crotch, perhaps.

Photograph said duck with jailbait at your local mall.

I think the las suggest will go down best, with the male dominance of 4L...
04-27-2009 , 08:10 AM
Joey

stop being lewd, crude and rude.


if you can't, pics plz.
04-27-2009 , 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by diebitter
Joey

stop being lewd, crude and rude.
I know I have my moments of sweetness and delight. However, I have always been this way.

No pics, you would not approve of the poker jumper I'm wearing. Though one day I hope to make a thread...
04-27-2009 , 08:33 AM
poker

jumper


I approve of both of these.

      
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