most of them sound legit mayo. not only that but i know at least a few of them are true.

Ok 4l ladies, serious question:

I have four mutual friends on facebook with the chick at uni I want to ask out. Do I add her on facebook or not?

A couple of girls have advised me to add her and potentially become a bit more familiar with her over that, but they are kinda facebook fiends so I'm not sure if I can trust their advice. I was going to just wait until class and ask her for coffee or lunch, but one of the girls said that it would easier if she got to know me a bit through facebook. It seems kinda asinine to me (since the point of getting coffee is to kind of become more familiar, initially), but it does make sense in a girly type of way.

Post-coitus, I was running my fingers thru my lover's hair and she could have cared less. Does she have a soul?

watching pulp fiction....so ladies....foot massage? mean something? no? if they do what do they mean? its relation to sticking ur tongue in the holiest of holy's?

What is your advice for someone with more of a happy ocean?

Two week run by:

Bush ITT

(I thought about how awesome it would be if it was pink for at least 30 seconds)

-3%

Clearly the superior fruit, as are you..I'm told.

Foot massages are not sexual..in fact unless you are already dating the girl it is akin to her saying that you will never be inside her.

Even the thought of a guy shaving your very reasonable amount of body hair tilts the **** out of me.

Women harp on and on about unrealistic expectations from men and instead of addressing that flaw in standards..they start encouraging men to be more metro. I think this is some sort of punishment/retribution for the life time of waxing and other inane girl-business we do.

Unless a guy is a friggin' caveman, so hairy that it gets in the way of other stuff and is uncomfortable for him..don't bother. Being hairless makes you look 15 and women do not have the same jailbait fetishes that men do. You look the way a man is supposed to.

i ran outta limes last night and i put lemon in my gin and tonic.. that shizz was sooo subpar.

No.

sorry

i like the idea of asking her to get a cup of coffee, more personal

Fredd you have officially been kristified....rants and raves when out in public...young lady i guess it's back in the cage (kitchen) for you...geez, can't take you anywhere....

oh and LIMES > lemons

ty taytay

you are welcome JA

you need to post a poem in the thread about posting verses (can't remember the exact title)

I just waxed a lot off, so though it's not pink, much of the general region is.

>_<

Thought I'd share.

a few haikus will have to do for now. might do an emo poam later

charming

This is what I was hoping to hear at some point, just wasn't sure if my expectations were realistic. I keep the hair elsewhere to an absolute minimum so I'm also trying to keep upkeep to a minimum.

I am already trying to not bite my nails, but it is the only habit I have ever had that I can't stop. So wish me luck!
oh the other lady that was down with some chest hair... threesome? I am very giving.

hush you

My nephew gave me a little stuffed duck today for some reason. I was thinking about going around and taking pictures of it in random places, should i?

^^^ obv

Is youse a girl? I want female responses. And if i do these photos, i'll probably make a thread posting them.

I did this with a 4 foot tall teddy bear.

Yes, but taking what emme said, you need to take it one step futher.

Do it naked. pics ldo.

Strap the duck to said naked crotch, perhaps.

Photograph said duck with jailbait at your local mall.

I think the las suggest will go down best, with the male dominance of 4L...

Joey

stop being lewd, crude and rude.


if you can't, pics plz.

I know I have my moments of sweetness and delight. However, I have always been this way.

No pics, you would not approve of the poker jumper I'm wearing. Though one day I hope to make a thread...

poker

jumper


I approve of both of these.