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04-17-2009 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Matjoez
or her vagina
sure hope it's tight
they are all tight in my experience
04-17-2009 , 01:29 PM
Okay so I didn't know where to post this story and I don't think it's cool enough to be thread worthy so here it is . . .

Last night my bf and I went to this local club called Fever or the feve. There was a really long line and everyone knows that 10 bucks to the bouncer can get you in so no one waits in line. This one time though since everyone was trying to jump the line the bouncers weren't taking bribes.

I know the bouncers though so I walked to the front anyway, a cute girl with bewbies gets denied even with a bribe right before I get up there to talk to the bouncer.

Behind me are a bunch of football players who always get in first and never bribe and never pay cover.

Anyway . . .

Me: Hey, how's it going?
Bouncer: Hey, come on in. (opens the back door, I don't have to pay cover)

Then to the football players trying to get in behind me "No, we're not letting anyone in right now."

I turn around and give the footballers a shocked face.

Brag: Got into a club for free before the VIP football players.
Beat: It was empty and it was the feve.
Variance: Dollar natty lights and dollar shots.
04-17-2009 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies
a cute girl with bewbies
Pics?
04-17-2009 , 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies
Beat: It was empty and it was the feve.
If it was empty why was there a line?
04-17-2009 , 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
Same reason "can I sit on your face?" doesn't always work.
lolz! good answer... gogogogo giz!
04-17-2009 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ILikeBunnies
Okay so I have terts. blah blah blah
pics or gtfo
04-17-2009 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by nsdjoe
If it was empty why was there a line?
This is such a good question, it pretty much made no sense
04-17-2009 , 04:59 PM
No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
04-17-2009 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by nsdjoe
Women,

Am I wrong in expecting BJ week to be mandatory in long-term relationships?
i usually call bj weak

"no need to warm it up cause its constantly lubed week"

but thats just me chicks are horny on the *** and want my "thors hammer"
and "pope Johne Pole III"
04-17-2009 , 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jakejackjake
i usually call bj weak

"no need to warm it up cause its constantly lubed week"

but thats just me chicks are horny on the *** and want my "thors hammer"
and "pope Johne Pole III"
why is the singular version of the word rags blocked?

What if I'm sick of having A rag?

woah weird its if i say on the rag it gets blocked? someone edited my post! how dare they?
04-17-2009 , 06:14 PM
Chicks always get horny on the ***. Example.
04-17-2009 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
1
being the hottest
04-17-2009 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Chicks always get horny on the ***. Example.
mayo- believes "yes we can"
04-17-2009 , 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
Oh hai WIP. I pronounce your name like whip. Heavy on the h.
Like cool wHip.


Yeah, I'd rather be a high end escort and screw politicians for way too much money than strip.

Not that I'll ever do either. I got brains and stuff.
I had a sex worker come to talk to our human sexuality class....she was completing her PhD

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Originally Posted by Tartufo
on a scale of 1-10 how horny does the thought of me teaching you advanced mathematics in my leather underwear make you?
More than 1

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Originally Posted by nsdjoe
Women,

Am I wrong in expecting BJ week to be mandatory in long-term relationships?
wuss

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Originally Posted by nsdjoe
If it was empty why was there a line?
Always keep a line
04-17-2009 , 11:44 PM
Hai ladies. I think I'm spotting, how likely is this possibility?
04-17-2009 , 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LirvA
Hai ladies. I think I'm spotting, how likely is this possibility?
very likely if you possess a vagina or a multi colored dog
04-17-2009 , 11:54 PM
taytay, will u marry me?
04-17-2009 , 11:54 PM
lol

Last edited by LirvA; 04-17-2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason: nh jacktay
04-18-2009 , 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1
taytay, will u marry me?
hey Mat Mat, no, will u marry me?
04-18-2009 , 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Sparki
Some women donít respond because they are smart girls who donít have self esteem issues.
Yes, and I'm sure they'll be glad about that when they're 45, single, and living in a house full of cats.

04-18-2009 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Yes, and I'm sure they'll be glad about that when they're 45, single, and living in a house full of cats.

i used to have the hots for this chick down the street.... she had THE best ass in high school. I remember thinking i could never even dream that high. Now i tap ass like that at least once in a while and the amazing chick still lives down the street.....

.... you could build a barn on her ass now
04-18-2009 , 02:41 AM
Whatever, I'll have dogs!!
04-18-2009 , 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by leprous_hand
i used to have the hots for this chick down the street.... she had THE best ass in high school. I remember thinking i could never even dream that high. Now i tap ass like that at least once in a while and the amazing chick still lives down the street.....

.... you could build a barn on her ass now
This is different, this is the hot girl who didn't know beauty can fade with age. She thought she could get by being a hot 17 year old for the rest of her life.

*insert witty remark about her living in manufactured housing here*
04-18-2009 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
Whatever, I'll have dogs!!
your old undertitle and avatar were better imo
04-18-2009 , 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ashiXIII
your old undertitle and avatar were better imo
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      
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